Going for the Nuts

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    Oct 31, 2007 7:26 PM GMT
    Man, why do women always go for your nuts when they're angry?

    Had a woman screaming in my face today as I walked in to an investors meeting, spraying spittle as she is waving her arms like a orangutang. Next thing I know she is scratching me, throwing red paint at me, and kicking me in my junk.

    I had to put her down hard because I was in pain. Building security took her away for the cops - then theres the interview and paperwork.

    GOD that smarts. 6 hours later and my left nut still hurts.

    Third time I have been assaulted by nut cases this year, second time some woman has gone for the nuts.

    I think I'm going to start wearing a cup.

    The worst part is I'm going to have to tell Iain tonight and he's going to get all wound up about it all over again.

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    Oct 31, 2007 7:36 PM GMT
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    Dude...my condolences...I had a chick grab me in the nuts while we were in detention in 7th grade, but that's about it.
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    Oct 31, 2007 8:02 PM GMT
    Ouch! What kind of investors? I'll stay far far away.

    I believe women think that's probably the most vunerable place to hit a guy so always go there first.

  • asupas

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    Oct 31, 2007 9:05 PM GMT
    You've been assaulted three times this year? Wow.. what are you doing wrong? lol..
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    Oct 31, 2007 9:24 PM GMT
    i hope you will press charges, if you had slapped her you better believe she would!
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    Oct 31, 2007 9:27 PM GMT
    who is lain?
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    Oct 31, 2007 9:38 PM GMT
    It's those lesbian Jr. High Gym coaches... they teach the girls to do that.
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    Oct 31, 2007 9:48 PM GMT
    Sorry man, but if you're getting assaulted that often, at some point you need to look at the common part of these equations!
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    Oct 31, 2007 10:01 PM GMT
    So why are these women assaulting you? Three times in one year, might be something you're doing. And why do you refer to your nuts as "junk"?
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    Oct 31, 2007 10:56 PM GMT
    Why was she so angry?
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    Oct 31, 2007 11:00 PM GMT
    Women do generally go for the nuts though when they get really angry. And for the most part that's a good defensive technique. Because if a man is grabbing his nuts, he's not really going to be in a position to chase after you. I'm not saying all women immediately start kicking every man in the nuts every time she gets a little pissed. But if a woman feels threatened you gotta admit it's good to stop us.

    On that note, it's not just the lesbian gym teachers, though I have no several to do so, but also in most women's self defense classes they teach the tender parts, and how to hit them hard.

    And finally when women are angry some do like to play soccer with our balls. But most can deal with their emotions a bit more rationally. If you've been assaulted 3 times this year. Either you're doing something bad to these people. Or you've just got the bad luck to have psychos as clients. Best thing to do if you think you're going to get kicked in the nuts by an angry woman is to take a few steps back and get out of reach. But that's just smart in any kind of situation where you feel threatened.
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    Oct 31, 2007 11:09 PM GMT
    Well, what do you expect when you don't give a trick-or-treater the candy she wants?

    Is this for real?
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    Oct 31, 2007 11:10 PM GMT
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  • OptimusMatt

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    Oct 31, 2007 11:28 PM GMT
    That squirrel has some severe elephantitis
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    Oct 31, 2007 11:36 PM GMT
    yeah, I thought squirrels hid their nuts.
  • irishboxers

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    Oct 31, 2007 11:40 PM GMT
    You just know the other squirrels in the tree are jealous.
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    Nov 01, 2007 1:27 AM GMT
    after 3 times a year, its time to wear protection. looks good too with the bulge.
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    Nov 01, 2007 1:40 AM GMT
    Well FWIW:

    Iain is my partner; he is frequently concerned because people get pissed at me and he reads the hate mail and hears the voice messages they leave.

    Today I believe the woman assaulted me because I was going into the investors group meeting; I believe she was concerned because the company is helping space aliens spy on her (she was with a small protesters group – I ignored them).

    Previously I have been assaulted this year because I purchased a large piece of property that a community/environmental group didn’t want developed (actually I bought it so it wouldn’t be developed by someone else and would be a large buffer zone behind my property – but they never asked why I wanted the property); and the second time I was assaulted was because a friends wife thought I was sleeping with him (I wasn’t, definitely not my type: he was putting in 70-80 hrs a week on a special project). She was totally drunk and her sister had apparently egged her on.

    Some people have way too much time on their hands.
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    Nov 01, 2007 1:58 AM GMT
    Women don't have nuts. They've never felt the pain and don't understand. But they know we don't like it, so it's their silver bullet I guess.

    Your post was not misogynic. Considering the circumstances, I think you actually showed some restraint. If y'all want to hear misogyny, stand next to me while I'm drunk and listening to Dr. Dre or singing rugby songs with a bunch of guys. I turn 18 all over again, and not really in a good way.

    I suppose I could really use some more women in my life, but I usually forget why.
  • TallGWMvballe...

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    Nov 01, 2007 2:15 AM GMT
    WOW, what are YOU doing to put youself in those situations for anyone to be THAT angry at you ?
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    Nov 01, 2007 2:47 AM GMT
    Actually twice - two women - the third assault was by a guy throwing rocks.

    But not the first - or second - or third - time a woman has tried to kick me there in my life.

    It's just a bit unusual that two women tried in the same year - or even decade - which is probably the last time it happened.

    I don't believe what I posted is either hatefull or fearful.

    I admit people do get angry with me - and my company - more than the average, but it's usually because of something that has been found out about them.

    Like the guy last year who slashed all my tires, and keyed my car - twice - because he had been caught embezzling from his employer; The law firm partner who was stealing from his partners; or the woman who stood outside my hotel room screeching obscenities because she had been caught stealing computer parts from her employer; etc.

    I don't always get to see people on their best behaviour.



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    Nov 01, 2007 2:51 AM GMT
    NNJ: No, they don't.

    I can be careless when talking about women. I'm guy-centric.

    I just (re-)read that ITJock "put her down". I have never struck or even used force against a woman.

    Do you have a point? Reading your second reply, I don't understand the purpose of your question.
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    Nov 01, 2007 3:03 AM GMT
    I don't like hitting women. I was taught that it is always wrong, inexcusable, to hit a lady.

    But not all women act very ladylike, and I will defend myself, with the minimum amount of force nescessary, if struck.

    I don't think that is hateful of women.

    R
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    Nov 01, 2007 3:20 AM GMT
    For the record, 'elephantitis' means an inflamed elephant. icon_rolleyes.gif

    Elephantiasis is swelling of the limbs or genitalia caused by chronic lymphatic obstruction. The blockage is often caused by a number of parasitic infections together called filariasis. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephantiasis
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    Nov 01, 2007 4:41 AM GMT
    Leave it to McGay... LOL (right on!).

    Run Bike, Thanks for posting that. I was about to do the same thing myself...

    inflamed elephant, indeed!