Am I too perfect?

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    Apr 08, 2009 11:47 PM GMT
    I mean, I hear it from people all the time:

    "Youre so cute... youre so hot...youre so smart... youre so nice... your butt smells so clean... why don't you have 15 boyfriends?"

    I dunno, people just think I'm too perfect for them I guess

    If I am not to perfect for you, please give me compliments below. If I am, hating can commence:


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    Apr 08, 2009 11:50 PM GMT
    cubby-kins.....

    i heart youuuu

    come on my talk show when i have one...we will set u up with someone

    BUHAHAHAHA
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  • cbrett

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    Apr 08, 2009 11:52 PM GMT
    u dont talk to me
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    Apr 08, 2009 11:56 PM GMT
    I have to smell your butt first
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    Apr 08, 2009 11:59 PM GMT
    charlitos saidI have to smell your butt first


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    Apr 09, 2009 12:02 AM GMT
    At 5'3, I am sure I would find you irresistible. You are good looking and well built.
  • cbrett

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    Apr 09, 2009 2:08 AM GMT
    charlitos really is that how u find perfection
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    Apr 09, 2009 2:26 AM GMT
    May all your wishes become true.
    And you find happiness in life.
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    Apr 09, 2009 2:30 AM GMT
    cubsfan1986 saidI mean, I hear it from people all the time:

    "Youre so cute... youre so hot...youre so smart... youre so nice... your butt smells so clean... why don't you have 15 boyfriends?"

    I dunno, people just think I'm too perfect for them I guess

    If I am not to perfect for you, please give me compliments below. If I am, hating can commence:


    LOL icon_lol.gif


    Yeah...your a god
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    Apr 09, 2009 4:50 AM GMT
    The best thing about pocket gays are that they don't take up much bed space.
  • silverfox

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    Apr 09, 2009 4:54 AM GMT
    I like your confidence. It takes a strong guy to put a question out there like that.

    No, you are not perfect. Nobody is. But you are intriguing guy with a lot going for you. I wonder why you don't have like 15 boyfriends? icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 09, 2009 5:46 AM GMT
    I give the answer above: * * * * *
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    Apr 09, 2009 5:53 AM GMT
    Sorry, for those of you who don't know me, I'm Zach.... and I'm far from perfect. My attempt at humor was aimed at all these posts that are begging for compliments. I thought I'd just put my own out there and actually say right up: I want compliment, gimme, gimme, gimme....


    Though it is true, we pocket gays don't take up much bed space. icon_smile.gif

    What I was really hoping for was that post that flamed me hardcore... alas, no one bit.

    However, Caslon, is that true? or were you just playing off of what my OP said? I was hoping for a LOLcat icon_razz.gif
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    Apr 09, 2009 5:58 AM GMT
    Who would pick a flame war with a cutie like you? That would be evil!!!

    Only Pattison would do something like that! And he's too busy on a thread about Madonna...
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    Apr 09, 2009 6:04 AM GMT
    brettc saidcharlitos really is that how u find perfection


    no way! what kind of person you think I am??? Obviously thats just the beginning of all the things I have to smell icon_twisted.gif

    cubsfan please to my room now! icon_cool.gif
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    Apr 09, 2009 6:06 AM GMT
    charlitos said
    brettc saidcharlitos really is that how u find perfection


    no way! what kind of person you think I am??? Obviously thats just the beginning of all the things I have to smell icon_twisted.gif

    cubsfan please to my room now! icon_cool.gif


    icon_eek.gif *checks armpits - Mary Katherine Gallagher style*
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    Apr 09, 2009 6:07 AM GMT
    charlitos said
    brettc saidcharlitos really is that how u find perfection


    no way! what kind of person you think I am??? Obviously thats just the beginning of all the things I have to smell icon_twisted.gif

    cubsfan please to my room now! icon_cool.gif


    Yes ma'am! icon_lol.gif
  • MikemikeMike

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    Apr 09, 2009 6:08 AM GMT
    cubsfan1986 saidSorry, for those of you who don't know me, I'm Zach.... and I'm far from perfect. My attempt at humor was aimed at all these posts that are begging for compliments. I thought I'd just put my own out there and actually say right up: I want compliment, gimme, gimme, gimme....


    Though it is true, we pocket gays don't take up much bed space. icon_smile.gif

    What I was really hoping for was that post that flamed me hardcore... alas, no one bit.

    However, Caslon, is that true? or were you just playing off of what my OP said? I was hoping for a LOLcat icon_razz.gif


    at 5'3 I could have sex with you while walking around... alas taken guy here. I think everyone got tired because terra posts are like your but he's serious.icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 09, 2009 6:09 AM GMT
    Cubsfans posts usually are incited by a rise in "self-loathing" or "OMG am I ugly" posts on the forum that yearn for attention.

    Speaking of attention, where is Terra?
  • EricPrado

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    Apr 09, 2009 6:12 AM GMT
    Oh, he's perfect alright.
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    Apr 09, 2009 6:57 AM GMT
    Pinny said

    Speaking of attention, where is Terra?


    shshshshshshshshs dont say it 3 times in a row or....
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    Apr 09, 2009 11:00 AM GMT
    DarkMatters saidThe best thing about pocket gays are that they don't take up much bed space.
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    Apr 09, 2009 11:01 AM GMT
    andy2175 saidcubby-kins.....

    i heart youuuu

    come on my talk show when i have one...we will set u up with someone

    BUHAHAHAHA
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    lol! funny boy!
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    Apr 09, 2009 1:26 PM GMT
    Cubsfan said "I mean I hear it from people all the time.."

    I thought the voices in my head only talked to ME!

    Now they're talking to you, too??
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  • DiverScience

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    Apr 09, 2009 1:34 PM GMT
    DarkMatters saidThe best thing about pocket gays are that they don't take up much bed space.


    You'd be amazed. We're like cats, one little pocket gay can take up a whole king sized bed!