I went to a party but I didn't dress in costume. Instead, I just wore jeans and this T-shirt that makes me look buff. Anyway, I stayed out late and got up late. When I turned on my phone this morning there was a message from a friend-of-a-friend on my cell phone. She wanted to tell me that her friend thought I was hot, and she asked if she could fix us up.
I guess I did dress up -- as a straight guy!
By the way, nice costume, Squarejaw. If you showed up at my door in that, I'd give you a treat.