May 08, 2009 1:37 AM GMT
I love mythology and I love trying to revamp the familiar G.A.Y. thread, so here is my latest creation.
Choose the Greek god or goddess that best mirrors the Real Jock above. I don't mean based only on physique, you'll have to research some: what characteristics of the man above mirrors the gods.
Hermes is familiar as the messenger god in Greek mythology. In a related capacity, he brought the dead to the Underworld in his role of "Psychopompos". Zeus made his thieving son Hermes god of commerce. Hermes invented various devices, especially musical ones, and possibly fire. He is known as a helpful god.
I think McGay is like Hermes because he mediates well in most threads, bridging the gap between us and god. In dead threads, he shows up to burn instigators with fire and reaffirm their mortality for them.He can be a hot head at times and often attempts to steal people's thunder, but mostly, his devices are harmless. He trades in snappy quips and one liners, but often delivers impressive displays of knowledge and clarity.