A big wake up WTC?!?! (WTC= What The Crap)

  • junknemesis

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    Apr 25, 2009 7:24 AM GMT
    Okay, so I was having a dream last night, sleeping out on the back porch cause it was a rather nice night. (Lucky me as you will soon find out) Yeah, it was one of those awesome romantic dreams where I'm in a relationship with a guy (a friend of mine) and the dream gets pretty intense. Were cuddling, then messing around, then were naked and going pretty much all the way with it. icon_cool.gif

    However, as the dream reaches it's climax (no pun intended... I think) I feel like I'm having the biggest orgasm in my life, and it wakes me up! However, I find that I havent jizzed in my pats, but have actually pissed all over myself! icon_redface.gif WHAT THE HECK?!? icon_mad.gif The residual feeling of the massive orgasm was actualy still with me upon waking, but faded very soon after, as it was just part of the dream. My jeans and part of my shirt (yeah it was that much) were soaked, and I was GLAD I wasn't in my own bed.

    Has this happened to anyone else? Is there an explination? A way to avoid it? I mean COME ON! Is there some sort of connection?

    Oh, and tampon jokes will be ignored. icon_evil.gif
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    Apr 25, 2009 8:21 AM GMT
    TMI TMI TMI OMG TMI *Runs away*
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    Apr 25, 2009 2:09 PM GMT
    You're a bedwetter.
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    Apr 25, 2009 2:19 PM GMT
    Seriously, if you develop a full bladder while you're sleeping, your dreams will sometimes incorporate that sensation. In my own case, my dreams always involve needing to pee badly, never sexual, and eventually I wake up in time. I've never wet myself since I was a toddler.

    Your best solution is to avoid a lot of liquids before bed, especially beer and carbonated beverages, and try to pee before retiring. BTW, whose bed was it? You said you were lucky it wasn't your own bed, but frankly, wetting someone else's bed should be the greater shame, yes?
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    Apr 25, 2009 2:37 PM GMT
    Red_Vespa said BTW, whose bed was it? You said you were lucky it wasn't your own bed, but frankly, wetting someone else's bed should be the greater shame, yes?


    I was on the back porch sleeping on the bench, cause it was a relatively warm night. I mentioned that before in the first line. Maybe I didnt mention the bench. (oops) Anyway, I guess I did drink a lot of juice and pop at D&D that day before, so that makes a LOT of sense. Also I did more research, and I read that high stress levels can cause similar occurrences. I have been under loads of stress lately.

    As for McGay... no I am not a bed wetter, for that to be true it has to happen More Then Once. This is the first time since... gosh I can't even remember. So Pthuththth on that theory.
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    Apr 25, 2009 2:53 PM GMT
    Could have been worse.
    Here's a story I got by Email on Thursday:

    Jason came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk (as he often did) and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.

    He gave his wife a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
    When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe.
    "Who the hell are you?" Demanded Jason, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?".
    The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St. Peter".
    Jason was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me back straight away".

    St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen." Jason was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground.

    "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.
    The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here?"
    "It's not so bad" replies Jason, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode".
    "You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before".
    "Never" replies Jason.
    "Well just relax and let it happen".
    And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that had ever happened to him... ever!!!

    The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous SMACK on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting "Jason, wake up you drunken bastard, you're shitting the bed!"
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    Apr 25, 2009 3:04 PM GMT
    TMI indeed, but I think I understand your question. Some people do feel a sensation, as I have at times, while peeing that mimics that of getting hard or similar to the orgasmic release - the feeling of the flow of both could mimic each other. Also, I'm a holder - I know it can cause prostate damage and I'm working on it. But, I have held while I'm doing something and sometimes if I'm holding long it will feel similar to the need to cum.

    I wouldn't say it's necessarily a piss-play thing you're subconsciously building on. I mean, some people that are into that may enjoy the feeling, but I ended up in a relationship with someone that just wanted to be peed on. I think it's more of a scenario fetish than a sensation thing - but I cant really clarify that as it's not my thing. He was so embarrassed that he never mentioned it to me and ended up paying boys to pee on, or in, him. I didn't know until it was over, but it at least explained the showers three or four times a day.

    Anyways, my conclusion is that wires were crossed or are similar for you in sensation. I mean, we've all had that piss that feels soooooo good in the morning! Personally, I think you may want to masturbate more often. We all should!

    Now, back to more orthodox conversations...
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    Apr 25, 2009 4:28 PM GMT
    lilTanker saidTMI TMI TMI OMG TMI *Runs away*

    HAHAHAHAHAHA