So I says to the hotdog vendor....

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    Apr 16, 2009 2:05 PM GMT
    the dalai lama
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    Apr 16, 2009 2:12 PM GMT
    I don't get it icon_confused.gif
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    Apr 16, 2009 2:14 PM GMT
    Make my hotdog with a hotdog, and I'll take care of the rest... icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 16, 2009 2:18 PM GMT
    BodyWork4 saidI don't get it icon_confused.gif

    buddhists want to become one with the universe...one with everything. ... icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Apr 16, 2009 2:20 PM GMT
    jprichva saidJeez....I heard this joke in New York in like 1985......

    But you didnt see it with a colorful, funny captioned pic! ... icon_cool.gif ...makes all the difference
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    Apr 16, 2009 4:05 PM GMT
    The Zen guy looks like my Aunt Ollie....
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    Apr 16, 2009 4:10 PM GMT
    Make me one with everything. Gives him $20. Vendor puts 20 in pocket. Customer says, where is my change? Vendor says, "change comes from within."
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    Apr 16, 2009 4:37 PM GMT
    BiGymGuy saidThe Zen guy looks like my Aunt Ollie....


    The Zen guy? LOL You don't know who that is?
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    Apr 16, 2009 4:57 PM GMT
    jimib saidMake me one with everything. Gives him $20. Vendor puts 20 in pocket. Customer says, where is my change? Vendor says, "change comes from within."


    LOL awesome icon_smile.gif
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    Apr 16, 2009 5:32 PM GMT
    Excuse the overused acronym, but "LOL."
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    Apr 16, 2009 7:27 PM GMT
    Bacon wrapped hot dogs!

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    Apr 16, 2009 7:32 PM GMT
    BiGymGuy saidThe Zen guy looks like my Aunt Ollie....


    I think it more appropriate to say your Aunt Ollie looks like the Dalai Lama
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    Apr 16, 2009 7:33 PM GMT
    tommysguns2000 said
    BiGymGuy saidThe Zen guy looks like my Aunt Ollie....


    I think it more appropriate to say your Aunt Ollie looks like the Dalai Lama



    sometimes i really am embarrassed to be american icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Apr 16, 2009 7:42 PM GMT
    A young guy from Kentucky was visiting the Big Apple and asked the cabby where he could get laid. The cab driver dropped him off at Central Park and told him to look for the hot dog vendor with the red canopy.
    Being color-blind, he got the one with the gray canopy and told the vendor "I wanna get fucked."
    The vendor looks him up & down and says "Slip $100 on the counter by the ketchup." and proceeds to make a hotdog with mustard and ketchup, picking up the bill as he does so. He hands the dog to the guy, stuffing the $100 in his pocket.
    The young guy eats his hot dog, thinking of the fun he's about to have...until he notices nothing happening along that line.
    He says to the vendor, "Hey, I wanna get fucked!"
    The vendor looks at him and says "What, again?"


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    Apr 16, 2009 7:43 PM GMT
    OMG!! I'm under Dancerjack!! WOOF WOOF drool drool...yum!.



    hehehe
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    Apr 17, 2009 1:27 AM GMT
    "Make me one with everything. Gives him $20. Vendor puts 20 in pocket. Customer says, where is my change? Vendor says, "change comes from within."
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    Now, THAT was funny !
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    Apr 17, 2009 7:47 AM GMT
    Nom mani padme nom....
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    Apr 17, 2009 8:33 AM GMT
    Caslon10000 saidthe dalai lama


    ...uuuhhhh I don't get iticon_confused.gif
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    Apr 17, 2009 8:51 AM GMT
    ...be one with everything...?
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    Apr 17, 2009 2:41 PM GMT
    since we're going 'groaner' here....

    Did you hear about the Dali going to the dentist and refusing to use laughing gas or painkillers?

    He wanted to 'transcend dental medication'.....
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    Apr 18, 2009 1:52 AM GMT
    Ba dum pa

    Or better still...

    Wonk wonk woooonnnnk