Ugly People

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    Oct 29, 2007 2:41 PM GMT
    I saw this on a musicians board I visit.

    Ugly People

    A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
    everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter
    Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish
    because of the grief they have experienced.

    They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I
    want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
    The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
    Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

    This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when

    God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.

    When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
    laughing his head off.

    Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.

    The guy eventually calms down and says:

    "Make 'em all ugly again."

    NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY !
  • MarkX

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    Oct 29, 2007 3:01 PM GMT
    Musicians' heaven is for the vain and vindictive! I knew it!
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    Oct 29, 2007 4:21 PM GMT
    LOVE THAT!
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    Oct 29, 2007 4:41 PM GMT
    McGay-

    PRICELESS!
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    Oct 29, 2007 6:16 PM GMT
    LOL
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    Oct 29, 2007 6:19 PM GMT
    LOLZ .. that guy is pure evil!!
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    Oct 29, 2007 7:28 PM GMT
    slayerstrppd03McGay has no problem being ugly and last in line


    Next time I want to hear from an asshole, I'll fart.
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    Oct 29, 2007 7:47 PM GMT
    slayerstrppd03such class, McGay, must be the jersey in you


    The jersey in me beats the urine pulsing through your own veins.
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    Oct 29, 2007 7:48 PM GMT
    Ah, I see what happened here. I posted something titled "Ugly People" and you thought you were being summoned. Nope. I have little use for you, except as a punchline.
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    Oct 29, 2007 7:53 PM GMT
    That's funny as hell.
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    Oct 29, 2007 7:58 PM GMT
    slayerstrppd03didn't you use that line on my before?


    Yes, but, you're still an asshole.
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    Oct 29, 2007 8:07 PM GMT
    slayerstrppd03just because I wouldn't let you in my ass...
    Well, now you're just being disgusting. I wouldn't send a team from the CDC in there. Eww.
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    Oct 29, 2007 8:11 PM GMT
    Ugly people claim that they are born that way.

    But I think it's a lifestyle choice.
  • MikePhilPerez

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    Oct 29, 2007 9:16 PM GMT
    Did I miss something hereicon_question.gif

    Slayer, whats your problemicon_question.gif

    I don't understand whats going onicon_confused.gif

    Mike
  • Laurence

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    Oct 29, 2007 9:19 PM GMT
    You didn't miss anything MP

    Slayer is back stirring up the argument he had with McGay from a while back.

    Hopefully it'll fizzle out and not become the bore-fest it was last time.

    Lozx
  • Squarejaw

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    Oct 29, 2007 9:28 PM GMT
    Hashing this out in a public forum feels like an "open invite" to me!
  • MikePhilPerez

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    Oct 29, 2007 9:29 PM GMT
    Well Slayer, with all due respects, this a public forum, so if you don't want comments on it, take it somewhere private.

    Mike
  • Laurence

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    Oct 29, 2007 9:39 PM GMT
    Well Slayer you joined in this forum by trying (desperately) to make a joke against McGay. I think he had every right to come back at you.

    Don't you ever learn? He's kicked your ass everytime you've locked horns. This time will be no different.


    Lozx
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    Oct 29, 2007 9:40 PM GMT
    "i simply made a light hearted joke"

    I doubt I'm alone in thinking your 2:25 PM comment didn't come across that way.
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    Oct 29, 2007 9:46 PM GMT
    So much can happen during rush hour.

    Don't you have some socks to darn? You did say you go to the Fashion Institute of Technology, right? Darn.
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    Oct 29, 2007 9:48 PM GMT
    slayerstrppd03darn socks?


    Isn't that what you seamstresses do?
  • MikePhilPerez

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    Oct 29, 2007 9:51 PM GMT
    "light hearted joke"

    Calling someone ugly is not a light hearted joke.

    I joke around all the time and I would never call someone ugly for a joke.

    I also do think you are trying to offend me now with you comments.

    Slayer, When I joined this site I thought you were a nice guy, that thought is diminishing very fast. I do not understand why you have to behave this way.

    Mike
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    Oct 29, 2007 9:51 PM GMT
    Slayer, a volunteer from the CDC has agreed to go into your anus (see, I am a nice guy after all), but, he said that after, you have to design him a nice new toxic protection space suit, as the one he's wearing will no doubt dissolve.

    suit.jpg
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    Oct 29, 2007 9:52 PM GMT
    No, that's ok, slayer, I don't need to read about FIT to know you're major is sanitation engineering. You're just too trashy for anything else.
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    Oct 29, 2007 9:56 PM GMT
    slayerstrppd03MikePhil...you still haven't held McGay accountable for anything.

    I think my views on you too have clearly changed. Anyone giving a pardon to an emotionally, anger driven man for no other reason than he likes__________. Deserves no respect in my book.



    What book is that? Something by Dr. Seuss? Horton Hears a Who?