Fantasy Shopping Lists

  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 13, 2009 6:01 PM GMT
    For some reason, this snippet from this morning's NYT struck me as funny:

    "To create an idealized décor in an unoccupied house, stagers tend to use new furniture and appliances, without the slightest flaw, and have a penchant for accessories like fake hors d’oeuvres and fantasy shopping lists (“Pick up Champagne, French tulips and cream puffs”)."

    I rushed to the refrigerator door to start a fantasy shopping list.

    Pick up:

    lube
    handcuffs
    DD
    plutonium
    new thong
    tiara

    prescription refill (doc says double dosage)


    Should I pick up anything for you, while I'm in town?
  • Timbales

    Posts: 13993

    Apr 13, 2009 6:05 PM GMT
    hacksaw blades
    Vicks Vap-O-Rub (jar)
    Rubber gloves
    black wool socks
    toothfloss
    jockstrap
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 13, 2009 7:38 PM GMT
    Shopping list for the weekend


    Couple of vials of steroids and 2 dozen needles

    1lb of fresh cocaine 'good stuff this time!'

    Rubber sheets 2 ply

    Leather studded Harness

    2/3 Dildos 10/12/14 inches

    Dozen cans of Red bull

    D&G sunglasses

    Tylenol

  • phunkie

    Posts: 325

    Apr 13, 2009 8:13 PM GMT
    1. Lube
    2. Scented/flavored/glow in the dark condoms (preferably all in one)
    3. Scented candles
    4. James Marsden
    5. Strawberries, bananas, peaches, lychees, mangoes
    6. Male pheromone cologne
    7. Jake Gyllenhaal
    8. All veg take away dinner for three

    hmm....all set. Wheres that credit card...
  • InsatiableBlo...

    Posts: 442

    Apr 13, 2009 11:48 PM GMT
    haha I think I opened the wrong thread...

    1) Penthouse on the high rise
    2) hot tub
    3) all new designer clothes
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 13, 2009 11:59 PM GMT
    purple potatoes,
    fresh chicken
    basil.
    paint for the spare room.
    leather harness and jock with cock ring for me

    final0011.psd.jpg

    New jock strap for you. I wrecked your last one.

    jock-strap-rear-view.jpg

    Pictures so you get the right stuff this time. I tire of your mistakes.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 14, 2009 12:12 AM GMT
    80/20 aluminum x-bars

    plutonium

    death ray

    titanium-platinum alloy struts

    industrial-scale bacterial fermentor

    large selection of knives

    new biohazard suit (lost weight!)

    incompetent minion

    ...

    and a teddy bear
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 14, 2009 11:42 PM GMT
    For comparison, here's my actual shopping list for this week:

    Milk
    Paper Towels
    Duct Tape
    Tetrabutylammonium hydroxide
    Ant Bait
    Tabasco Sauce
    Helium (ultrapure, 200 cf)
    Chocolate
    Red Wine
    bike tubes, 700 x 23c
    laundry detergent
    lime juice
    Manganese Sulfate (monohydrate)

    now... what size on the cock ring? "Large," "extra large," or "heroic?"
    Not sure where to find good minions these days. I could us a couple myself.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 14, 2009 11:56 PM GMT
    final0011.psd.jpg

    New jock strap for you. I wrecked your last one.

    jock-strap-rear-view.jpg

    Pictures so you get the right stuff this time. I tire of your mistakes.[/quote]


    OMG... um OMG I want that for Xmas


    but I have been a very bad boi.... I deserve it much sooner.
  • jgymnast733

    Posts: 1783

    Apr 15, 2009 12:09 AM GMT
    Preparation H
    Poppers
    Magnums
    Cirroc Vodka
    Nipple Clamps
    New Sheets
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 15, 2009 12:25 AM GMT
    A super-sized composter that can mulch human consumers of useless shit.