Miasma saidWhats the craziest thing that you have experienced or witnessed in a club
All in the same gay club in Fargo, North Dakota:
1. While a guy was dancing a rolled-up white sock slipped out of his underwear, down his pants leg onto the floor. It seems like everyone saw it and laughed, and his face turned bright red with embarrassment.
2. I was dancing by myself while my partner went to get a drink at the bar in another room. I was wearing dark sunglasses as I usually did on the dance floor, closing my eyes as the strobe lights began flashing, so I wouldn't have an epileptic seizure from which I suffer.
Unknown to me with my eyes shut, the club's skaggiest guy took the opportunity to start dancing opposite me, but without touching. Just then my partner returned, and I heard his big bass voice bellow:
"Get the fuck away from my husband or I'll drag you outside and beat you to a pulp!"
The skag quickly fled as I opened my eyes to view this scene, and I learned just how jealous my new Italian hubby was. He understood my explanation and didn't blame me, since he knew I always danced blind when they turned the strobe lights on.
3. Lesbians having fist fights out in the parking lot. I never saw a single gay man get into a fight in 6 years, but the lesbians fought almost every week.
4. A shot being fired through the front window at us, hitting no one.