I'm too old for that sexual position!

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    Apr 29, 2009 7:06 AM GMT
    I now have a really bad crick in my neck. Yeah, it looks fun when 22-year-old porn stars do it but there's no way I'm doing that again. Ouch, ouch!
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    Apr 29, 2009 7:13 AM GMT
    Missionary position?
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    Apr 29, 2009 7:38 AM GMT
    We can't "help" you if you're not specific.

    Here, maybe this could help:

    (Just pretend you're Japanese.)

    japaneese-sexual-positions.jpg
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    Apr 29, 2009 7:52 AM GMT
    That's ok. Just slide right into the sling and enjoy the ride. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 29, 2009 7:53 AM GMT
    you old fart.. get the hell back into it and stop your complaining.. damn poms icon_razz.gif
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    Apr 29, 2009 7:54 AM GMT
    Have you tried the horizontal pretzel twist? it makes most other positions seem really comfortable.
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    Apr 29, 2009 7:56 AM GMT
    I hear...lay flat on your back...on your bed...drop head over edge of bed...then let him slip it in....

    position?

    I like it doggie
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    Apr 29, 2009 8:02 AM GMT
    mistic_man saidI hear...lay flat on your back...on your bed...drop head over edge of bed...then let him slip it in....

    position?

    I like it doggie


    Woof! icon_razz.gif
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    May 07, 2009 4:05 AM GMT
    lol
  • Timbales

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    May 08, 2009 11:28 AM GMT
    Is it the one where you're on your shoulders and neck with your ass on the air and the guy standing over you, facing away from you and fucking down? That doesn't look comfortable.
  • rnch

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    May 08, 2009 1:23 PM GMT
    it's been my sad experience(s) that what looks hot on porn dvd's is damn uncomfortable in real life. icon_wink.gif