*The DM looks at Junknemesis* Okay.. now you have to make a will save vs feeblemindedness
*Junknemesis just stares at the DM, strange orange substances dripping out of his ears*
*The DM rolls a d20*
Well... I guess you failed your will save.
*Junknemesis is carted away on a stretcher to the asylum where it is hoped that one day his mind will recover from the Great Martha Horror*
"Darn it! That's the third player I've lost this week to that episode of South Park!" *The DM puts in yet another add for new players*