Girl Beats Off Muggers With Marching Band Baton

  • bijockmuscle

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    Apr 30, 2009 1:25 PM GMT
    This is the most misleading title to an article ever!!!!! I thought I was gonna learn something fun and new to try out!!!!

    http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2009/04/30/us/AP-ODD-Marching-Band-Beating.html?_r=1
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    Apr 30, 2009 3:15 PM GMT
    That's the way to do it. Use what you can to beat down the attackers.
  • bijockmuscle

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    Apr 30, 2009 3:23 PM GMT
    growingbig saidThat's the way to do it. Use what you can to beat down the attackers.


    title didn't say anything about a beat down...it talks of beating off
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    Apr 30, 2009 4:57 PM GMT
    Hmmm, where to stick that baton? icon_neutral.gif

    I have to say though, "YOU GO GIRL!" *Schnap*
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    Apr 30, 2009 5:13 PM GMT
    Well, we all already knew that bandos were bad ass. Am I right, or am I right?
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    Apr 30, 2009 5:19 PM GMT
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    Apr 30, 2009 5:35 PM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidEmbeding script was disabled. But this video needs to be seen.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAf-N7rU_oA


    this one's even better.
  • Timbales

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    Apr 30, 2009 5:41 PM GMT
    don't mug a girl who's already angry that she's not a cheerleader
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    Apr 30, 2009 5:50 PM GMT
    THAT's RIGHT MUTHAFUCKAS! MARCHING BAND AIN'T NOTHING TO FUCK WIT!...LMAO!


    P.s.fuck cheer leaders, colr guard gave better head...LMAO!
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    Apr 30, 2009 5:54 PM GMT
    Franko85 saidTHAT's RIGHT MUTHAFUCKAS! MARCHING BAND AIN'T NOTHING TO FUCK WIT!...LMAO!


    P.s.fuck cheer leaders, colr guard gave better head...LMAO!
    was I supposed to read that in my head to the tune of

    "wu tang clan aint nuttin ta fuck with"?
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    Apr 30, 2009 8:03 PM GMT
    Giving band nerds everywhere a good name!

    I have a long, hard....mace that would probably do the trick here in my room.
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    Apr 30, 2009 8:04 PM GMT
    aerovaulter saidGiving band nerds everywhere a good name!

    I have a long, hard....mace that would probably do the trick here in my room.


    mace.jpg

    I didn't know this was a legitimate instrument in marching band
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    Apr 30, 2009 8:05 PM GMT
    I totally agree! Don't mess with the Marching Band. We were tougher than our football team! Our colorguard worked harder than a lot of the sports teams
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    Apr 30, 2009 8:06 PM GMT
    TheIStrat said
    aerovaulter saidGiving band nerds everywhere a good name!

    I have a long, hard....mace that would probably do the trick here in my room.


    mace.jpg

    I didn't know this was a legitimate instrument in marching band



    Heh, this is a little more along the lines of what I was talking about. They're drum major maces.

    baton.jpg
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    Apr 30, 2009 8:10 PM GMT
    aerovaulter said
    TheIStrat said
    aerovaulter saidGiving band nerds everywhere a good name!

    I have a long, hard....mace that would probably do the trick here in my room.


    mace.jpg

    I didn't know this was a legitimate instrument in marching band



    Heh, this is a little more along the lines of what I was talking about. They're drum major maces.

    baton.jpg


    That makes more sense. I guess you don't hit a drum with the one I posted.
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    Apr 30, 2009 8:16 PM GMT
    Oh god. Talk of maces always reminds me of...

    manowar-warriors-of-the-world-vinyl-lp.j

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    Apr 30, 2009 8:19 PM GMT
    Hitting a drum with either probably wouldn't do much good - drum major maces are used more for leading/show. Although I'm fairly sure using your type of mace might attract a bit more attention...and then send parts of the crowd into a screaming panic. Sometimes given the football team's performance, though, that's not such a bad thing.
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    Apr 30, 2009 8:20 PM GMT
    Timberoo saiddon't mug a girl who's already angry that she's not a cheerleader

    Cruel...but LMAO!!!!!icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 30, 2009 8:22 PM GMT
    Have you ever been around band girls?
    Getting them angry is a bad idea in general,
    mugging them is asking for it.icon_eek.gif