Limerick another RJ guy

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    May 11, 2009 9:43 PM GMT
    Limerick any RJ member you want, doesn't have to be the guy above you unless you prefer, and "doing" the same guy more than once is allowed. Limerick rules are linked below, and the form & rhyming can be loose. I'll start with Caslon & meninlove:

    We know from the posts of Cas-lon,
    lol cats are his biggest turn-on.
    Though cute and real quick,
    This place is for dick,
    So give us a throbbing hard-on.



    There once were two guys from Vancouver,
    Renowned for their wisdom and humor.
    inlove are these men,
    But each now and then,
    Their wearable dogs start a rumor.


    http://volweb.utk.edu/school/bedford/harrisms/limerick.htm
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    May 11, 2009 10:46 PM GMT
    A couple more, for lilTanker and jprichva:

    He is likely to say "G'day mate!"
    When coming to you for a date.
    Tank is seen in reverse,
    'Cause his country's obverse,
    Let us hope he is gay and not straight!



    "j-prich-va" you cannot pronounce it,
    His smartness you cannot denounce it.
    He's living near me,
    In this place by the sea,
    Has he reason enough to renounce it?
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    May 11, 2009 11:09 PM GMT


    His dog is quite unique
    With fur and tail so chic.
    has learned to close its eyes
    when Jprichva has guys by.
    Save kisses on the cheek.
    His dog wants not to see.
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    May 12, 2009 12:30 AM GMT
    For GuiltyGear above:

    There is a gay guy, an Okie,
    Whose method is slow and po-key.
    But guys say "OK!"
    In a most happy way,
    When his poking is okey do-key!
  • DCEric

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    May 12, 2009 12:48 AM GMT
    new york sexy is a well known fable
    that is because he is always able
    the name is fittin'
    all the guys are smitin'
    to get a turn on his exam table
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    May 12, 2009 1:19 AM GMT
    DCEric has great big shoulders
    they are shaped like circular boulders
    when he rolls ov'r you
    rubs your face in poo
    now you look like a stack of folders
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    May 12, 2009 1:27 AM GMT
    5537B00B saidDCEric has great big shoulders
    they are shaped like circular boulders
    when he rolls ov'r you
    rubs your face in poo
    now you look like a stack of folders


    YIKES!
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    May 12, 2009 1:31 AM GMT
    5537B00B saidDCEric has great big shoulders
    they are shaped like circular boulders
    when he rolls ov'r you
    rubs your face in poo
    now you look like a stack of folders

    WTF??? ... icon_eek.gif ... boy, wait until DCEric reads that ..."rubs you face in poo" ?!?!?!?! ... damn! ... icon_eek.gif ... (we need an emoticon for barfing)

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    May 12, 2009 1:55 AM GMT
    Oh, calm down, people! Limericks, by wikipedia definition, are meant to be obscene.

    Imagine you're in a forest. A boulder (shaped like DCEric) rolls down a hill, rolls over you mashing your face into bear crap/deer crap (which is prevalent in forests) and flattens you into thin sheets of paper folders. Duh!!!!!!!!!!!!

    PS I only wrote about DC because he was above me, I didn't associate poo with DC from personal knowledge or anything. It's the only word I could think of that rhymes with "you." icon_wink.gif
  • HndsmKansan

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    May 12, 2009 1:58 AM GMT
    Jockbod48 runs with his kids at night
    If he 's not careful the coyote will bite
    When he's not with the kids, the gym will do..
    If he gets too busy with work, he will get blue
    Knowing Gregg, all will come out just right...

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  • calibro

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    May 12, 2009 2:23 AM GMT
    HndsmKansan touches himself in delight
    at the thought of all the people on this site
    who continuously view him
    wishing they could screw him
    every day, all morning, and all night.
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    May 12, 2009 2:29 AM GMT
    5537B00B saidOh, calm down, people! Limericks, by wikipedia definition, are meant to be obscene.

    Imagine you're in a forest. A boulder (shaped like DCEric) rolls down a hill, rolls over you mashing your face into bear crap/deer crap (which is prevalent in forests) and flattens you into thin sheets of paper folders. Duh!!!!!!!!!!!!

    PS I only wrote about DC because he was above me, I didn't associate poo with DC from personal knowledge or anything. It's the only word I could think of that rhymes with "you." icon_wink.gif


    5537B00B should eschew
    poetry and portrait photography
    at both he's the worst
    maybe it's just a curse
    but dont spread it around like swine flu
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    May 12, 2009 2:41 AM GMT


    Sedative is my favorite freak
    with neon blood and skin plastique
    His disposition mild and meek
    Cookies are his favorite treat.



    *I know, I know, deviated a bit, lu yu, Sedative!
  • silverfox

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    May 12, 2009 3:15 AM GMT
    The man known as 26mile,
    Is one of the RealJocks with style,
    For hours he runs,
    For Lambert he cums,
    His pictures now show off his smile.



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    May 12, 2009 3:53 AM GMT
    I pay homage to a sly silverfox
    whom I think just rocks
    his above the guy threads are never a menace
    he plays superior tennis
    even without sox and flip flops
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    May 12, 2009 4:10 AM GMT
    There lives in Las Vegas a man we like to call NV
    He is best known for his penchant for skivvies
    But you would be warned to take care
    For there is something more for he would kill you if you dare
    And that is his love of sour skittles
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    May 12, 2009 4:35 AM GMT

    Red Vespa, Pretty Paint
    Slashed tires
    Sugar in its tank
    Slow Pokie - Okie?
    You're a liar
    I hope your balls catch on fire.


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    May 12, 2009 6:08 AM GMT
    I know a great man from the thirty-fourth state;
    This hunk is so awesome, although far away;
    He captured my eye, which I cannot deny;
    I find myself wanting his warmth by my side.icon_cool.gif
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    May 12, 2009 12:39 PM GMT
    If ever you visit our Jockbod,
    You may not see anything too odd.
    His dogs are all chows,
    His Speedos get Wows,
    But his cars are what's getting my nod.
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    May 12, 2009 1:23 PM GMT



    There is an RJer we like,
    Who's picture is that of a 'bike'
    He feels like he's old,
    But truth to be told,
    He has the young heart of a tyke.

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    May 12, 2009 1:25 PM GMT
    meninlove said

    There is an RJer we like,
    Who's picture is that of a 'bike'
    He feels like he's old,
    But truth to be told,
    He has the young heart of a tyke.

    Thanks, but sure that last word shouldn't have been "dyke" ? LOL! I'll bet you thought about it... icon_wink.gif
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    May 12, 2009 1:28 PM GMT
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    Red Vespa, Pretty Paint
    Slashed tires
    Sugar in its tank
    Slow Pokie - Okie?
    You're a liar
    I hope your balls catch on fire.


    Slow isn't a cause to be Guilty,
    So long as your Gear is not wilty.
    'Cause slow is OK,
    As gay Scotsmen say,
    It's the quickies we bar from our kilty.
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    May 12, 2009 1:52 PM GMT
    In Sydney Australia, we hear,
    They grow 'em to be, cute and queer.
    If Tank's like their men,
    I'll take nine or ten,
    Of Aussies 'n inches, right here.

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    May 12, 2009 2:27 PM GMT



    Now here on RJ Timberoo,
    Is handsome and sleek
    Hey it's true!
    He lost him some weight,
    and he's lookin' just great!
    He'll be snagging the hearts of a few...


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    May 12, 2009 2:28 PM GMT
    This one gives no name, so can anyone guess who this is? The subject himself must remain silent!

    Though recently from Outer Space,
    We're glad he's come down to this place.
    And hangs around parks,
    With masculine Snarks,
    And draws silly words on his face.