To the woman that crapped in my car…(PDX Craigslist)

  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 27, 2009 11:54 PM GMT
    (I just got this today. My apologies if it's a repeat.)

    Reply to: pers-993581081@craigslist.org
    Date: 2009-01-14, 11:50PM PST

    To the woman that crapped in my car… (NE Portland)

    We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.

    I thought we had chemistry sitting at McMenamins sharing that basket of Cajun Tots while drinking the Terminator Stout. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.

    At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don’t feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said “First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me” was meant to be funny, not offensive.

    I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle’s lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don’t think anyone wins 100% of the time. That’s why they call it “gambling”. I’m the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better…like when you’re not sitting on a heated leather seat…

    What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.

    I await your call,
    Tad

    P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché…

  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 27, 2009 11:57 PM GMT
    icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 28, 2009 1:04 AM GMT
    LOL! The "P.S." was too funny. I'm not usually one for bad humor, but this was good!
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 28, 2009 1:13 AM GMT
    He sounds so romantic...........AND he has heated leather seats!

    Who wants to give me a ride?
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 28, 2009 2:05 AM GMT
    Hopefully she was STD FREEicon_eek.gif
  • Bunjamon

    Posts: 3161

    Apr 28, 2009 2:17 AM GMT
    I love craigslist! So funny! Check out the "Best of" section. icon_smile.gif
  • InsatiableBlo...

    Posts: 442

    Apr 28, 2009 2:25 AM GMT
    hahaha oh straight people.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 28, 2009 2:55 AM GMT
    lol, that's great.
  • alwaysonpoint

    Posts: 173

    Apr 28, 2009 4:29 AM GMT
    Oooh, I can't believe she SHAT in his car. That is every hott mess, but truly hilarious! icon_eek.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 28, 2009 5:21 AM GMT
    OMG - that is hilarious - it is one of those posts that you gotta wonder if it is real or not - it is almost too bizarre and ridiculous to have happened - then again ......



    LMFAO
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 28, 2009 5:51 AM GMT
    Pretty gol' darn funny.

    We've all come close, to be sure.
  • swimbikerun

    Posts: 2835

    Apr 28, 2009 5:58 AM GMT
    Was it this chick? Did she need a midnight ride to the grocery store?
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 28, 2009 6:25 AM GMT
    Ahhhgh! Susan Powter!
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 28, 2009 6:27 AM GMT
    hahahaha !icon_biggrin.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 28, 2009 6:33 AM GMT
    icon_biggrin.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 28, 2009 6:38 AM GMT
    Haha, he took that very well. Very funny post.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 28, 2009 6:40 AM GMT
    The "P.S" was, without a doubt, the best and funniest part... as soon as i read that, I just hoped that this post was real... and especially, that the "P.S." was the case in real life.

    of all the things you could do and say to get out of a date... to choose to shit yourself... well....

    the only word i have to describe such an actuality... glorious


  • hartfan

    Posts: 1037

    Apr 28, 2009 6:41 AM GMT
    They already covered this plotline on Nip/Tuck, though it was in a hot tub which I'd imagine would have been easier to clean up.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 28, 2009 12:10 PM GMT
    I hope he finds her! Soooo romantic!

    Not. icon_lol.gif

    Actually, it is.

    Not.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 28, 2009 12:14 PM GMT
    LMAO!!!

    icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 29, 2009 8:13 PM GMT
    Way too funny! icon_biggrin.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 29, 2009 8:18 PM GMT

    She'd be a fool not to except a second date with this guy. If he can forgive that and even reveal a humiliating memory of his own to make her feel better, then again: this sensitive, understanding, and amicable...he strikes me as gay!