Craigslist codes cracked!!!

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    May 04, 2009 12:54 PM GMT
    -Vers= Bottom

    -Discreet= Ugly or a whore, or an ugly whore

    -Vers/top= I'm really a top, but I know the only way to hookup with you is to mention the word "vers" someway, somehow

    -Not looking to hook up= I AM here to hook up, but I'm ashamed to admit that I am only HUMAN and we all get horny

    -Partying/PNP= crackhead

    -420 friendly= I’ll smoke your weed

    -You wont be disappointed= I’ll beat you up and steal your watch

    -Str8 acting= Insecure

    -Into making out= I might touch your chest or something

    -I can host= I'll make you jump through hoops to get my address, and 5 hours/60 emails later when I do finally give it to you, either you'll be too tired to come over, or it won't even be my real address anyway

    -Looking for friendship only= Liar…we’ll meet and 10 minuites later you’ll end up sucking my cock, or getting fucked by me.

    -Smoke socially= Chain smoker, but bums them all from other people

    -Drink socially = broke ass, makes friends buy at the bar

    -Pics for trade= You send yours and you won’t ever hear from me again.

    -Looking for LTR= We’ll meet, have sex…and I’ll ignore your IM’s and emails like you never existed.

    -BRB, phone/doorbell= this is my disappearing act; you'll never heard from me again; I just wasn't man enough to tell you I genuinely wasn't intered, or that I'm just plain ole' full of shit anyway

    -DL/Can’t host = I’m cheating on my wife/girlfriend/boyfriend

    -In an open relationship= We don't have sexual attraction and are so miserable together; the only REASON I'm still in the "relationship" is because we were idiots and bought a house/apartment together after only being with each other for a month and thinking we loved each other

    -Looking NOW/not into email tag= I want complete control of our convos; I will give you a questionnaire, background check, drug test, lie detector test, run your credit check, and ask for your mother's maiden name; did you really think gay guys WANT TO avoid drama and email tag? year right dude, you're fooling yourself

    -Looking for generou$ guys/looking to be a houseboy= whore that is too lazy to get up off his ass and find a REAL job like the rest of us; so he preys on desperate old guys for their money and takes the EASY way out of life

    -Str8 guy here= I'm really a fag, but don't want my mommy and daddy and my frat brothers to know I like cock---so I psych myself out into "believing" I am straight

    -Sorry, mom called/got a call from work/wife came home early= I wasn't serious anyway, I was just buying some time to see how long I could actually string you along...

    -No fats, fems, blacks, oldies, etc= I’m shallow, and for some reason I think I’m "all that", although I am a HOT FUCKING MESS!!!

    -Your pic gets mine= yea right, I'm not honest about sending you my pic, if so---I would have volunteered my pic FIRST

    -Looking for now= hurry and waste your time replying to my ad, although I have NO INTENTIONS of responding back you now, or ever

    -Looking for guys my age/under 25= I know I am in denial about being a self-centered immature superficial little boy, so I would hate to find a decent, honest, mature guy who MAKES me actually realize it

    -Serious only= I'm full of shit, but want you to think I am honest; see above

    -Must do this before gf/kids/wife gets home= I just wanna see you make a fool of yourself by rushing to reply, because (little to your knowledge) the short time between now and the time she gets home is about 10 minutes, which would make it IMPOSSIBLE for us to hookup anyway

    -Couple looking for a 3rd= we don't really love each other, we're really just fuck buds out of convenience--but saying we are in a relationship "sounds better"

    -Only into white/latin/asian/middle easter/european= I'm really a racist who dislike blacks, but I am ashamed to say it so instead I write what I "like" so it "sounds better"

    -That's the way I was brought up, I can't help it (not to like blacks, latins, etc)= I am a sorry shitbag always making an excuse for my ignorant racist actions; my parents also brought me up not to be addicted to coke/heroine/meth, and not to be a whore getting fucked by the trash dumpsters behind the club every night by a guy I don't even know---but I still do that...so I DO HAVE THE CAPABILITIES to make my own decisions regardless of how I was "raised", I just choose not to when it's CONVENIENT for me

    -Sorry, need to see a face pic before I meet= I don't have ANY intentions of meeting, I just wanna see the face of the guy who is making a fool of himself by THINKING I will meet him after he sends me his pic

    -Sorry, I don't meet without a face pic= I am a HOT FUCKING MESS myself; I am nowhere near "vgl" but I wanna see if maybe your are uglier than me

    -Looking for NSA fun= I'm really a slutty whore, and I have no intentions of acknowledging you as a person after we hookup

    -Not looking for relationship= I am on a self-satisfying/self
  • a2507

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    May 04, 2009 2:50 PM GMT
    LOL,,,,,I'd say you've got it.
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    May 04, 2009 2:51 PM GMT
    Hahaha...This will get me thru my day...

    Perhaps add...

    - Med Student @ BU = Seeks innocent play that will surely be memorable
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    May 04, 2009 3:15 PM GMT
    Everybody know, there is no such thing as: *versatile* ur delusional if u delude urself thinking it. There are only two positions: TOP or BOTTOMicon_lol.gif I'm glad da codes got cracked on EVERY websiteicon_eek.gificon_lol.gif
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    May 04, 2009 3:15 PM GMT
    This is as hilarious now as the first time I say iticon_biggrin.gificon_exclaim.gif

    Oh so very true
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    May 04, 2009 3:20 PM GMT
    this is awesome
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    May 04, 2009 3:25 PM GMT
    hilarious- i agree with about 4/5 of them lol- some of your interpretations just belie some personal issues though, i think.. especially the age/race ones.. but wow, no one will ever say you aren't an inveterate CL explorer :p
  • hoo4u

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    May 04, 2009 6:21 PM GMT
    Brilliant! I bestow upon you the Doctorate of Craigslistology.
  • DanielQQ

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    May 04, 2009 6:27 PM GMT
    masculine31 saidEverybody know, there is no such thing as: *versatile* ur delusional if u delude urself thinking it. There are only two positions: TOP or BOTTOMicon_lol.gif I'm glad da codes got cracked on EVERY websiteicon_eek.gificon_lol.gif


    you're joking, right?
  • Thirdbeach

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    May 04, 2009 6:33 PM GMT
    You sure did a lot of research to create that list.
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    May 04, 2009 6:47 PM GMT
    Ha ha ha ... Perfect!
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    May 04, 2009 6:58 PM GMT
    Welcome to Gay America and the nutcases it entails. Craigslist is one step below the bath house.

    If you post on craigslist with any dignity, the queens will blow you off the list.

    It gets down to anonymous sex with fucked up people on craigslist or manhunt.

    I'm reminded that folks think queers are weird for a reason: lots of times, they are.
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    May 04, 2009 7:53 PM GMT
    very funny, Oh I´m glad that´s over....

    "Vers/top= I'm really a top, but I know the only way to hookup with you is to mention the word "vers" someway, somehow "

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    guilty,icon_rolleyes.gif
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    May 04, 2009 11:52 PM GMT
    I actually cant take the credit for this, someone from richmond Va wrote it and I copied it over...I thought it was pretty hilarious though...
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    May 04, 2009 11:54 PM GMT
    lol did you have a bad experience??

    craigslist is nasty, almost as nasty as Adam4adam
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    May 04, 2009 11:55 PM GMT
    DanielQQ said
    masculine31 saidEverybody know, there is no such thing as: *versatile* ur delusional if u delude urself thinking it. There are only two positions: TOP or BOTTOMicon_lol.gif I'm glad da codes got cracked on EVERY websiteicon_eek.gificon_lol.gif


    you're joking, right?



    yeah i agree with DanielQQ, have you heard of flip flop? it actually exists.
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    May 05, 2009 12:31 AM GMT
    DanielQQ said
    masculine31 saidEverybody know, there is no such thing as: *versatile* ur delusional if u delude urself thinking it. There are only two positions: TOP or BOTTOMicon_lol.gif I'm glad da codes got cracked on EVERY websiteicon_eek.gificon_lol.gif


    you're joking, right?


    I think ur deluding urself broicon_lol.gif
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    May 05, 2009 12:31 AM GMT

    Have you cracked the CL code words for: "I'm a good looking 2nd yr med student intend to bind your hands, rob you and possibly kill you"?
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    May 05, 2009 12:33 AM GMT
    rock17j said
    DanielQQ said
    masculine31 saidEverybody know, there is no such thing as: *versatile* ur delusional if u delude urself thinking it. There are only two positions: TOP or BOTTOMicon_lol.gif I'm glad da codes got cracked on EVERY websiteicon_eek.gificon_lol.gif


    you're joking, right?



    yeah i agree with DanielQQ, have you heard of flip flop? it actually exists.


    I heard of flip/flop...but its deluding urself from thinking wut u really are...icon_eek.gif
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    May 05, 2009 12:47 AM GMT
    masculine31 said
    rock17j said
    DanielQQ said
    masculine31 saidEverybody know, there is no such thing as: *versatile* ur delusional if u delude urself thinking it. There are only two positions: TOP or BOTTOMicon_lol.gif I'm glad da codes got cracked on EVERY websiteicon_eek.gificon_lol.gif


    you're joking, right?



    yeah i agree with DanielQQ, have you heard of flip flop? it actually exists.


    I heard of flip/flop...but its deluding urself from thinking wut u really are...icon_eek.gif


    what you really are, judging from this, is lacking in some experience.
  • barriehomeboy

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    May 05, 2009 12:48 AM GMT
    Craigslist is SUCH a waste of time. Only fucked up gay guys and never-meet bi guys on there.
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    May 05, 2009 12:50 AM GMT
    This is genius, especially the part about being racist and blaming one's upbringing.

    So fucking true.
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    May 05, 2009 12:59 AM GMT
    carabin said
    masculine31 said
    rock17j said
    DanielQQ said
    masculine31 saidEverybody know, there is no such thing as: *versatile* ur delusional if u delude urself thinking it. There are only two positions: TOP or BOTTOMicon_lol.gif I'm glad da codes got cracked on EVERY websiteicon_eek.gificon_lol.gif


    you're joking, right?



    yeah i agree with DanielQQ, have you heard of flip flop? it actually exists.


    I heard of flip/flop...but its deluding urself from thinking wut u really are...icon_eek.gif


    what you really are, judging from this, is lacking in some experience.


    haha... @ the comment above me.

    So what you're saying is that one person can't enjoy both bottoming and topping, granted that they might like one more than the other, but if they like to flip flop, it's safe to say that they like it equally.

    You need to be a little more open minded, not everything is black and white as you think.
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    May 05, 2009 1:15 AM GMT
    rock17j said
    carabin said
    masculine31 said
    rock17j said
    DanielQQ said
    masculine31 saidEverybody know, there is no such thing as: *versatile* ur delusional if u delude urself thinking it. There are only two positions: TOP or BOTTOMicon_lol.gif I'm glad da codes got cracked on EVERY websiteicon_eek.gificon_lol.gif


    you're joking, right?



    yeah i agree with DanielQQ, have you heard of flip flop? it actually exists.


    I heard of flip/flop...but its deluding urself from thinking wut u really are...icon_eek.gif


    what you really are, judging from this, is lacking in some experience.


    haha... @ the comment above me.

    So what you're saying is that one person can't enjoy both bottoming and topping, granted that they might like one more than the other, but if they like to flip flop, it's safe to say that they like it equally.

    You need to be a little more open minded, not everything is black and white as you think.


    lmao...not at all! i am saying this: If ur better at being a BOTTOM stick to it, u can try TOP, but if da shoe fits, by all means, wear iticon_lol.gif
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    May 05, 2009 1:23 AM GMT
    lol