So there was a large brush fire in Southern California (go figure!) and the resuce team was looking for those caught in the fire when they came upon a jogger passed out from smoke inhalation. "Johnson!" barked the fire chief "Give that man mouth-to-mouth until we get back with a stretcher!" When they go back, Johnson was naked and pounding the guy in the ass like rutting pigs. "Johnson! I thought I told you to give him mouth-to-mouth?!?" "How do you think this got started?" says Johnson.