If Real Jock were a SPA

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  • silverfox

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    Apr 23, 2009 11:06 AM GMT
    I would love to be one of the massage therapists but there is a list of exactly 14 guys on this site that I would like to work on.

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    Apr 23, 2009 11:53 AM GMT
    it would be loud from all the bitching going on.. then.. there would be lots of moaning.. but not from what you think.. it would be people moaning about there little lives.. then you'd hear a lot of "OMG LILTANKER" every time I say something rude and crass..
  • MikemikeMike

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    Apr 23, 2009 11:59 AM GMT
    there would be a couple of dead bodies in the hot tub!icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 23, 2009 12:02 PM GMT
    id sing up
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    Apr 23, 2009 12:04 PM GMT
    waxon saidid sing up
    and I'm sure your a fabulous singer icon_razz.gif
  • Timbales

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    Apr 23, 2009 12:16 PM GMT
    I'd steer clear of the waxing area.
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    Apr 23, 2009 2:02 PM GMT
    What does it all cost?
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    Apr 23, 2009 2:11 PM GMT
    You'd have about 20% of the guys showing up and not looking anything like their profile pics, another 10% with no faces, whatsoever, 2% so inflated with self-importance that they wouldn't be able to fit through the front door, 30% walking in just to see who's there, but they wouldn't stay long, 15% being too stoned or drunk to remember why they showed up in the first place, and the rest being too busy in the forums and chat room to give a shit.
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    Apr 23, 2009 2:13 PM GMT
    ...it would give new meaning to "getting a facial".
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    lilTanker said
    waxon saidid sing up
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    susan boyle aint got nuttin on me!
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    Apr 23, 2009 2:36 PM GMT
    I would want a massage from charlitos because I hear he give happy endings
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    Apr 23, 2009 3:25 PM GMT
    chungo44 saidI would want a massage from charlitos because I hear he give happy endings


    For a price.
  • CAtoFL

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    Apr 23, 2009 3:43 PM GMT
    I suspect Looknrnd will apply for the towelboy position. icon_lol.gif
  • 2theTEE

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    Apr 23, 2009 4:45 PM GMT
    HighVoltageGuy said
    chungo44 saidI would want a massage from charlitos because I hear he give happy endings


    For a price.


    Because of the economic hard times, he gives out group discounts so that's really thoughtful of him.
  • Timbales

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    Apr 23, 2009 5:05 PM GMT
    money well spent, IMO
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    Apr 23, 2009 5:43 PM GMT
    You would get people tapping on your shoulder every five minutes saying, "I'm adding you to my hot list".

  • Apr 23, 2009 6:51 PM GMT
    OMG, its my work!!!!!!
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    Apr 23, 2009 7:07 PM GMT
    Tapper saidYou'd have about 20% of the guys showing up and not looking anything like their profile pics, another 10% with no faces, whatsoever, 2% so inflated with self-importance that they wouldn't be able to fit through the front door, 30% walking in just to see who's there, but they wouldn't stay long, 15% being too stoned or drunk to remember why they showed up in the first place, and the rest being too busy in the forums and chat room to give a shit.


    LOL Very true.

    It took me a second to realize the post was "spa". I thought it was SPA, as in "S.P.A." What the heck is S_P_A an acronym for!? LOL

    Either way, I'd definitely wear flip-flips!! icon_twisted.gif

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    Apr 23, 2009 7:59 PM GMT
    As long as it was near to my place of work, or my home I'd join.
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    Apr 23, 2009 8:11 PM GMT
    JuhJuhJEFF saidBecause of the economic hard times, he gives out group discounts so that's really thoughtful of him.


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    Apr 23, 2009 8:14 PM GMT
    And you'd have bijockmuscle complaining to the management about what he saw in the steam room.
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    Apr 23, 2009 8:17 PM GMT
    Are we allowed to clip our nails here?
  • 2theTEE

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    Apr 23, 2009 8:27 PM GMT
    HighVoltageGuy said
    JuhJuhJEFF saidBecause of the economic hard times, he gives out group discounts so that's really thoughtful of him.


    Mmmmmmmmm... icon_twisted.gif


    And that's the magic sound to get the discount icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 23, 2009 8:29 PM GMT
    Thank you for not shaving in the steam room.