Gay Manners

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    Apr 23, 2009 9:05 PM GMT
    Ok so... i wondered if there were certain things that you should and should not do when talking to gay men? like what is typically frown upon and what is not? or does it all just depend on morals and values in which you were raised on in order for someone to seem rude or nice?


    what's your take on this?
  • Hagan_F

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    Apr 23, 2009 9:50 PM GMT
    muchmorethanmuscle saidHuman decency and courteousness really have nothing to do with sexuality. I can't think of anything that relates only to gay or straight people.


    Exactly!
  • Bunjamon

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    Apr 23, 2009 9:58 PM GMT
    muchmorethanmuscle saidHuman decency and courteousness really have nothing to do with sexuality. I can't think of anything that relates only to gay or straight people.


    Couldn't have said it better. Manners are manners, plain and simple.
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    Apr 23, 2009 10:06 PM GMT
    As is customary, whenever I'm about to start a conversation with a gay man, I hock up a loogie and rub it on my scalp. That lets him know that a conversation is about to begin.
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    Apr 23, 2009 10:08 PM GMT
    "Gay Manners" is an oxymoron. icon_razz.gif
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    Apr 23, 2009 10:11 PM GMT
    I didn't realize there was a special "gaytiquette" to be followed. I guess it shows I'm still a noob...
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    Apr 23, 2009 10:12 PM GMT
    If things go well, I always offer some Cock Flavored Soup.

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    Apr 23, 2009 10:26 PM GMT
    jprichva saidYou must be acquainted for more than five minutes before you ask a man the size of his cock.

    The question of cut v. uncut requires another five minutes, and top or bottom requires either ten more minutes, or a drink with an umbrella.


    But it's just as inappropriate for a woman to ask a man his cock size or cut/uncut too, and even MORE inappropriate if he'd like her to peg him with her big purple dildo. It's not gay specific in the least.
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    Apr 23, 2009 10:35 PM GMT
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    Apr 23, 2009 10:47 PM GMT
    muchmorethanmuscle said
    jprichva saidYou must be acquainted for more than five minutes before you ask a man the size of his cock.

    The question of cut v. uncut requires another five minutes, and top or bottom requires either ten more minutes, or a drink with an umbrella.


    Oh that's right, I forgot about these guidelines which are of paramount importance.

    Just remember when a guy asks you the size of your cock it's because he has a bad case of "helium heels" and is hoping you have the right sized equipment in order to help me acheive some relief. icon_smile.gif


    Score!!!

    In more than one sense of the term.
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    Apr 23, 2009 10:52 PM GMT
    muchmorethanmuscle said
    jprichva saidYou must be acquainted for more than five minutes before you ask a man the size of his cock.

    The question of cut v. uncut requires another five minutes, and top or bottom requires either ten more minutes, or a drink with an umbrella.


    Oh that's right, I forgot about these guidelines which are of paramount importance.

    Just remember when a guy asks you the size of your cock it's because he has a bad case of "helium heels" and is hoping you have the right sized equipment in order to help me acheive some relief. icon_smile.gif


    That's usually the point where I dismiss myself from the conversation. I have better things to do than care about how well I'm going to fill in some sloppy power bottom's mud cave.
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    Apr 23, 2009 10:56 PM GMT
    muchmorethanmuscle saidLOL...you know what? I'm in the hospital at the moment and am on a lot of drugs for pain control.

    Personally after the type of cancer treatment I've undergone and with the level of pain I am in I don't think I will ever unlock my "backdoor" again.

    My poor kitty really hurts. icon_sad.gif


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    Apr 23, 2009 11:02 PM GMT
    muchmorethanmuscle saidLOL...you know what? I'm in the hospital at the moment and am on a lot of drugs for pain control. I'm going to blame my Freudian slip to a lack of consciousness due to the morphine kicking in. icon_smile.gif

    Personally after the type of cancer treatment I've undergone and with the level of pain I am in I don't think I will ever unlock my "backdoor" again.

    My poor kitty really hurts. icon_sad.gif


    I don't know what kind of cancer you had, but as cancer survivor (from the Dark Ages) I can honestly say I feel your pain. Alas, I never got morphine icon_sad.gif
    Hope you get to feeling better soon (from the Morphine and otherwise)
    Mike

    Oh and manners are manners, as said before.
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    Apr 23, 2009 11:17 PM GMT
    qazwsx6219 saidsmells range in hyper tension spelled by closet kykr Mark Guzman oily flatulence gets the boot of the schedule coin toss propogation mass zebra runoff smell tingled with schedule lame rundown

    I'm quoting this just for posterity... bes bound to be deleted shortly for something or other so I'm keeping his first erm.. mass mental vomit? uh I don't know exactly what it is..
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    Apr 23, 2009 11:26 PM GMT
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    qazwsx6219 saidsmells range in hyper tension spelled by closet kykr Mark Guzman oily flatulence gets the boot of the schedule coin toss propogation mass zebra runoff smell tingled with schedule lame rundown

    I'm quoting this just for posterity... bes bound to be deleted shortly for something or other so I'm keeping his first erm.. mass mental vomit? uh I don't know exactly what it is..


    I just got an email with that in the subject line. Maybe I shouldn't have deleted it so fast.
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    Apr 23, 2009 11:27 PM GMT
    qazwsx6219 saidsmells range in hyper tension spelled by closet kykr Mark Guzman oily flatulence gets the boot of the schedule coin toss propogation mass zebra runoff smell tingled with schedule lame rundown




    WHAT THE WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
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    Apr 23, 2009 11:28 PM GMT
    That's Gaye Manners, Miss Manners' younger, uh, sibling.
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    Apr 23, 2009 11:30 PM GMT
    muchmorethanmuscle saidThanks, hugs back.

    And I'm 95% serious. I think I am done with anal sex back there.

    I can't see anymore "deliveries" being made through the rear entrance in the future.
    I just want to heal up and enjoy the spring and summer! icon_razz.gif

    That's the morphine talking

    otherwise I'd have to declare you incompetent.

    Hopefully every day will be a little better from now on.
  • Timbales

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    Apr 23, 2009 11:42 PM GMT
    Rhule08 saidOk so... i wondered if there were certain things that you should and should not do when talking to gay men? like what is typically frown upon and what is not? or does it all just depend on morals and values in which you were raised on in order for someone to seem rude or nice?


    what's your take on this?


    If you are a Republican, I'd avoid mentioning that.
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    Apr 23, 2009 11:53 PM GMT
    Well, civility and courtesy are always appropriate. =)
  • InsatiableBlo...

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    Apr 24, 2009 12:14 AM GMT
    Dont act gay. Because if you act gay everyone will think you are gay, and other gay guys wont like you because you are acting gay. get it?
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    Apr 24, 2009 2:47 AM GMT
    Treating others the way you want to be treated is always a good start. Applying common sense and knowing when to not take things too far is also a good start.

    Manners are manners and your sexuality shouldn't have anything to do with it.

  • docmarvy

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    Apr 24, 2009 2:47 AM GMT
    Just don't forget the secret handshake! That's the most important thing.
  • dreamer121

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    Apr 24, 2009 3:08 AM GMT
    i just like my gay guys, for friends, or dating, to treat me like their straight buds... this means as me to go hang out and go chill.... not grab my crotch and ask me back to your place.
  • InsatiableBlo...

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    Apr 24, 2009 6:10 AM GMT
    muchmorethanmuscle said
    InsatiableBloom saidDont act gay. Because if you act gay everyone will think you are gay, and other gay guys wont like you because you are acting gay. get it?


    This bullshit has nothing to do with manners. It only has to do with other gay men who are insecure with other men for not being "straight acting." icon_mad.gif


    lol I was satirizing the gay "masc" guys