Good Morning to me...

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    Nov 08, 2007 1:47 PM GMT
    SO… this morning I woke up. As always I put on some music, today was some Loreena McKennit cause I was feeling all mystical and things… WELL about ten til 7 someone starts knocking at the door. Here I am in my room, my cut off sweats and stained up Poison Ivy t-shirt, and glasses playing around with some ography with no clue what was going on… Aaron left his keys, the cops are coming to get me finally, the loonie bin is coming to collect me, since I am liking country music and going to church again the Second Coming has begun and That Which Is Divine decided it needed to start at my house… who knows.

    SO knowing I can take a guy down in about 20seconds I fearlessly answer the door (However… had it been White Jesus I probably would have just called off and offered him what little I have by way of food and drink and had a nice morning chat, before excusing myself to shower… and have an emotional break down). Before me stands a stranger, well groomed and not all together unfortunate looking, looking at me with this odd look I have not really ever seen before.

    “uuummmmm I take it your room mate isn’t home…” He says. And it clicks in my mind who this is. Aaron was about to hook up, and early in the morning too. That odd look, I’m assuming that it was the look that people get when they don’t look like their picture in an online profile.
    “Nope… he leaves for work at about 6:30. Sorry”
    “Well… ugh… this is really embarrassing. I got lost and that’s why I’m late. And I’m new to all this and… anyway I was wondering if it would be okay to use your bathroom…” He said to me in a somewhat emotional, somewhat, but not quite southern drawl. Knowing where all the weapons are in the house naturally I told him that would be fine, directed him where he needed to go and proceeded to walk to the far side of the room.
    He came out and said he didn’t mean to wake me and I explained that I needed to get ready for work and was up anyhow. Mind you Loreena McKennit is still blaring in the background and I’m sure had I been cloaked in all black this poor bumpkin (I’ll get to that in a second) may have been led to believe I was actively participating in some odd esoteric ritual… which if you DO know me might not be far from the truth…
    NOW please, if you are NOT sitting down you might want to for this next part…

    He begins to fumble about with words, he again apologizes, then explains that he though “my room mate” seemed masculine and discreet according to his Gay.com profile and that he had never done anything like this. He told me he was west Virginia and that he was flying back there today (ummm flying… a whole 2-3 hour drive… oookkkaaaayyyy). Then he says “You’re his gay room mate right?”
    “Yeah”
    “Well look, I don’t know how all this goes but would you like a bl*w j*b?” Had I not been trained to keep my cool, and since I am not shocked by anything really anymore, I might have stood there staring at him as though he had ten heads. Who goes to hook up with one room mate, and then, after seeing that the original hook up is not going to happen, tries to upgrade to the more attractive, obviously smarter, and more exotic room mate?
    “Thanks, but actually I really need to get ready for work, and I’m kinda seeing someone. I’m gonna have to decline”
    He hemmed and hawed some more, asked me how to get back to Worthington (?), apologized yet again, and finally left.
    I’m still kinda in shock…

    How discreet is my room mate (and though this man said he was a “friend” of my room mate he consistently referred to him as “my room mate” and not by name) that he hadn’t taken or given a phone number incase this would happen…

    Anyhow… good morning to me…
  • Laurence

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    Nov 08, 2007 1:58 PM GMT
    haha. Sounds like a narrow escape for you there mate.

    He sounded like he was trying it on (especially as he didn't know your room-mate's name), and you were wise to show him the way out.

    I'd put a chain on your door if I was you.

    Loz

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    Nov 08, 2007 2:00 PM GMT
    Duuuuuuudeeeee...... hi 5! Hilarious!

    I think this story is *highly* revealing about West Virginians, eh?
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    Nov 08, 2007 2:01 PM GMT
    WOW! I have to agree with you SR.

    "Who goes to hook up with one room mate, and then, after seeing that the original hook up is not going to happen, tries to upgrade to the more attractive, obviously smarter, and more exotic room mate"?

    He had to get back to DC? WOW! Poor Thing to travel so far and get NOTHING!icon_redface.gif


    Makes you want to think twice before answering the door in the morning. It would have been nice had you roommate gave s heads up! No pun intended.

    Perfect way to start the day!icon_smile.gif
  • HndsmKansan

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    Nov 08, 2007 2:01 PM GMT
    Well Stripper.. I was expecting to hear that he was going to ask you for a morning performance and that your poison ivy shirt and other clothing ended up on the floor... What a good way to determine if the "roommate" was in fact "smarter" or certainly "more exotic". Kidding.

    Sounds like you need to talk to Aaron about rules regarding hookups, times and expectations. If not
    maybe its time to get your own place.
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    Nov 08, 2007 2:20 PM GMT
    Phoenix:

    Not DC. Worthington is a suburb of Columbus.

    And the roomy NEVER gives me a heads up... last week i came home to him jumpin up from the couch in just his t-shirt and running for the kitchen leaving whatever poor soul it was on his knees infront of the couch. Reality TV on and all. Worst part... i forgot to grab a fork from Chipotle, so i waited until all was said and done and there was only my room mates car in the drive way to go get a fork and eat my dinner icon_sad.gif

    MIND u, everyone, i get it. I dont care if he hooks up and things. All gay guys do it... i've done it. I'm not all self righteous. but geeze...
  • Laurence

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    Nov 08, 2007 2:51 PM GMT
    Haha. Room mates, who can live with them?

    I lived with one who was quite promiscuous (in my sheltered opinion), he was always entertaining a guy.

    I left after a heavy week of over 10 men through the door. It got very tiring bumping into strangers in the hallway/bathroom/lounge.

    I don't mind people having a healthy sex life, but I'd rather not live in Grand Central Station.

    Loz

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    Nov 08, 2007 3:18 PM GMT
    SR-


    I feel you! What there is also a little thing called BOUNDRIES! That has to be respected. What Aaron does in his bedroom is pretty much his business and I'm sure most will agreement me on this, but when it's moved into a common areas, well that's a whole differently matter.

    That happened to me once and I just had a frank discussion with my roommate and I told him sweetie no one is that horny. I do not need a live show when I come in from work. I told him what if I had my young niece or nephew with me or anyone else for that matter.

    Not Cool dude. This occurred 10 years ago. You get the gist. yes? icon_biggrin.gif
  • SpartanJock

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    Nov 08, 2007 3:24 PM GMT
    OMG! That is way too funny! I couldn't imagine that occuring so early in the morning. Good thing he didn't knock on my door, he would've thought I was really exotic, aswering the door with only undies on at most, and wearing my best bed hair. icon_twisted.gif
  • MarkX

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    Nov 08, 2007 3:35 PM GMT
    Dear Penthouse: I always thought those stories you print were fake..."

    Who says the gays are all about the constant gratuitous anonymous sex? Here's a fine young man turning it away at the door!

    Now for the follow up - did your roommate just forget??
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    Nov 08, 2007 3:38 PM GMT
    Markx:

    Thanks... i think LOL

    I don't know WHAT my room mate was thinking. I have no clue at all, and worse i dont know how to approach the situation just yet. I'm still kinda traumatized by the whole situation.
  • HndsmKansan

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    Nov 08, 2007 3:44 PM GMT
    Traumatized? Maybe that could be incorporated into some sort of stripping routine. Sorry, I know I'm making light of your situation..... just talk to the roommate and get on with your day...icon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 08, 2007 3:53 PM GMT
    The man was just looking for a hookup. Why is it so shocking that if the original offerer was not present, he would be willing to do it with someone else in residence? A mouth is a mouth.
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    Nov 08, 2007 3:54 PM GMT
    I've already did that before HA HA HA

    I do the traumatized/possessed/violent thing all the time on stage.
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    Nov 08, 2007 4:35 PM GMT
    I'm not saying that that is what shocked me... My room mate leaving the guy hanging and all that is what is shocking to me...
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    Nov 08, 2007 4:58 PM GMT
    SR-

    That is a shock and also kind of rude.
  • HndsmKansan

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    Nov 08, 2007 5:06 PM GMT
    Well since the environment of "hooking" can involve a sense of irresponsibility and non committment by some of those.. I wouldn't be surprised at anything. Maybe Aaron is different.
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    Nov 08, 2007 5:06 PM GMT
    You wear glasses?!?!?!?!
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    Nov 08, 2007 5:26 PM GMT
    Well, please let us know what your roommate says. I hate it when I dont get to hear "the rest of the story." ... icon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 08, 2007 5:29 PM GMT
    Yes McGay... i wear glasses. So think actually that if u have normal vision and you put them on you can see dead people.

    And i will indeed keep everyone posted, not only on my room mates reaction, but also what i plan to do cause i'm still at a loss.

  • MarkX

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    Nov 08, 2007 6:41 PM GMT
    Hey, [Roomy], do you know anyone in Worthinton...?"

    Hey, [Roomy], the strangest thing happened after you left for work..."

    Hey, [Roomy], I got the hottest blow of my life this morning..."


    I like the glasses. What is it about glasses on a hot guy that adds that soft and intellectual layer?
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    Nov 08, 2007 6:50 PM GMT
    Mark... the last one doesnt apply. I sent my room mates gentleman caller on his way. I'm not easy like my room mate.

    I forgot that i had a pic of me in my glasses on my profile LOL
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    Nov 08, 2007 6:56 PM GMT
    yeah, but you could pull his leg and see his reaction first. ... icon_eek.gif ... icon_lol.gif ... work it!
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    Nov 08, 2007 7:12 PM GMT
    "would you like a bl*w j*b?"

    Correct response: icon_twisted.gif 'Yeah, normally I would but right now I have a case of the clap and theres all this ooozzing stuff down there... But the doc says it should be cleared up in about 10 days and I can put you down for 7am on Friday the 13th." as you reach for your PDA or date book. icon_twisted.gif

    icon_eek.gif As for the next time you walk in on him on the couch: Go to the kitchen, pick up a fork, go back out into the living room, sit down in a chair acroos the room, and say "Hello; I'm SR, nice weather we're having today huh?" as you dig into your Chipotle. Act totally natural like it doesn't bother you and you are just going to sit down in the room and read a magasine. icon_cool.gif

    Embarrase the hell out of him a couple times and he will get the picture.

    icon_lol.gif Actually there probably are worse ways to wake up than to have a stranger offering you a blowjob... icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 08, 2007 7:24 PM GMT
    HA HA HA HA IT you come through again...

    Although i woke up to my alarm on my phone, and had been awake for a little bit before the knock at the door.

    AANNNDDD If u saw my room mate (WHO is on Gay.com... in columbus, ohio) you wouldnt want to be anywhere near him while he is being felated... and you certainly wouldnt want to be eating!