a scary story for you all

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    Apr 25, 2009 6:02 AM GMT
    It's late at night, and you're walking back to your house after a party. The streets are quiet, as usual, until you hear an odd thumping noise behind you. You turn around to see a coffin. Your eyes widen in fear, and you break out in a run. The thumping continues. You reach your house, and as you fumble with the lock, you take a quick peek behind you. The coffin is there. You manage to open the door, and immediately dash up the stairs. When you reach the top, you turn around and see the coffin hopping its way up the stairs. Thump, thump, thump. You run into the bathroom and lock the door, and soon something begins banging on the door. Wham! Wham! Wham! The door is finally broken down, and the coffin begins hopping towards you. Thump, thump, thump. Desperately, you reach into the medicine cabinet and begin throwing everything you can gets your hands on. Toothbrushes, cotton swabs, tubes of toothpaste, but nothing seems to work. The coffin is now but a few feet away from you, and it is still advancing. Thump! Thump! Thump! As your life flashes before your eyes, you grab the last thing in the cabinet. You throw the bottle of cough syrup in your hand...

    And the coffin stops.
  • junknemesis

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    Apr 25, 2009 7:13 AM GMT
    Um.....
    wow.

    That was.......

    undescribably.... something...

    I don't know...

    It got a laugh out of me at work though.
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    Apr 25, 2009 7:16 AM GMT
    Hahahahahaha
    I laughed out loud at that. Great joke, I didn't see it coming at all.
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    Apr 25, 2009 8:19 AM GMT
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    Apr 25, 2009 8:39 AM GMT
    Hmm..are you high on cough syrup mate?
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    Apr 25, 2009 9:13 AM GMT
    *coff* I give it a 7/10
  • MattyC0709

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    Apr 25, 2009 1:59 PM GMT
    jprichva said"Hey doc, do you have anything to stop this coffin?"

    Lol, now I got it! Damn I'm slow!