Focaccia crotch...

  • kittar

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    Apr 13, 2009 11:58 PM GMT
    So one day my (straight) brother and I are both at home at the same time (we go to the same college, a couple hours from our hometown) and we're just chilling out. I go into his room to talk to him about something, and he makes the weirdest comment.

    He goes, "do you ever rub your hands between your crotch and your leg and then smell it? It smells just like focaccia bread."

    How he ever would have thought to do this, I don't know. But I won't lie.. I tried it...icon_redface.gif and the odor did indeed have a resemblance to the Italian bread...

    What do you guys think?

    Please note: I bathe AT LEAST once a day, and wash ALL areas of my body thoroughly. But ya can't help but get some stink every once in a while, eh?
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    Apr 14, 2009 12:09 AM GMT
    I have no idea about ANY of that, other than "Focaccia Crotch" is now my new favorite saying.

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    Apr 14, 2009 12:11 AM GMT
    look_alive saidI have no idea about ANY of that, other than "Focaccia Crotch" is now my new favorite saying.

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    I can see it as a drag name. LOL
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    Apr 14, 2009 12:18 AM GMT
    HA! FOCROTCHIA!!
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    Apr 14, 2009 12:19 AM GMT
    Hmmm....do foccaccia crotch and pizza face go together?

    And no, I just checked: only the faint lingering scent of Old Spice Ocean Breeze body wash for me.
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    Apr 14, 2009 12:20 AM GMT
    This could give new meaning to an Italian "feast."

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    Apr 14, 2009 12:20 AM GMT
    I'd say your brother is gay for referencing "Focaccia". LOL
  • kittar

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    Apr 14, 2009 12:23 AM GMT
    zdrew said

    And no, I just checked: only the faint lingering scent of Old Spice Ocean Breeze body wash for me.


    Try it in a couple hours.. maybe after a jog or something. Then you'll see... icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 14, 2009 12:24 AM GMT
    Not sure if there is yeast in Focaccia, but I'd say yeast in general smells like balls...
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    Apr 14, 2009 12:27 AM GMT
    Looknrnd saidNot sure if there is yeast in Focaccia, but I'd say yeast in general smells like balls...


    I was wondering if yeast was the common denominator, too...but then I decided I didn't want to continue down that path of inquiry.
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    Apr 14, 2009 12:30 AM GMT
    wildcat12 said
    zdrew said

    And no, I just checked: only the faint lingering scent of Old Spice Ocean Breeze body wash for me.


    Try it in a couple hours.. maybe after a jog or something. Then you'll see... icon_lol.gif


    no he won't. Zdrew smells like an ocean breeze all the time...no matter what he does.

    pretty people never stink, silly.
  • EricLA

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    Apr 14, 2009 12:30 AM GMT
    Really? Is this the best topic we can come up with? Really? Really?

    OK, but "focrotchia" was pretty funny.
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    Apr 14, 2009 12:31 AM GMT
    And, then, I am going to say it... arm pits and crotch is not the same... sourdough meets focaccia icon_question.gif

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  • GQjock

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    Apr 14, 2009 12:31 AM GMT
    icon_eek.gif Can I throwup now?
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    Apr 14, 2009 12:33 AM GMT
    what happened to whip cream and chocolate? Eclair crotch?

    Okay, I'll shut it up... HA! icon_smile.gif
  • DrewT

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    Apr 14, 2009 1:00 AM GMT
    look_alive saidI have no idea about ANY of that, other than "Focaccia Crotch" is now my new favorite saying.

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    Oh dear. I actually laughed out loud. Totally funny. icon_smile.gif
  • DCEric

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    Apr 14, 2009 1:05 AM GMT
    I so hope some uses that for the name of a rock band. There is just something awesome about the way it sounds.
  • Anto

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    Apr 14, 2009 2:38 AM GMT
    I think it depends on the person, like their genetics and the kind of bacteria/yeast they've been exposed to in life.

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    Apr 14, 2009 2:55 AM GMT
    and I'd thought I'd heard it all..

    DAMN.. was I wrong..

    I smell like soap..
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    Apr 14, 2009 2:55 AM GMT
    what an odd topic...
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    Apr 14, 2009 2:59 AM GMT
    Now I want to walk into a room and point at the first person I see and scream that. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 14, 2009 3:03 AM GMT
    hmmm.. sorry fellas, more like sardines here!? icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Apr 14, 2009 3:06 AM GMT
    I thought this was about Hotshot's grandmother.

    Sorry, wrong thread.icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 14, 2009 3:22 AM GMT
    So girls smell like fish and guys smell like focaccia.

    I don't think I've ever smelled focaccia on a guy before.
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    Apr 14, 2009 3:30 AM GMT
    I'd be a little worried if I smelled a man's crotch and it had a yeasty smell to it.
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