The Onion: Children Exposed to Porn May Expect Sex to Be Enjoyable

  • swimbikerun

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    Apr 12, 2009 9:17 PM GMT

    Think of the children!
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    Apr 12, 2009 9:34 PM GMT
    one of those ladies is from NOM?
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    Apr 12, 2009 9:35 PM GMT
    swimbikerun said
    Think of the children!


    We can laugh at this, because most folks know it's stupid, but, it exemplifies how false belief systems get inside the heads of their followers and get them fucked up beyond all belief.

    Admittedly, one has to be a bit nuts to believe in false belief systems to begin with, but the brainwashing of those religions / cults / malarkey pushes many folks into just plain nuttiness.
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    Apr 12, 2009 9:38 PM GMT
    This may be the five mimosas I had at Easter lunch talking, but that is funny. Its scary to think that I could be the bald guy with glasses in that video. Seriously, it wasn't until after college that I learned that women want to and can even enjoy having intercourse. I had always thought that it was something they reluctantly did as a "wifely duty". (I look forward to deleting this embarrassing admission tomorrow)
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    Apr 12, 2009 9:55 PM GMT
    madtown saidThis may be the five mimosas I had at Easter lunch talking, but that is funny. Its scary to think that I could be the bald guy with glasses in that video. Seriously, it wasn't until after college that I learned that women want to and can even enjoy having intercourse. I had always thought that it was something they reluctantly did as a "wifely duty". (I look forward to deleting this embarrassing admission tomorrow)


    NOT IF I PRESERVE IT! hahahahaha x
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    Apr 12, 2009 10:30 PM GMT
    chuckystud said

    We can laugh at this, because most folks know it's stupid, but, it exemplifies how false belief systems get inside the heads of their followers and get them fucked up beyond all belief.

    Admittedly, one has to be a bit nuts to believe in false belief systems to begin with, but the brainwashing of those religions / cults / malarkey pushes many folks into just plain nuttiness.
    Excellent post Chucky! What gets under my skin is the perpetaution of these false belief system. It can never be that the people that believe in these things can be left to their own devices.
    The scam requires new adherents, or the belief system dies out.
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    Apr 12, 2009 11:14 PM GMT
    You mean its not that easy to dispose of dead hookers?
  • Bunjamon

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    Apr 12, 2009 11:17 PM GMT
    I love fake, tongue-in-cheek journalism!
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    Apr 12, 2009 11:33 PM GMT
    This was hilarious! Thanks for posting.
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    Apr 12, 2009 11:58 PM GMT
    i don't know if the onion or chucky is funnier in this particular instance.
  • swimbikerun

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    Apr 12, 2009 11:59 PM GMT
    Bunjamon saidI love fake, tongue-in-cheek journalism!
    It's so hard to tell the difference these days!
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    Apr 13, 2009 12:08 AM GMT
    Gee, I just cant, for the life of me, figure out why that bald guy has never had an incredible orgasm.
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    Apr 13, 2009 12:10 AM GMT
    dancerjack saidi don't know if the onion or chucky is funnier in this particular instance.


    The onion was trying to be funny
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    Apr 13, 2009 12:25 AM GMT
    Matterych saidYou mean its not that easy to dispose of dead hookers?
    Oh it really is that easy actually. You have to take into account that it was women that stated it was not as easy as we assume or as the games portray. Not a problem for us men though, which is exactly why the characters that kids play in these games are in fact men.
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    Apr 13, 2009 12:31 AM GMT
    Hahah amazing!

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    Apr 13, 2009 12:50 AM GMT
    Lostboy said
    dancerjack saidi don't know if the onion or chucky is funnier in this particular instance.


    The onion was trying to be funny


    yes, darling, i am familiar with the onion, hence my disbelief
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    Apr 13, 2009 1:41 AM GMT
    Good stuff! I've been loving the Onion lately.
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    Apr 13, 2009 1:52 AM GMT
    Great post swimbikerun !!! The irony of this skit is perfect for getting the point accross. Those of us who went to private christian religion based elementary and highschools, got all the wrong signals given to us that were pointed out in this vid. Most of us start out with multiple strikes against us because of such rigid teachings. the only way i know to correct it is for our country to become more secular, because you'll never get the mainstay religions to 'lighten up' on the subject.
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    Apr 14, 2009 3:11 PM GMT
    realifedad said Great post swimbikerun !!! The irony of this skit is perfect for getting the point accross. Those of us who went to private christian religion based elementary and highschools, got all the wrong signals given to us that were pointed out in this vid. Most of us start out with multiple strikes against us because of such rigid teachings. the only way i know to correct it is for our country to become more secular, because you'll never get the mainstay religions to 'lighten up' on the subject.
    secularity yessss
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    Apr 14, 2009 10:12 PM GMT
    ScottPensacola saidGee, I just cant, for the life of me, figure out why that bald guy has never had an incredible orgasm.


    Exactly (lol).
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    Apr 14, 2009 10:23 PM GMT
    Wait you mean sex ISN'T enjoyable????? What am I doing wrong? (or right?? lol)
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    Apr 14, 2009 11:59 PM GMT
    'emotional side of murdering whores.'

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  • swimbikerun

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    Apr 15, 2009 12:05 AM GMT
    beeker said'emotional side of murdering whores.'

    LMAO icon_lol.gif
    I mean,how unprofessional. Jack the Ripper had it right, he was paying for a non-emotional experience!
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    Apr 15, 2009 12:13 AM GMT
    that's odd. through my own curiosity as a kid before my teens i discovered porn and didn't understand the painful moaning, and was scared. lol.

    later i grew to like it as i approached puberty and got an adult's fill, as noone was aware that their magazines were being inspected while they were at work.

    nowadays, i'm not shocked by anything relating to sex. and find it as mundane and mediocre as any other played out movie. so, maybe the study, in my case, proved to be correct... but as an adult, whom considered becoming a parent, i don't think i'd allow my kids to think sex was "enjoyable" in of itself. there are consequences in everything we do!

    uhmm, strayed from the fact that this was fiction. lol.
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    Apr 15, 2009 6:18 AM GMT
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