Jackie Beat: So Fucking Funny

  • swimbikerun

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    May 08, 2009 4:05 AM GMT
    The Corn Refiners Association, an un-biased impartial group, wants you ladies to know that there's nothing wrong with high fructose corn syrup... unless you count its insanely high sugar content, onset of obesity in rats and diabetes in fat-assed kids. Otherwise, it's great—drink all you want!

    Well, the CRA's commercial inspired drag comedienne Jackie Beat who's here to show you over-cautious mommies that there's nothing wrong with a few other things, like drinking lead. Like a good birthday party hostess, Jackie serves up some quality facts with a fistful of sugar and a clown-makeup sneer—drink up, kids... or else!

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    May 08, 2009 5:54 AM GMT
    I thought it was funny... though, I gotta say that the last of the skits I didn't like so much... it's just that word..
  • swimbikerun

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    May 08, 2009 6:43 AM GMT
    tripleconjunction saidI thought it was funny... though, I gotta say that the last of the skits I didn't like so much... it's just that word..

    Yeah the first one was the best. Should've just had that one.
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    May 08, 2009 8:04 AM GMT
    LMAO at the 2nd spoof! That's probably the funniest thing I'll see today!
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    May 08, 2009 10:01 AM GMT
    The Corn Refiner's Association was asking for a spoof. No mother in the world serves their child a gallon of bright pink, brand-free 'high fructose corn syrup.'

    Love that spoof.

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    May 08, 2009 11:35 AM GMT
    I love Jackie icon_biggrin.gif
  • Sayrnas

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    May 08, 2009 1:07 PM GMT
    BAHAHhahahahhaha!!!!!


    That's win.


    (%&*in' High fructose corn syrup....puts my ass to sleep in 10 minutes...)
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    May 08, 2009 1:21 PM GMT
    that commerical Has been taken off the air. I don't think people were putting up with it. Just like that Yaz commerical, the birth control stuff was making people sick. Btw that top is not cute LOL Jackie beat will be in San Francisco this month.
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    May 09, 2009 12:07 AM GMT
    hmm no
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    May 09, 2009 12:36 AM GMT
    Lost_And_Found saidThe Corn Refiner's Association was asking for a spoof. No mother in the world serves their child a gallon of bright pink, brand-free 'high fructose corn syrup.'

    Love that spoof.



    "High Fructose Red Drink"
    -Another family product by Union Carbide.
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    May 09, 2009 11:56 PM GMT
    ^ hahaha, love that colour!

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  • calibro

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    May 10, 2009 12:20 AM GMT