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Ummm...

*slowly turns around and walks away*

*am now running for my life*

all I do, all day, is take the guy above me ;)

could i take the guy above me? i don't know, how big is it red? i mean i'm as versatile as the next guy but there are limits!

@ Onixotto - Where you talking to me? Where you talking to me? Sit on your lap, maybe. Nipple play, maybe. Depends on the dinner conversation.... But kick my ass?? You'd try it... once.

Not saying I could take you, but you wouldn't like trying to take me.

@sahem - RJ Fight Club Rocks!

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2 guys above me.........NO NO NO, this is fight/wrestling club not sex club.

so to be taken on this thread means to be taken in a fight/wrestling match, not taken sexually.

@JEFF
if you cant take ZEUSS, then you will def run away form me. common dude, grow a pair!! LOL

It's hilarious, the types of people who are most attracted to this thread. Especially clicking on certain profiles and seeing the people for whom this is the ONLY thread to which they have ever responded. LOL

and what "type" would you be Greg??

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I'd certainly do my best

Taz: The narcissistic, swaggering type.

How about you?

'2 guys above me.........NO NO NO, this is fight/wrestling club not sex club.

so to be taken on this thread means to be taken in a fight/wrestling match, not taken sexually'

jock, it was a joke, jock, a joke.

I'd love to take a lot of these guys above me... Take 'em to a movie, take 'em to dinner. Ya know... take 'em.

Oh hell yeah, 135 pounds! That match would be over before it began. Although he's so cute I'd feel bad. Maybe after the match I'd take him for ice cream. lol.

No problem. The guy above me thinks it's all a matter of weight. I do like surprising big punks. ::grin::

I'd say Diver and I would be a fairly even match up. It would probably last a LONG time though before there is any indication who would win the bout.

I'll agree with that assessment Stripper. Both have flexibility, longevity, high pain tolerance, and varied training.

Would be an interesting bout.

Jock_1- I had given it a second thought about Zeus, and yep, I'm still gonna have to take a pass.

But with you, no sweat...well, maybe just a little.

An important reminder: in 13 days @ 6:23 pm. No excuses.

Yeah, fo sure...but it would be fun to see anyways!

With regards to all the guys above this post (as well the ones that may come below), I'd have to say "no." For instance, I weigh little compared to the strength of the guys here and would be an easy lift for most ("up and to the side we go...tralalala").

When it comes to matches, I am thus far a strictly defensive player / combatant; unless death or real severe injury is a possible outcome against me, I probably don't have any personal incentive to win (simply winning a match doesn't do it for me).

I am more limber than the average person (though not even close to Rocco's flexibility) and have some brachial dexterity, so I would frustrate my opponent with improvised locks and toe grabs. I also have a higher than average pain tolerance along with decent stamina. I would likely go toward a battle of attrition, with the possibility of a draw (unless my opponent is wasteful with his energy usage).

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Now, if there was a real threat, I'd work toward going Hannibal Tyson on my opponent's face.

As a sidenote that integrates the (intentional?) misreading of the thread's topic question, I'm surprised that no one has embedded this video yet:

YouTube: Kiss of death

Unfortunately, I do not recall the names of the two fighters involved.

Jeff....a little sweat? only because you will be pinned before you can even break a sweat


DIVER above me would be tough, usually smaller guys are fast and can escape holds good. would have to wear him down then hope to win

Jock_1 that would be quite an enjoyable contest. You're right, speed and escapes are my specialities. I predict another long, sweaty match.

even a mouse can only escape a tray so many times...eventually i would pin you

but i agree, it would not be easy

See, more like a mongoose and a snake. Sometimes the snake gets the mongoose wrapped up, and sometimes the mongoose eats the snake.

Cocky big guys are the most fun to pin, Jock_1

i would agree with you diver, nothing like making a bigger guy eat some dirt....so which cocky big guy you think you can take on here?

ohhhhhh wait was that last crack directed towards ummmm....me?

Several of them.

You... I think would be a good challenge. It's nice for the challenge and drive if you're not *sure* you can win.