what animal?

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    May 02, 2009 3:15 PM GMT
    kinda goofy, and may have been done already in the past in here, but a bunch of my fraternity brothers and some of the sorority girls from the house next door were sitting in the front yard around a baby pool the other day and this conversation lasted what must have been a very entertaining hour... we were trying to decide what animal each person in the group was most like- based on looks and personality- and while some were hard to pin down... once the right animal was named it was always shockingly obvious and hilarious lol


    easier to do in person perhaps, but...

    what animal do you think you are? or what do you think popular other realjock members are? i shrink from the 'guy above you' format because it's annoying as hell lol. but run with it if you want.





    it was decided in the house btw that i'm a cheshire cat because of my smile and magical personality lol, and mysteriousness (compared to other fraternity brothers), not to mention just being queer lol
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    May 02, 2009 4:30 PM GMT

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    I'd say a chamillion, because this topic has been done before. icon_razz.gif
    Actually in that pic, you are green and your hair is sticking up in a spiny way.

    I'm this because they eat chamillions.
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    I'm also majestic, honorable, and....convinced of it. Much like the Eagle too, I have a taste for creepers and crawlers (if the characters i date are any indicator).

    If Rugger TX shows up, with that hair, he's a chamillion too. Cept I'd take my time eating him if you get my drift.

  • May 02, 2009 4:38 PM GMT
    My roomie showed me this last night....

    http://www.animalinyou.com/survey.asp

    And hmmm...

    Hippopotamus
    Genera and species: Hippopotamus amphibius
    Collective Term: A huddle of hippo
    Description
    Hippos are highly complex creatures, easily recognizable by their large bodies and slow-moving lifestyles. While hippos aren't the only animal personalities with such grand frames, they tend to be somewhat self conscious about their ballast, disguising it with loose clothing and by avoiding of social interactions.

    Most hippos never really accept themselves for who they are. Traditionally viewed as jolly fat people, they have tried every diet on the market. But if the hippo's heart is a cauldron of powerfully conflicting feelings and the average hippo loves to wallow in this emotional stew, it's not that a hippo gets angry more often than others. It's just that its emotion tends to magnified to an outrageous degree. In fact, the wild variety of hippo kills more people than any other predator in Africa, including the malevolent crocodile.

    But, even with this occasionally destructive behavior, there is no bigger heart beating in the animal kingdom. These are loving, warm, creatures who are concerned with the emotional well-being of everyone they know.

    Everything about the hippo is big and slow but once it has gained momentum, watch out! Its performance in the boudoir is no exception and the hippo's mate must be able to handle some fierce lovin'. When it mates, it prefers others of equally oversized dimensions such as elephants and rhinoceroses, but is best suited for marriage with water-based animals like sea lions and dolphins. It is the ponderous walrus, however, that is its ideal mate, for it shares the hippo's passion for food and opulence. Think Tom and Roseanne.


    Careers and Hobbies
    Collection Agent Chef
    Food critic Receptionist
    Baking Eating
    Knitting Soap operas




    Famous Hippos
    Roseanne, Shelly Winters, Julia Childs.






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    May 02, 2009 4:43 PM GMT
    GuiltyGear saidI'm also majestic, honorable, and....convinced of it. Much like the Eagle too, I have a taste for creepers and crawlers (if the characters i date are any indicator).

    You may be an eagle, but we know of course who has to be the cat:

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    May 02, 2009 6:34 PM GMT
    Sono una vespa
    (I am a wasp)

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  • Webster666

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    May 02, 2009 6:38 PM GMT
    What's a "baby pool ?"
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    May 02, 2009 6:41 PM GMT
    A jabberwock

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    May 02, 2009 6:56 PM GMT
    Webster666 saidWhat's a "baby pool ?"

    A child's shallow swimming or wading pool. For home yard use, they're made of soft vinyl with inflatable sides, just a few feet across, or sometimes of 1-piece rigid molded plastic.

    This one's a bit elaborate:

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    May 02, 2009 7:02 PM GMT
    Okay I took Transformation's test.
    http://www.animalinyou.com/survey.asp

    Here's what it reports:

    You are either a Wolf or a Sable personality.
    But you may also be a Bear personality.

    What the hell is a Sable? (It was a Mercury until Ford killed the Taurus.)
  • calibro

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    May 02, 2009 7:41 PM GMT
    You are either a Owl or a Fox personality.
    But you may also be a Otter personality.

    Hmm... I have been described as vulpine several times before.

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    is there a resemblance i am not seeing, though the eyes are spot on
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    May 02, 2009 8:05 PM GMT
    calibro saidYou are either a Owl or a Fox personality.
    But you may also be a Otter personality.

    Hmm... I have been described as vulpine several times before.

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    is there a resemblance i am not seeing, though the eyes are spot on


    Well I'd call you a 'fox'.
    But that pic looks like Anderson Cooper.
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    May 02, 2009 8:18 PM GMT
    Well, seems like I'm an otter according to that test....pretty accurate.

    Otter
    Genera and species: Amblonyx cinerea
    Collective Term: A prank of otters

    Description
    Otters are petite, engaging creatures overflowing with positive energy. Intelligent and bright, they are also popular and eminently lovable and displaying the highly developed social skills that typify the small carnivores. So, otters mix easily with a wide range of animal personalities.

    Lazy? Let's just say easily distracted. For life has so many diversions for the otter, that whether it's playing a computer game, reading a book, or doing a crossword puzzle, it's impossible to predict how it will fill it's day. But when an otter gets focused on a problem, it's keen intelligence rises to the challenge and it will not give up until the nut is cracked. Otters feel entitled to the good things in life and a general sense of well being gives them the confidence to not have to save for the future. A lover who wants to impress an otter should know that otters love to eat out and have a predictable penchant for sushi.

    Although intelligent and witty, otters have a tendency to suffer from self-doubt, and fear of failure can prevent them from living up to their true potential. Still, they are a great problem solvers, with the ability to spend endless hours on abstract or practical challenges. As workers, they are dedicated and capable and always eager for a chance to prove themselves. Their determination makes them valuable employees and although they often feel that their contributions are undervalued, they would rather accept lower pay than risk confrontations in their workplace. Although they are fine motivators, they avoid taking leadership roles, performing better in group situations with their social skills coming in handy when counseling coworkers through their problems. Their dexterous hands are useful in a wide range of careers, and they're ideally suited for work in engineering, advertising, and design.

    As lovers, otters are tenacious and have remarkably vital libidos. Unafraid of expressing their needs, they have little tolerance for selfish people and are attracted those creative enough to fulfill their sexual appetites. Among the aquatic animals, the lusty dolphin provides endless fun while the terrestrial fox proves to be a challenging and sexy companion. In a relationship, the otter will willingly stray into dangerous waters, betting that its instincts will see it though. But, for the most part it prefers the familiar shallows of a predictable association with the semi-aquatic beaver or sea lion.

    There is no question that the otter is going to have children. Lots of them. And this otherwise carefree individual will surprise you with its strict and disciplined approach to child raising.

    Otters are certainly not shy. Their highly advanced communication skills explain why friends flock to it for advice and why ex-lovers find it so hard to let it go. But sometimes it seems that relating to an otter is a one-way street; for otters hate criticism. It's not that they don't believe there's room for improvement -- it's just that they tend to confuse criticism with rejection. Friends must step lightly lest they wound the otter's self-image, for this is the surest way to dissuade the otter from further communication.
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    May 02, 2009 8:48 PM GMT
    On The Animal in You Test:

    You are either an Owl or a Wolf personality.
    But you may also be a Penguin personality.


    I think I'm a little bit wolf and a little bit owl. The penguin just doesn't fit.
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    May 02, 2009 8:51 PM GMT
    Sable or Wolf. Evidently they mean sable antelope by the link and not the silky cousin of the weasel.
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    Sable
    Genera and species: Hippotragus niger niger
    Collective Term: A refinement of sable

    Description
    Think of Coach Pat Riley when you think of the sable. Cool and confident -- if not a little over-polished -- sables are the most graceful of the herbivorous personalities. With their outstanding physical presence and successful work ethic, they enjoy the universal admiration of colleagues and friends.

    There is a downside to this adulation however, for the sable sometimes feels pressured into leadership roles that it has no desire to fill, and even though it's not known to be particularly soft-hearted, it's the first person to offer a hand to someone in need.

    Although they are popular individuals, their intimidating presence and impossibly high standards can create an air of arrogance and being unsympathetic with those who cannot keep up with their fast pace, they show little patience for complainers and have no time for prolonged excuses or debate. But a sable is not one to hold a grudge and though offenders are sharply rebuked, they are also quickly forgiven.

    In business, sables are admired for their excellent negotiation skills and their ability to make courageous decisions. Because of the ease of which they earn money, they tend to be profligate in their spending habits and don't hesitate to spend money on leisure activities. They fiercely protect their hard earned reputation for integrity, taking pride in their ability to make business deals with just a handshake, but are cautious about giving their trust to others -- further aggravating their reputation for taking themselves too seriously.

    The sable is a decidedly sexy partner. Educated and open-minded, it insists on variety in its lovemaking, which ranges from a long night of soft cuddling to a spontaneous over-the-kitchen-counter encounter. Sometimes its libido takes on a more quixotic aspect, involving adventurous fantasies and intricate scenarios. Although the sable is a romantic, it will never be accused of being a syrupy sentimentalist. It showers its lover with compliments and praise, but always manages to keep a sincere tone to its flattery. The stable sable often chooses to live with its partner before committing to a life of monogamy, and by bringing all its worldly experience to the union, the marriage is almost certain to succeed.
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    Wolf
    Genera and species: Canis lupus
    Collective Term: A pack of wolves

    Description
    The rugged wolf is athletic, good-looking and brims with self-confidence. A close relative of the domestic dog, it is stronger and more aggressive, managing to generate notoriety wherever it marks its territory. The wolf's dark reputation is mainly due to jealousy of its consistent success in work and romance. A wolf in full stride is quite impressive. Firing orders at subordinates while on the phone to customers -- no one can get the job done quite as efficiently as the wolf.

    With an innate understanding of the value of teamwork, it's always ready to take its place in the chain of command -- either as leader or as simply a member of the pack. When a wolf decides to innovate, it makes sure that it has the backing of a capable team. In many ways, President Bush is an example of a wolf who owes much of his success to his team of lawyers, advisors, and supporters. This wolf is clear-headed and strong-minded -- always willing to compromise in the interests of getting a job done.

    The wolf insists on fidelity from its mate, but even after its partner has sworn its devotion, the wolf must battle its canine hormones that drive it to distraction. On the positive side of the ledger, the wolf makes a gallant effort to remain faithful; satisfying its haunting need for romance through its strong platonic friendships. (At least that's what we're told) Deep down though, the wolf is still a puppy dog and its controlled exterior often masks a sentimental emotional core.

    Wolves are facially expressive and readily communicate their emotional states with body language. They work hard at developing their social relationships, although, unlike their cousin the dog, they are quick to anger when they sense threats to the social order. When confrontations occurs, they sometimes react suddenly and violently, barking displeasure at offending subordinates. Close companions know to avoid their biting tongue until they resume their normal gregarious behavior.

    Friendly and generous with those they consider to be peers, they have a tendency to show scant regard to those beneath them on the food chain. Sheep, deer, cottontails, prairie dogs and other small mammals are thus advised to show them appropriate respect, or risk being overwhelmed by their aggressive natures.

    The wolf pulls no punches when communicating with its peers, for there is nothing that a wolf detests more than a yes-man. The truth must be told and damn the consequences. Those unable to handle its steely straightforward style are quickly relegated to the rear of the pack, while those who demonstrate courage are allowed to run alongside. Lions, eagles, wild dogs, tigers and bears are among the wolf's first choices as teammates in the race of life.
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    May 02, 2009 9:00 PM GMT
    After the "test":

    You are either a Wolf or a Bear personality.
    But you may also be a Eagle personality.

    After reading the descriptions, I guess I'm a mix of a wolf and an eagle? The hobbies of an eagle definitely fit.

    Eagle
    Genera and species: Aquila chrysaetos
    Collective Term: A convocation of eagles

    Description
    Universally admired for their soaring spirits, the eagles has a striking presence that exudes a powerful sexual energy. As is typical of bird personalities, their high metabolisms make them edgy and unable to remain in one place for long. These fascinating creatures are natural explorers and traveling is their greatest love; nothing gets their juices flowing more than a flight to an exotic locale.

    Eagles are innate performers, craving attention and hogging the spotlight. But their enthusiasm for life comes at a price. For eagles are always on -- proving tiresome to their families and coworkers. In an interesting illustration of sub-species representation, Madonna is a classic golden eagle personality. Her free-spirited lifestyle, performing talents, and powerful talons have all contributed to her enormous success -- while another accomplished performer -- Sinead O'Connor, with her diffident and flighty style, is an example of the closely related bald eagle.

    Like most bird personalities, eagles tend to be flighty and emotionally jittery. Avoiding commitment, they prefer to keep moving, often for no other reason than the sheer joy of exploration. Rarely alighting to integrate with the locals, they are consummate voyeurs and prefer to people-watch with their eagle eyes.

    Their need for freedom makes them difficult creatures to tame, and being comfortable with their own company, find little value in settling down. When they do form relationships though, they mate for life and their strong nesting instincts prod them to find secure places to live. However, when pressured, they will fly the coop leaving only turbulence in their wake, and those close to the eagle know that the best way of maintaining its friendship is to simply let it go and provide a comfortable haven for its return.

    Careers and Hobbies
    Park ranger, Pilot,
    Legal work, Performing,
    Rock climbing, Extreme sports,
    Skiing, Flying
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    May 02, 2009 9:03 PM GMT
    aerovaulter said -- Sinead O'Connor, with her diffident and flighty style, is an example of the closely related bald eagle.



    LOL
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    May 03, 2009 12:42 AM GMT
    I tested an Otter as well. Though I identify with my zodiac "animal" of the centaur icon_smile.gif
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    May 03, 2009 7:14 AM GMT
    Sedative saidA jabberwock

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    you win. lol icon_smile.gif
  • junknemesis

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    May 03, 2009 7:30 AM GMT
    Come to my arms, mybeamish boy! Oh Frabjous day, calloo callay!


    And by the way. I'm a Cat. Maybe a lolcat.
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    May 03, 2009 7:36 AM GMT
    junknemesis saidCome to my arms, mybeamish boy! Oh Frabjous day, calloo callay!


    And by the way. I'm a Cat. Maybe a lolcat.



    beware the jabberwok my son- the jaws that bite, the teeth that catch; beware the jub jub bird and shun the frumious bandersnatch!

    and yeah i think i'm a cat too, though half the people i know say i'm a cat of some sort and half say i'm a reptile of some sort, which im not so sure i see. meh
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    May 03, 2009 9:43 AM GMT
    czarodziej said

    beware the jabberwok my son- the jaws that bite, the (EDIT by junknemesis)claws that catch; beware the jub jub bird and shun the frumious bandersnatch!

    and yeah i think i'm a cat too, though half the people i know say i'm a cat of some sort and half say i'm a reptile of some sort, which im not so sure i see. meh



    Cat Reptile? Is that some way to roundabout insult you by calling you a Scaly Pussy? EEW!! (I think remember some girls in High School that fit that description...)

    You're too cute to be described that way. That's fine though, if your a Cat, I'll share my ball of yarn with you anytime. icon_smile.gif
  • junknemesis

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    May 03, 2009 9:48 AM GMT
    On top of that ball of yarn.. I found a bouncy ball at Walgreens with purple glitter in it, and another ball inside that flashes dancing lights when you bounce it right! YAY!!!

    FLAME ON!!! icon_smile.gif
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    May 03, 2009 12:59 PM GMT
    Hmmm, this is a puzzler. "Scratches head, and other parts of anatomy that shall remain unnamed".

    Because of my memory I might be tempted to say an elephant. My work ethic and diligence would point to a beaver. My desire to hibernate in the winter time screams "bear".

    So a furry elephant with bucked teeth, sharp claws and a flat tail?
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    May 03, 2009 1:14 PM GMT
    I got the same answer as bwg77. Otter... And I agree that's pretty much spot-on.
  • njnick

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    May 03, 2009 1:17 PM GMT
    Me too Sahem - I'm an Otter! And that's not the first time I've been told that ;)