May 13, 2009 6:52 PM GMT
hoo4u saidGuy walks into a bar. Says to the bartender, "Hurry up and get me a beer."
Bartender says, "Why the hurry?" Customer replies, "I just gave my cat a bath." Bartender, "Oh that stressful, huh?" Guy says, "Not stressful at all. I just need to wash this fur out of my mouth."
Red_Vespa saidSo this cat walks into a bar and sits down, looking all gloomy.
"Hey, Tom," says the bartender, "how's the wife and the new kittens doing?"
"Terrible!" sobs the poppa cat.
"Oh, no! What's wrong?" asks the concerned bartender.
"Well, I was hoping they'd all grow up to be good Republicans, but instead they've turned out to be Democrats, all 5 of them!" moaned the cat.
"That's too bad!" said the sympathetic bartender. "When did this happen?"
"When they opened their eyes!"