At the risk of offending sheep lovers...

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    Oct 29, 2007 10:37 PM GMT
    A travelling salesman pulls into a village and stops at the first house he finds. There's a little girl on the front porch rocking away in her rocking chair. "Little girl, is your daddy home? I'd like to sell him some of my wares."

    "Oh, my daddy's out in the field fucking sheep."

    The salesman, shocked, asks "what?!?!?".

    "Yes, my daddy is out in the field fucking sheep."

    The salesman, completely discombobulated asks "doesn't that bother you?"

    Sheepishly, the little girl replies "naaaa aaaa aaaa aaa aaa".

    (no sheep were harmed during the posting of this joke).
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    Oct 30, 2007 3:26 PM GMT
    MOANS......oh brother...icon_rolleyes.gif......next joke please!
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    Oct 30, 2007 6:06 PM GMT
    *giggle* that's funny. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Oct 31, 2007 6:21 AM GMT
    I don't get it... LOL
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    Oct 31, 2007 8:07 PM GMT
    HA! Here's one.

    Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the
    engine fails and
    the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.

    SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!

    SH2: What about the sheep ?!?

    SH1: Fuck the sheep !!!!

    SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?
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    Aug 24, 2016 9:34 PM GMT
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