Stupid Gay Songs!

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    Nov 03, 2007 10:23 PM GMT
    ok so...I am in Turkey right now, and I go to the gym (uh DUH) and they always have like some teschno music playing. So as I am warming up my muscles to lift, I hear a new rendition of `It´s raining men´. I always hear this fucking song at every gay bar and club, but sometimes I just don`t really pay attention to the words. Well, today I did, and I just thought the lyrics was soooooo bad and funny that I started to laugh out loud and everybody was looking at me.

    The point that I am getting at is...

    I just think there are so many songs out there that are soooo dumb, maybe there are a lot of gay songs, like the raining men song, that are either really funny, or just plain stupid.

    So the question is, what do you guys think is a really stupid, funny, or both, gay song?

    (granted, I am not saying that a song has a sexuality, I am talking about songs that are dumb that are associated with the gay community)

    ok so do tell....
  • Timbales

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    Nov 03, 2007 10:28 PM GMT
    Kylie's Your Disco Needs You



    It's fun and goofy.
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    Nov 03, 2007 10:35 PM GMT
    - Screwed - paris hilton
    - Any paris song in general

    She can't dance, can't act, and can't sing without spending money to edit her music and videos.
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    Nov 03, 2007 10:41 PM GMT
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    More so because of the video
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    Nov 03, 2007 10:43 PM GMT


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    Nov 03, 2007 10:46 PM GMT
    Trance i think that video may have been the key in turning me when i was younger, i have vague recollections of doing the Locomotion in front of the TV.icon_lol.gif
  • Timbales

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    Nov 03, 2007 11:01 PM GMT
    If that Locomotion doesn't make you gay, this one should do the trick.

  • esputniko

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    Nov 03, 2007 11:07 PM GMT
    This kinda stupid gay music is world wide...

    Here in Spain we have to have born an ivizan group called Locomia.

    Take a look on this video:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=9QZTYCEEVBI

    The worst thing is that this 80's group has come back this year... :S

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    Nov 04, 2007 12:27 AM GMT
    Well, some songs are goffey,but Diana Ross sang I'm comng out in the late 70's..and we did have Sylvester, Boy George,Micahel Jackson and The Village People. What I don't understand is why the straights play YMCA at every f--g wedding reception.icon_eek.gif
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    Nov 04, 2007 1:27 AM GMT
    One the gayest songs I've heard, even my girl-friend laughs at me for it.

  • cacti

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    Nov 04, 2007 7:31 AM GMT
    No other song/video combination feeds my ravenous hunger to take over the fashion world with primary colors:

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  • Partclman

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    Nov 04, 2007 9:32 AM GMT
    I don't have a link for it because I'm too lazy right now (and I know you all know how to use youtube if you really want to ;) )

    But Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood is and awesome gay song because it flew under the radar until it was too late for the industry to pull it off the air. It's pretty funny too, that a song about a blow job became such a huge pop hit. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 04, 2007 1:53 PM GMT
    Hey Cacti I love that song breakout! That how exactly how I act when I'm sewing. lol.

    "Let's hear it for the boys" by Denise Williams is the ultimate gay girl song.

    You can't sing this song in a sexy or macho way what so evericon_lol.gif

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    Nov 04, 2007 1:54 PM GMT
    remember this?

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    Nov 04, 2007 2:39 PM GMT
    oh you guys are fab...keep em coming boys!!!
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    Nov 04, 2007 2:49 PM GMT
    This song/lyrics is enough to make me want to stab any DJ who plays it. For some reason gays like to emulate this crap.

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    Nov 04, 2007 3:26 PM GMT
    Ok, if we're just talking campy gay, this one might make you burst into flames within the first 30 seconds!

  • cacti

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    Nov 04, 2007 3:39 PM GMT
    OH god... I think you might have me beat there for the gayest video Gigaram. I'm not going down easy, though...


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    Nov 04, 2007 3:46 PM GMT
    The Look Of Love - ABC?

    I've never heard that song, never heard of the group... I musta been out of the loop on that one.
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    Nov 04, 2007 4:00 PM GMT
    Anything bt George Micheal really wins hands down.


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    Nov 04, 2007 4:16 PM GMT
    and consequently anything from Madonna seems to trigger my gay switch.

    Jump for example was the song that helped me come out to my parents, more so the message, but the hot dancers may have had something to do with iticon_razz.gif

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    Nov 04, 2007 5:01 PM GMT
    Ok cacti, game on! Top this! Er, you know what I mean:

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    Nov 04, 2007 5:06 PM GMT
    I bow to Gig, that just takes the biscuit
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    Nov 04, 2007 5:22 PM GMT
    I was hoping I wouldn't have to post this:

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    Nov 04, 2007 5:30 PM GMT
    That was pretty good, Timberoo. But I have one more ace up my....well, just watch the video...ROFL!

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