hay stud u going to mow the lawn today

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    Nov 08, 2007 8:43 AM GMT
    now your a muscle man stud feeling great
    it time to mow the lawn (what if u had law) what would u be wearing with boots on safety first. I enjoy the smell of fresh cut grass icon_eek.gif im thinking jeans and boots hi
  • Laurence

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    Nov 08, 2007 11:00 AM GMT
    Huh?

    Does the above post make sense to anyone?

  • HndsmKansan

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    Nov 08, 2007 1:10 PM GMT
    Well I think he is basically saying how much he enjoys mowing the lawn, but if the safety needs (shoes, etc) takes away from the experience of being in the sun and enjoying the process.

    I've always enjoyed mowing. Grew up push mowing about 3/4 of a 2+ acre tract about every 4 days.
    Today its just a smaller lawn, but provided its warm, never wear a shirt(suncreen), but always wear the right shoes. I think if you operate a larger mower..
    probably additional safety devices are necessary other than just shoes. Boots are cool, but I don't need to wear them with what I do.
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    Nov 08, 2007 1:31 PM GMT
    Vive le surréalisme!
  • MarkX

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    Nov 08, 2007 3:38 PM GMT
    I'm trying to analyze it as a form of poetry, but I can't find the scan...
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    Nov 08, 2007 5:15 PM GMT
    any Australian interpreters on this site?

    I think "Law" might be a typo for "Lawn"
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    Nov 08, 2007 5:44 PM GMT
    no clue what that means
  • MarkX

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    Nov 08, 2007 6:44 PM GMT
    (what if u had law)
    what would u be wearing with
    boots on safety first.

    That's a haiku!
  • Laurence

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    Nov 08, 2007 7:43 PM GMT
    I think it maybe literal Japanese translation like the internet craze a couple of years back.

    'All my base are belong to you'

    The new Realjock greeting (as coined by GTB)

    'Now your a muscle man stud feeling great'

    I've no idea of the literal meaning, but think we should all adopt it from now on.

    Lozx

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    Nov 08, 2007 9:28 PM GMT
    I sit on my little tractor, just because my law is too big and If I had my way I would be mowing it in the buff. Well maybe a cap!
  • phill

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    Nov 09, 2007 5:19 AM GMT
    hmmm since im a psycholinguist i can safely say that he is writing poetry about loves lost and conquered.


    That or he is saying listen man i know you think your hot shit for getting in good shape but help us all out by man scaping what would that look like in jeans and boots safety first(im assuming he means don't cut yourself shaving?)
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    Nov 09, 2007 7:41 PM GMT
    I don't know what this guy is talking about, but the man above my profile has a very cute face. Hey baby! Holla at me.icon_wink.gif
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    Nov 10, 2007 1:34 PM GMT
    To me, "law" means we must wear more than boots. Sorry, RK.
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    Nov 12, 2007 2:16 PM GMT
    surely one of the most compelling questions on realjock?

    whatever will i wear when i mow the lawn?
  • jrs1

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    May 03, 2010 10:59 PM GMT
    GTB_ saidnow your a muscle man stud feeling great
    it time to mow the lawn (what if u had law) what would u be wearing with boots on safety first. I enjoy the smell of fresh cut grass icon_eek.gif im thinking jeans and boots hi

    celebrity-pictures-william-shatner-mowin
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    May 03, 2010 11:05 PM GMT
    GTB_ saidnow your a muscle man stud feeling great
    it time to mow the lawn (what if u had law) what would u be wearing with boots on safety first. I enjoy the smell of fresh cut grass icon_eek.gif im thinking jeans and boots hi
    this thread is useless without pics" icon_twisted.gif
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    May 04, 2010 2:59 AM GMT
    HAWT

    lawnmower-man.jpg
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    May 04, 2010 3:08 AM GMT
    Lawn mowing is very therapeutic!
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    May 04, 2010 3:11 AM GMT
    GTB_ saidnow your a muscle man stud feeling great
    it time to mow the lawn (what if u had law) what would u be wearing with boots on safety first. I enjoy the smell of fresh cut grass icon_eek.gif im thinking jeans and boots hi


    Just posted this on twitter

    This is how I cut my grass

    Few months ago I decided 2do what the fuck I wanted. I am not afraid that my #Mormon neighbors see me in my speedo, I can hear them fucking
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    May 04, 2010 4:43 AM GMT
    Mystic_Man said...

    Just posted this on twitter

    This is how I cut my grass

    Few months ago I decided 2do what the fuck I wanted. I am not afraid that my #Mormon neighbors see me in my speedo, I can hear them fucking


    mormon fucking? ... just what we need.. MORE mormons !