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ok so...I am in Turkey right now, and I go to the gym (uh DUH) and they always have like some teschno music playing. So as I am warming up my muscles to lift, I hear a new rendition of `It´s raining men´. I always hear this fucking song at every gay bar and club, but sometimes I just don`t really pay attention to the words. Well, today I did, and I just thought the lyrics was soooooo bad and funny that I started to laugh out loud and everybody was looking at me.

The point that I am getting at is...

I just think there are so many songs out there that are soooo dumb, maybe there are a lot of gay songs, like the raining men song, that are either really funny, or just plain stupid.

So the question is, what do you guys think is a really stupid, funny, or both, gay song?

(granted, I am not saying that a song has a sexuality, I am talking about songs that are dumb that are associated with the gay community)

ok so do tell....

Kylie's Your Disco Needs You



It's fun and goofy.

- Screwed - paris hilton
- Any paris song in general

She can't dance, can't act, and can't sing without spending money to edit her music and videos.

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More so because of the video

locolmao

Trance i think that video may have been the key in turning me when i was younger, i have vague recollections of doing the Locomotion in front of the TV.

If that Locomotion doesn't make you gay, this one should do the trick.

This kinda stupid gay music is world wide...

Here in Spain we have to have born an ivizan group called Locomia.

Take a look on this video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9QZTYCEEVBI

The worst thing is that this 80's group has come back this year... :S

Well, some songs are goffey,but Diana Ross sang I'm comng out in the late 70's..and we did have Sylvester, Boy George,Micahel Jackson and The Village People. What I don't understand is why the straights play YMCA at every f--g wedding reception.

One the gayest songs I've heard, even my girl-friend laughs at me for it.

No other song/video combination feeds my ravenous hunger to take over the fashion world with primary colors:

I don't have a link for it because I'm too lazy right now (and I know you all know how to use youtube if you really want to ;) )

But Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood is and awesome gay song because it flew under the radar until it was too late for the industry to pull it off the air. It's pretty funny too, that a song about a blow job became such a huge pop hit.

Hey Cacti I love that song breakout! That how exactly how I act when I'm sewing. lol.

"Let's hear it for the boys" by Denise Williams is the ultimate gay girl song.

You can't sing this song in a sexy or macho way what so ever

remember this?

oh you guys are fab...keep em coming boys!!!

This song/lyrics is enough to make me want to stab any DJ who plays it. For some reason gays like to emulate this crap.

Ok, if we're just talking campy gay, this one might make you burst into flames within the first 30 seconds!

OH god... I think you might have me beat there for the gayest video Gigaram. I'm not going down easy, though...

The Look Of Love - ABC?

I've never heard that song, never heard of the group... I musta been out of the loop on that one.

Anything bt George Micheal really wins hands down.


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and consequently anything from Madonna seems to trigger my gay switch.

Jump for example was the song that helped me come out to my parents, more so the message, but the hot dancers may have had something to do with it

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Ok cacti, game on! Top this! Er, you know what I mean:

I bow to Gig, that just takes the biscuit

I was hoping I wouldn't have to post this:

That was pretty good, Timberoo. But I have one more ace up my....well, just watch the video...ROFL!

Avril L. Parody "BOTTUM"

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Franko85ok so...I am in Turkey right now

Are Turkish men as hot in person as they are on those wrestling videos?

Way before Kylie there was... OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN...
PHYSICAL (1981):

It takes a while before the guys turn HOT.
:^)

Ok i love this song but the lyrics are so lame lol, check it out, listen to the song first then read the lyrics lol








and here are the lyrics lol

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The bot that nobody can kick
And she can kick when she wants
She kicks all the spammers
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(Ready for take off)

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Her name is Anna, Anna is her name
And she can ban you, ban you so hard
She cleans up our channel
I want to tell you that I know a Bot

A day has come, I couldn't believe
The channel was strange
I could never have thought to be so wrong
But Anna said to me "I'm not a Bot,
I'm a really a nice girl"
You have been very strange for me
I have nothing to tell
In my eyes you are still a bot

Her name is Anna, Anna is her name
And she can ban you, ban you so hard
She cleans up our channel
I want to tell you that I know a Bot

That watches everyone in our channel
And sees there is no trouble in here
And it can no way be taken over
And remember, I know this Bot

The Bot that nobody can hit
And she can kick when she wants
And she kicks all of the spammers
Yeah, nobody can hit our bot

Ghastly! Even worse to look at than to listen to... the moves!!! THE MOVES!!!! This sister needs a stylist, stat!

O Shame of shames! I thought the eye-patch was the hottest thing ever and wanted one so baaaad. :-}

"Wham! Bam! I Am A Man!" Yeah. Wait for the moves at the reprise... Ooooooh, oh so very masc!

Aero!!! My eyes!! MY EYES!!!!

100% FROMAGE!

Giggs, you the man! Who can "top" your spew bucket selections?!?! You give good cheese!

Cacti, buddy, Look of Love was one of my very favourite 80s tracks – I even had it on my RJ music a few weeks ago.
I sooo wish I hadn't watched the videoclip, it'll never be the same again. UGHH!

LMAO x 1000... Aero... How have I not seen that Dead or Alive video before? You win... the parodies and literal gay themes don't count!

terribly gay

Malcolm McLaren - 1989
"In my black tights just throwing shade, doing this dance that some queen made" "Bring it, baby!"
... Willie Ninja

Madonna – 1990 (MTV Awards performance)
That old urge to have a giant fan has struck me again... Perhaps in camo... or kevlar... What's Lagerfeld's made of?
...

Pet Shop Boys – 1994
"English Vogue... American Vogue... French Vogue... bloody ABBA... bloody Simian bloody Vogue, Dahling!"

OMG, Aero - the AbFab video was brilliant! I haven't seen that in years!

"Buns so tight he was bouncing off the walls!"

the gayest video ever!
* R (18+) – Don't miss the money shot!

the techno version of the brokeback mountain song was cool the first few times, but now...

Aero, je te veux!

I may not like to hear the song at a gay club, but that performance of Vogue was seriously bad-ass.

id have to say that mark weigle has good ones. along with a lot of great serious style gay songs.

OK boys this is totally awful, awful, awful!!!

Bronksi Beat featuring Eartha Kitt's "Give Me Cha Cha Heels"

Aw dammit, Aero! You beat me to the "Dead or Alive" punch.... you dirty frat boy!

I have to admit, I am thoroughly shocked that no one has even mentioned "Believe" by Cher! That is hands-down the gayest song in the world.

Here's a bit of ancient Canadiana that always makes me think of drag shows in the early 80s.

Don't get no gayer than this. Now, who wants to suggest that Michael doesn't have, um, homosexual tencencies?

Muscles

recorded by Diana Ross
written by Michael Jackson

She said she wants a man
To always understand
But that's alright for her
Still it ain't enough for me

She said she wants a guy
To keep her satisfied
But that's alright for her
But it ain't enough for me

Still, I don't care if he's young or old
(Just make him beautiful)
I just want someone I can hold on to

I want muscles
All, all over his body
(Make him strong enough from his head down to his toes)
I want muscles
All, all over his body
(Make him strong enough from his head down to his toes)

They say they have to see
His real personality
But that's alright for them
Still it ain't enough for me

I need what the eyes can see, ah
(His anatomy)
If that's alright for them
Still it ain't enough for me

I don't care if he's young or old
Just make him beautiful
I just want some strong man to hold on to

I want muscles
All, all over his body
(Make him strong enough from his head down to his toes)
I want muscles
All over his body
(Make him strong enough from his head down to his toes)

Muscle man, I want to love you
In the sun, oil on your body
Come with me, high in the cascades
Let this be, we've got this thing made
Lost at sea, hide the desert
Stay with me, you won't regret it
Take this love, so deep to swim in
Come to me, and let the love in

She said she wants a man
To always understand
But that's alright for her
Still it ain't enough for me

I don't care if he's young or old
(Just make him beautiful)
I just want someone I can hold on to

I want muscles
All, all over his body
(Make him strong enough from his head down to his toes)
I want muscles
All over him, all over him
I want muscles
All, all over his body
I want muscles

I want all I can get
All over him, all over him
I want muscles, muscles, muscles

Dalida – Laissez-moi danser (Monday, Tuesday) – 1978

I actually love this song – pure disco euphoria – but its so gay in so many ways! And, yes, that's a real woman – she's dead now.

...

Good night and farewell.

Oui, Aero, ça c'est très gay! And very funny as well!

OH My fellow homos...you rock my socks off with your musical selections, but must we forget about Wham, and wake me up before you go, go...and do not forget anything by Erasure...ULTİMATE GAY!

see for yourself


JITTERBUG!!!

I don't think this is a stupid song, but definitely GAY!



My friend had this on his MySpace awhile back with the caption: "Hot Sexy Russian Music Video"

I'm glad I only listened to classical music when I was a kid. I would have been 100x gayer.

I think I found one that's gayer than Soccer Practice... Oh... unlike the version on LOGO this one isn't censored for language...

It's frightful that Kylie's folks were able to hire such wretched dancers.

I'm going to have to say that the gayest song is, Let Me Take You Dancing (Brian Adams). Good jam for any boi in a bad mood!

Rise Up was the theme of the "serious gays" here - it was miltant, triumphant and was great to dance to:

RISE UP RISE UP
RISE UP AND TAKE POWER
RISE UP RISE UP
WE'RE DANCIN' TO THE STARS
RISE UP RISE UP
IT'S TIME FOR A CELEBRATION
RISE UP RISE UP

OUR SPIRIT'S TIME HAS COME!


Simple lyric It was the anthem for my gay generation.

I don't know whether to laugh or be irritated to hear it appropriated now by people who have no idea what it is really about.

Let's go girls!

Okay.. I've got to say.. that some of you guys have got me ROFLMAO!!! So thanks for the super funny vids... This is a not so gay song.. but definately a gay video!!!

Vballjock, that is one of THEE best things I've seen!!!!!!!!! Awesome!!!!!