Pattison wonders:

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    Apr 21, 2009 2:16 AM GMT
    Can a deaf schizophrenics hear voices?

    Why dose 7/11 have locks on the doors?
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    Apr 21, 2009 2:26 AM GMT
    Oh dear gawd it actually thinks...



    Or does it..




    I haven't a clue cause I can't see you...
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    Apr 21, 2009 2:30 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidOh dear gawd it actually thinks...



    Or does it..




    I haven't a clue cause I can't see you...


    You are right, you haven't a clue! icon_lol.gif

    But it had nothing to do with sex, so I'm sure you wouldn't be interestedicon_rolleyes.gif
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    Apr 21, 2009 2:32 AM GMT
    damn this is a good block.. I made a grease monkey script once to block you, but, I still knew you were there cause there was a big empty box.. but as it stands.. I can't see shit icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 21, 2009 2:39 AM GMT
    lilTanker saiddamn this is a good block.. I made a grease monkey script once to block you, but, I still knew you were there cause there was a big empty box.. but as it stands.. I can't see shit icon_biggrin.gif


    Sydney queens: shallow, no depth, and frivolous. Go look in the mirror darls. Then tell me is that a wort on your shoulders or did some-one crap there?:icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 21, 2009 2:49 AM GMT
    What I want to know is:

    1. Just how sick does a dog get? As in: I was sick as a dog.

    2. How cool is a cat? As in: He was as cool as a cat.

    3. Just how ugly is a dog? As in: He was as ugly as a dog.

    4. Is god really dog just spelt backwards? dogod? godog?

    I'm sure there are more but can't think of any right now.
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    Apr 21, 2009 2:50 AM GMT
    lilTanker saiddamn this is a good block.. I made a grease monkey script once to block you, but, I still knew you were there cause there was a big empty box.. but as it stands.. I can't see shit icon_biggrin.gif


    Not until some-one goes Pattison said. icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 21, 2009 2:54 AM GMT
    growingbig saidWhat I want to know is:

    1. Just how sick does a dog get? As in: I was sick as a dog.

    2. How cool is a cat? As in: He was as cool as a cat.

    3. Just how ugly is a dog? As in: He was as ugly as a dog.

    4. Is god really dog just spelt backwards? dogod? godog?

    I'm sure there are more but can't think of any right now.


    You know that was very good. I'm sure there are many more.
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    Apr 21, 2009 3:09 AM GMT
    Oh Pattison (aka "Mario"), always getting into troubles! Giggity!

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    Apr 21, 2009 3:10 AM GMT
    very pertinent questions GB.. although I can not see what is written..
  • EricLA

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    Apr 21, 2009 3:25 AM GMT
    I can't speak to the former, but in Los Angeles during the Civil Unrest that followed the Rodney King verdict, there was a curfew and businesses had to close before nightfall, so even 7/11 had to lock its doors. You never know when you might have to secure the premises.
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    Apr 21, 2009 3:30 AM GMT
    EricLA saidI can't speak to the former, but in Los Angeles during the Civil Unrest that followed the Rodney King verdict, there was a curfew and businesses had to close before nightfall, so even 7/11 had to lock its doors. You never know when you might have to secure the premises.


    You know what. I found that reply to be educational. Thanks.
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    Apr 21, 2009 3:34 AM GMT
    pattison saidCan a deaf schizophrenics hear voices?

    Why dose 7/11 have locks on the doors?



    Of course a horse! I'm blind and I still see dead people. icon_eek.gif

    I take it 7/11s are open 24 hrs?
    If that's the case I would say prudence led to the placement of locks on their doors. What kind of retard doesn't plan for a scenario where the doors need to be locked? icon_lol.gif Beyond that, can you even buy those retail establishment doors without locks? Seems the door manufacturer wouldn't waste production on an unsecurable door, and if they did I'm sure they would be derided as fools.

    Oh, and can you imagine their insurance premium if they didn't have the most basic of anti theft devices, regardless of how much it's used?

    Suppose someone put a Super Hot Burrito in the microwave for 15 minutes and turned it into a little black fail burrito and consequently set off the fire sprinklers. Gotta close the store for clean up, and a locking door might come in handy in that situation.
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    Apr 21, 2009 3:43 AM GMT
    I think the point of this thread is irony


    Like:

    Why do we park in driveways, but drive on parkways.
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    Apr 21, 2009 3:49 AM GMT
    Well, for those of us old enough to remember, 7-11 used to be open from 7am to 11pm. That was before the advent of 24-hour everything. I s'pose the marketing gurus thought they'd lose brand recognition by changing the name to 12-12.

    Oh, and deaf schizophrenics see signs (provided, of course, that they're not also blind, in which case they'd feel bumps).
  • Thirdbeach

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    Apr 21, 2009 4:40 AM GMT
    How much time do you spend watching "60 Minutes"?
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    Apr 21, 2009 5:12 AM GMT
    Thirdbeach saidHow much time do you spend watching "60 Minutes"?
    26 seconds.. thats the time it takes for me to realise that shits on and change the channel
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    Apr 21, 2009 10:42 AM GMT
    If olive oil comes from olives, and sunflower oil comes from sunflowers. Where does baby oil come from?

    If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plan crash.

    Why isn't the whole airplane made of the same stuff?
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    Apr 21, 2009 3:02 PM GMT
    pattison saidIf olive oil comes from olives, and sunflower oil comes from sunflowers. Where does baby oil come from?

    If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plan crash.

    Why isn't the whole airplane made of the same stuff?



    Mm, fresh squeezed baby juice. Whats the percentage of HFCS in there ya think?


    I've actually seen mangled flight recorders, so.. owned. icon_razz.gif