World Superhero Registry - What? No Supervillains?

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    Apr 30, 2009 3:23 AM GMT
    http://worldsuperheroregistry.com/world_superhero_registry_gallery.htm
    http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2009/04/masked-superheroes-patrol-cincinnatis-streets/


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    Masked Superheroes Patrol Cincinnati Streets
    By Kevin Poulsen April 29, 2009 | 5:57 pm | Categories: Crime
    Evildoers beware! A team of self-styled crime-fighters called the “Allegiance of Heroes” has taken to patrolling the mean streets of Cincinnati, righting wrongs and defending the defenseless. The superheroes — who carry handcuffs, pepperspray and stun guns, but no batarangs — are part of a global network of masked avengers who organize and team-up through the online Word Superhero Registry.

    This awesome video from Cincinatti’s WLWT focuses on 21-year-old Shadow Hare, the leader of the Allegiance. Shadow Hare has joined with superheroes in other states to fight crime. ”I’ve even teamed up with Mr. Extreme in California — San Diego — and we were trying to track down a rapist,” he told the station. As io9 notes, what could possibly go wrong?


    If nothing else, the presence of real-life superheroes seems to be suppressing the emergence of super villains. Of the 26 active heroes listed in the registry, only one, east coast-based Tothian, notes an official arch-enemy: Osama Bin Laden.
  • Timbales

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    Apr 30, 2009 11:20 AM GMT
    Dark Guardian is kind of hot.
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    Apr 30, 2009 11:55 AM GMT
    Of all the things for which my city could get notice....icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Apr 30, 2009 12:01 PM GMT
    yeah i went to dark guardian's website... he's not that hot. He is, however, that crazy.
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    Apr 30, 2009 1:30 PM GMT
    what I have learned from all my years of watching superhero cartoons and reading comic books, is that sometimes superheroes workout...like they might lift weights, or do some cardio, so they're not fat and yucky.

    just for instance, so that when they're trying to rescue you, you're not so completely turned off that you end up running away from them and going back to the bad guys who've just escaped from prison and have been lifting weights in the 'yard' for the last 10 to 15 and they're totally ripped with maybe a few tattoos, and they're wearing like a torn tshirt and jeans that they stole from somewhere when they escaped, and they take you back to their hideout, hoping to collect the ransom, but then they realize that your parents are for sure not paying ransom again, since you just keep going out of your way to get kidnapped by hot bad guys...and when the bad guys call them they just say stuff like "Oh, no way, Mister...you get yourself out of this one...we paid the last 5 ransoms." and your Mom is all like "How come you never call except when you need ransom" and shit like that, so you just hang up. "Thanks MOM! JEEZ!"

    wait...what?

    oh ya, these guys are kinda lame.
  • CAtoFL

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    Apr 30, 2009 2:06 PM GMT
    I'm keeping 'Angle Grinder Man' on speed dial for the next time tommysguns gets kidnapped:

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  • Rookz

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    Apr 30, 2009 2:21 PM GMT
    Superhero sex with Dark Guardian would be hot, as long as he keeps his mask on.
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    May 08, 2009 12:32 PM GMT
    tommysguns2000 saidwhat I have learned from all my years of watching superhero cartoons and reading comic books, is that sometimes superheroes workout...like they might lift weights, or do some cardio, so they're not fat and yucky.

    just for instance, so that when they're trying to rescue you, you're not so completely turned off that you end up running away from them and going back to the bad guys who've just escaped from prison and have been lifting weights in the 'yard' for the last 10 to 15 and they're totally ripped with maybe a few tattoos, and they're wearing like a torn tshirt and jeans that they stole from somewhere when they escaped, and they take you back to their hideout, hoping to collect the ransom, but then they realize that your parents are for sure not paying ransom again, since you just keep going out of your way to get kidnapped by hot bad guys...and when the bad guys call them they just say stuff like "Oh, no way, Mister...you get yourself out of this one...we paid the last 5 ransoms." and your Mom is all like "How come you never call except when you need ransom" and shit like that, so you just hang up. "Thanks MOM! JEEZ!"

    wait...what?

    oh ya, these guys are kinda lame.


    lol. oh Tommy icon_smile.gif