Craziness in the Club

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    Apr 10, 2009 9:32 AM GMT
    I just got back from dancing all night long at a gay club and have to comment on all the craziness that happened. I came three feet away from walking into a fight between two obese men! It seemed like all night security was taking some group of people out for fighting. I had also been dancing when this guy came up from behind me. I thought he wanted to dance, he had his hands on my waist, but then I felt him trying to sneak his hand in my pocket to steal my wallet!!

    Whats the craziest thing that you have experienced or witnessed in a clubicon_question.gif
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    Apr 10, 2009 12:58 PM GMT
    In Nashville, it was my highlight of the week to go to the club and see the lesbians fight. They did it EVERY SATURDAY, and I loved it. It was pure comedy.

    Other than that, once I was wearing some really dark aviators in the club, and this guy who just didn't like me approached me and said, "why are you looking at me?" I was baffled...and it was completely ridiculous of him to think my attention was focused on him. It was not...
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    Apr 10, 2009 1:22 PM GMT
    okay, I went to heaven (gay club) this wednesday... it was absolutely terrible, I had the misfortune of going on a bashment (jamaican dancehall) night. The yardie hot mess that was present was just wrong man doing a headstand and grinding the air upside down. The levels of the lesbians attending though, omydays! Seriously there was a dyke butcher than remi and i was like 0.o it was horrible, and then she beat up a dude for stepping on her foot. Fists were flung and the guy got ktfo.

    It was great.

    hahahaha.
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    Apr 10, 2009 5:23 PM GMT
    I saw two big drag queens FISTFIGHT at one club in WeHo. That was not funny-three people got hurt. And at another club here in Ventura, big lesbian fight! Four got hurt, including one trannie hooker! There was blood on the dancefloor! icon_eek.gificon_eek.gif
    AND recently at the same club, a straight couple got beat up by a bunch of lesbians because the couple said homophobic slurs at them. Well, they were just asking to DIE!

    Are we getting violent or what?! Queer Fight Club, anyone?
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    Apr 10, 2009 5:50 PM GMT
    Miasma saidWhats the craziest thing that you have experienced or witnessed in a clubicon_question.gif

    All in the same gay club in Fargo, North Dakota:

    1. While a guy was dancing a rolled-up white sock slipped out of his underwear, down his pants leg onto the floor. It seems like everyone saw it and laughed, and his face turned bright red with embarrassment.

    2. I was dancing by myself while my partner went to get a drink at the bar in another room. I was wearing dark sunglasses as I usually did on the dance floor, closing my eyes as the strobe lights began flashing, so I wouldn't have an epileptic seizure from which I suffer.

    Unknown to me with my eyes shut, the club's skaggiest guy took the opportunity to start dancing opposite me, but without touching. Just then my partner returned, and I heard his big bass voice bellow:

    "Get the fuck away from my husband or I'll drag you outside and beat you to a pulp!"

    The skag quickly fled as I opened my eyes to view this scene, and I learned just how jealous my new Italian hubby was. He understood my explanation and didn't blame me, since he knew I always danced blind when they turned the strobe lights on.

    3. Lesbians having fist fights out in the parking lot. I never saw a single gay man get into a fight in 6 years, but the lesbians fought almost every week.

    4. A shot being fired through the front window at us, hitting no one.
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    Apr 10, 2009 6:00 PM GMT
    Two craziest incidents happened between a twink and a much bigger muscle guy...

    First at Southern Nights, a twink tried to pick a fight with this guy that was more than twice his size. The guy didn't try to fight back, just kept on pushing him too far for any punches to land on him. Finally the twink decides to jump on top of him on the dance floor, to which the guy throws him off him, but no the twink had to try to jump back on him till a Drag Queen and lesbian had to pry him off the muscle guy!

    But the worst was a drunk couple at Parliament House where they got into a fight in the bathroom and the twink decided to jump on his partner and do a Mike Tyson on his ear! I hear about this that night from his friend asking me if I knew a good defense attorney (I was a law major at the time). Come to find out, he left the scene, and later on found out that his boyfriend had HIV!