Strangest thing just happened to me tonight

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    Apr 17, 2009 9:13 AM GMT
    So.. to tell this tale.. I must start at the beginning.. the tail.. if you will

    It all begins with a guy, as these things so often do, an attractive guy at that, not attractive in the classical sense, no, but attractive in his own right... He is 19, short approximately 5'7 since the number helps build to image, sandy blond, ice blue eyes that sort of seem watery, nice full lips, pert little nose, fairish complexion, he looks like he has seen the sun, but, doesn't spend all day in it.

    Hes skinny, but moderately muscled, smooth body, nice, firm round rump, the likes of which are rather rare, I would describe the front, but, lets attempt to keep this somewhat clean, for now.

    This young man, with the typical angst of someone so young who is unsure of his place in the world, but with a typical over excitable and blabbering personality that can be so becoming with the right individual and to be honest, with an arse like that, I'm willing to over look a few things..

    So, this young man, with is over excitable and blabbering personality came blabbering to me all excitedly like, telling me all sorts of dirty disrespectful things that one so young should neither know nor repeat to an elder, but, I'll forgive him, the arse you see, I wont describe the acts he was describing, since, for me, they were rather bland and not all together over done in my teenage years.

    You see, this young man, wanted to be shall we say, taken in a most sexual sense of the word by another man who would be both larger in build, more powerful in strength and more dominating in personality.. he'd choosen well, I can not deny this..

    Of course, his nerves precluded him from achieving his goals immediately, thus, lines of communication where opened and allowed to flow freely, very much so from him to me in a very blabbering and excitable way, but alas, I continued on my merry way, chatting lightly, explaining details to questions, being moderately flirty but playing very much the hard to get, impossible to have and totally dominating man that he so ardently believed I was.

    Inevitably the day arrived, we were to meet, I arrived to an incredibly excited blabbering idiot, for lack of any better word, a man so excited was not usual not common, but neither was that sweet can..

    After plying him with a little alcohol and when I say a little, I mean, one drink, actually, more like half, before he was far more relaxed, calm and steady.

    At which point, he'd thought he was the boss and attempted to jump me.. after batting him away and denting his ego a little, things started to progress.. my initial thoughts were being proven correct, he was unexpectedness but eager to learn..

    As you can well imagine, he had much to learn..

    I was teacher.. thus.. we need not delve any further then to say.. he learnt much..

    a little over 5 hours later, I was showered and on my way home.

    NOW, if you will allow me to skip forward, past days of drudgery and get to tonight, this will save me many hours of typing and you many tears of bordem.

    Thus, tonight, I, was out, doing what is unimportant, however, what is important is, I was on my phone, my iphone to be exact, chatting to a man, a very attractive man, a very large, muscular attractive man, a very large muscular attractive man who was telling me in great graphic detail the things he'd like to do to my backside..

    Of course, I will oblige him..

    But, that being neither here nor there, I simply flirted, what I said I've no idea, however, I must have said something to convince what i thought was a young group of boys behind me that I indeed was gay... which in turn, gave them the courage to attempt to be most disrespectful.. of course, me, being who I am, enjoys nothing more then beating down groups of young children and scaring them shitless.. of course.. usually, these groups of young boys are usually young groups of boys, not young groups of men, who just happen to look like young groups of boys in the darkened surroundings..

    Thus, they attempted to taunt and ridicule me.. upon hearing this, the happy happy joy joy gonna be a scary prick button was pushed and might I say, it was pushed with much glee...

    So.. I spun around, looked directly at the group and broke out into the biggest smile I have ever had in my entire life..

    Now.. usually, my tactic is not to smile, or at least, make the smile somewhat scary.. but not this time, apparently something had registered in me well before I understood it, now of course, most groups of young men would take the opportunity to attempt some sort of low brow, smart arsed comment.. but, unfortunately, my smile was mirrored by another individual, albeit he was also very very rosy cheeked..

    This mirroring was not to go unnoticed by the group of what I now know to be a group of young men... the group, noticing this became silent and I attempted to compose my self, although, poorly and the poor soul who had mirrored me looked
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    Apr 17, 2009 9:14 AM GMT
    looked from me to his group very slowly still with the smile plastered on his face and his cheeks very rosy..

    The group, being rather dim witted, took much time in working out what this meant, but once the penny had dropped, a look of recognition begun to sweep across the faces that comprised the group...

    You see.. the young man who had mirrored me in my smile, had also mirrored other things I'd done in the past.. this young man was the same young man with the fine can over excitability and babbling personality, this young man, was my lay form almost a week ago..........................................

    Thankfully as all good stories go, the group seemed generally accepting of this young mans unintended totally unexpected and, I must say, potentially hysterical coming out in a way, all too unfamiliar to me, he got ribbed about being gay and having slept with me while the few girls in the group commented on my attractiveness (apparently, I passed to grade)..

    All in all.. this has been one of the most interesting, confusing and astounding nights I've had in years..
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    Apr 17, 2009 9:24 AM GMT
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  • Nayro

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    Apr 17, 2009 11:59 AM GMT
    so basically, the guy u slept with, was in the group that pushed u around. You smiled at the group hoping they would stop doing what they were doing cause of that. one guy smiled back and he happened to be the guy u slept with. That was his coming out and the group accepted him?

    did i get it straight?

    ye thats quite weird :O
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    Apr 17, 2009 12:40 PM GMT
    well sort of.. first of all they where trying to taunt me.. not a wise me under normal circumstances.. the kid I Screwed was in teh closet and I knew this already.. so.. without registering it immediately I smiled when I spotted him knowing he was screwed..
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    Apr 17, 2009 12:44 PM GMT
    Well aren't you just Carrie Bradshaw... Mr. Story-Teller icon_wink.gif


    I will say I slighty missed the "moral" of your story for the tone of your rhetoric left me rather... arroused. You vixen, u.

    Thanks for the "lessons" teach.
    Nice read...
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    Apr 17, 2009 12:48 PM GMT
    yeah.. I sorta lost track was having to much fun typing it..
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    Apr 17, 2009 3:01 PM GMT
    Well, my affection for liltanker just disappeared... *Flushes*
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    Apr 17, 2009 3:11 PM GMT
    I want that story made into some sort of episode for a sitcom. It would be fun to watch it play out on TV (sorry...not enough for a movie yes)icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 17, 2009 3:17 PM GMT
    Good story. And you have the wisdom to insert lots of paragraphs breaks, to make it readable onscreen. I always turn away from a huge monolithic block of text.

    Well, you Brits did invent the English language, the finest in the world, so it doesn't surprise me that you remain the masters of it.

    Now a question if I may, dear lilTanker: what has been your contact with Mister Fine Can since then?
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    Apr 17, 2009 3:22 PM GMT
    ...too much coffee...
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    Apr 17, 2009 5:38 PM GMT
    As only lil tanker can tell and live it. And for nysexy who said not enough for a movie: If a poem can generate Broke Back Mountain, this can generate at least a LifeTime movie. Afterall, LifeTime is television for women and gay men.
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    Apr 17, 2009 5:51 PM GMT
    lilTanker saidyeah.. I sorta lost track was having to much fun typing it..


    typing one handed, no doubt!

    Great story.

    Could only happen to a gay man...
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    Apr 17, 2009 7:01 PM GMT
    And here I was getting all worked up thinking about you teaching them all what they need to learn...icon_smile.gif
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    Apr 17, 2009 7:24 PM GMT
    You don't "yadda yadda" sex
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    Apr 17, 2009 7:30 PM GMT
    MeOhMy saidYou don't "yadda yadda" sex


    Wait...MeOhMy... weren't you the young buck in the story? icon_cool.gif
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    Apr 17, 2009 7:35 PM GMT
    this was like a boring movie you wish you walked out of exept you thought it would get better-but didn't!! zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzz
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    Apr 17, 2009 7:45 PM GMT
    You certainly are a long winded bastard, aren't you
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    Apr 17, 2009 7:50 PM GMT
    Way too long winded for someone with ADD to tolerate....LOL
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    Apr 17, 2009 7:57 PM GMT
    ErikTaurean saidAs only lil tanker can tell and live it. And for nysexy who said not enough for a movie: If a poem can generate Broke Back Mountain, this can generate at least a LifeTime movie. Afterall, LifeTime is television for women and gay men.


    Broke Back Mountain (2005) stemmed from a short story written by Annie Proulx, FYI.
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    Apr 17, 2009 8:53 PM GMT
    ErikTaurean saidAs only lil tanker can tell and live it. And for nysexy who said not enough for a movie: If a poem can generate Broke Back Mountain, this can generate at least a LifeTime movie. Afterall, LifeTime is television for women and gay men.



    true...but i can see it as a 30 min sitcom with a laugh track or maybe a 40 min drama. If you add a bit more emotion to the "teacher-student" relationship or maybe and obsessed young stalker twist to it...i can see it making a decent gross at the theaters...heheicon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 17, 2009 9:51 PM GMT
    Tanker, I must learn how you get laid so interestingly. I kneel at the foot of the master. To learn. Not to do anything else that would require me to kneel in front of you. Ahem. Strictly business. icon_twisted.gif
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    Apr 17, 2009 9:55 PM GMT
    Mikeylikesit saidWay too long winded for someone with ADD to tolerate....LOL
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    here, here!

    Was this "young man"....of age?
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    Apr 17, 2009 10:47 PM GMT
    MeOhMy saidYou don't "yadda yadda" sex

    Well you'll just have to come jump up and down on my crotch your self to find out what its all about..

    MikemikeMike saidthis was like a boring movie you wish you walked out of exept you thought it would get better-but didn't!! zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzz

    nawww poor you... but you were never promised a thrilling story, nor even a story..

    zach206243 saidYou certainly are a long winded bastard, aren't you
    I take my time with everyone ;)

    rezdylan saidTanker, I must learn how you get laid so interestingly. I kneel at the foot of the master. To learn. Not to do anything else that would require me to kneel in front of you. Ahem. Strictly business. icon_twisted.gif
    Be incredibly relaxed.. people get all nervous about sex and what could happen, remain calm and everything thats going to happen will..

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    Mikeylikesit saidWay too long winded for someone with ADD to tolerate....LOL
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    here, here!

    Was this "young man"....of age?
    Read it and find out ya old bastard!
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    Apr 17, 2009 11:05 PM GMT
    lilTanker said
    MeOhMy saidYou don't "yadda yadda" sex

    Well you'll just have to come jump up and down on my crotch your self to find out what its all about..


    Oh my... ummm.... OK!

    I guess we'll see if you "yadda yadda" me!