I'm addicted to RJ - a 1964 song

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    Apr 21, 2009 10:55 PM GMT
    In 1964 a band who called themselves The Animals released a song which reached #1 in the UK charts.
    It was called, "The House of the Rising Sun".
    It was about a gambling house in New Orleans (which I visited in 1978, therefore the place actually exists).

    I have altered the lyrics slightly, but all the syllables should fit the original tune exactly.
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    Well there is a site in Frisco Bay
    They call Realjock dotcom
    And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
    And God I know I'm one.

    My mother was a tailor
    She sewed my new blue jeans
    My father was homosexual
    Down in Frisco Bay.

    Now the only thing a homo needs
    Is a suitcase and a trunk
    And the only time he's satisfied
    Is when he's all a drunk.

    Oh mother tell your children
    Not to do what I have done
    Spend your life in sin and misery
    At Realjock dot com in Frisco.

    Well now one foot on the platform
    The other foot on the train
    I'm going back to Frisco Bay
    To wear that ball and chain.

    Well there is a site in Frisco Bay
    They call Realjock dotcom
    And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
    And God I know I'm one.

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    What Fierce eyes wrote a couple of days ago crushed my spirit. I thought that having "a bad vibe" meant an evil motive, which I knew I didn't have. But I have checked the subject in the Wikipedia website and it means something much worse than that. "Vibe" in reference here means "Aura" or an "etheral body" which enwraps a person and emits either positive or, in my case, a negative energy that makes someone else, even thousands of miles away, feel uncomfortable. It is occultic, and the Wikipedia classes it as a pseudoscience or parapsychology. Perhaps to a certain extend to Chiropractics, where I also read in the Wikipedia that in its purest form, that is, the "Straight" practice, chanting was included in the treatment.
    There are members who hate me (including Fierce eyes) and would wish Iwould leave.
    But as the song goes, I am addicted to Realjock.
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    Apr 22, 2009 2:42 AM GMT
    "House of the Rising Sun" was an old folk song that Eric Burden (singer) adopted for that big hit.



    Gesshhh don't let one guy ruin your whole experience here.

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    Apr 22, 2009 2:46 AM GMT

    You are ADDICTED to something.
    ThatOld, the boy thought you were a troll, plain and simple, ok. No big deal and certainly nothing as deep as you being evil and emitting an aura that made his hair stand on end. What you failed to do was make his dick stand on end, which is all that matters to blond twenty something year old gay men. Cry, chant, take up yoga....but GET OVER IT!

    You are a very interesting, intelligent, and thoughtful person. You've got plenty of worth and maybe not across from FierceEyes at the dinner table, but there is a place in the gay community for mature men, married men, straight, bi, questioning...there always have been. However, a gay fitness site is hardly the place I would suggest you look for validation. Some of these guys are into muscle, into youth, and into outer beauty. These are what gets them to respond, not intelligence, maturity, or worth. In this setting those things are subjective, but that certainly does not invalidate their value in the actual world.

    Even in this setting, the value of muscles, youth , and beauty is subjective. I have an e-crush on two very intelligent RJ members, but they won't even send me a message because they are too stuckup and snooty (which is part of their charm). I don't let it get to me because I know regardless of the lack of attention, I get them both sooooo wet. Hey for all you know, you might make old FierceEyes just a tad moist...and not because he's washing his hair. icon_razz.gif

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    Apr 22, 2009 3:35 AM GMT
    Omg that's awesome I love it, lol!
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    Apr 22, 2009 6:58 AM GMT
    Guilty Gear
    That was the best, the most reassuring post I have read for a long time.
    You have proved to me today that there are some good guys here at Realjock.
    Thankyou, guilty Gear, and may you and Realjock continue for years to come.
    All the best,
    NTO
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    Apr 22, 2009 7:02 AM GMT
    NotThatOld said
    There are members who hate me (including Fierce eyes) and would wish Iwould leave.
    But as the song goes, I am addicted to Realjock.


    I don't hate you, I just think you're a bad person.
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    Apr 22, 2009 7:16 AM GMT
    samerphx said
    GuerrillaSodomite said
    NotThatOld said
    There are members who hate me (including Fierce eyes) and would wish Iwould leave.
    But as the song goes, I am addicted to Realjock.


    I don't hate you, I just think you're a bad person.


    LOOOOOL i love this


    I wasn't making a funny, I honestly just think he's a malevolent dark hearted monster.
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    Apr 23, 2009 1:54 AM GMT
    NotThatOld said
    Thankyou, guilty Gear, and may you and Realjock continue for years to


    Oh god, I hope not. Here's hoping I find a man so's I can graduate from RealJock.