Another Dumb Blonde joke

  • TallGWMvballe...

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    Apr 15, 2009 6:47 PM GMT
    While driving, a dumb blonde gets stopped by a cop who is also blonde.
    When asked for the license, the blonde in the car says she doesn't know what it is so the officer says it is a small flat thing with your picture on it.
    The blonde goes through her belongings and finds a small mirror then hands it to the cop who says, "Oh never mind... I didn't know you were also a cop"
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    Apr 15, 2009 9:07 PM GMT
    Q: How can you tell if a blond's having a bad day?

    A: She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
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    Apr 15, 2009 9:15 PM GMT
    Why did the dumb blonde cross the road?


    To get euthanized. The end.
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    Apr 15, 2009 9:43 PM GMT
    How do you kill a blonde?

    Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.
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    Apr 15, 2009 9:51 PM GMT
    Whats that peace of skin around a vagina?

    A women.
  • Sk8Tex

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    Apr 16, 2009 12:21 AM GMT
    How did the blonde break her arm raking leaves?

    She fell out of the tree...
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    Apr 16, 2009 12:24 AM GMT
    flex89 saidQ: How can you tell if a blond's having a bad day?

    A: She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.




    ROFL!!!!icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 16, 2009 1:07 AM GMT
    I am offended.
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    Apr 16, 2009 1:18 AM GMT
    ROFLMmfAO!!
  • brianstephens

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    Apr 16, 2009 1:25 AM GMT
    TallGWMvballer saidWhile driving, a dumb blonde gets stopped by a cop who is also blonde.
    When asked for the license, the blonde in the car says she doesn't know what it is so the officer says it is a small flat thing with your picture on it.
    The blonde goes through her belongings and finds a small mirror then hands it to the cop who says, "Oh never mind... I didn't know you were also a cop"


    HAHAHAH!!!

    This took me like 20 minutes to get though.
  • jc_online

    Posts: 487

    Apr 16, 2009 3:05 AM GMT
    BOB & THE BLONDE

    Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

    The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.


    The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

    Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

    The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

    Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"


    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

    The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."


    Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."

    The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."

    Bob took the money...