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    May 17, 2009 6:36 PM GMT
    to that b***h that stepped on the back of my brand new sandals and ripping it and didn't even say sorry-i curse you---icon_twisted.gif today at the festival i hope your vagina rots and falls off.
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    May 17, 2009 7:33 PM GMT
    To all the anal leakers who can't get out of the f*cking passing lane, who drive the same speed alongside the right lane traffic: I curse thee to spend an eternity in the airport cellphone lot, waiting for an arrival that never does.

    To the all the nose pickers who speed up in the passing lane when I attempt to pass them on the right after being stuck behind them for 20 minutes: I curse thee to an off-ramp terminating in a railroad crossing with the gates perpetually down.
  • Rookz

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    May 17, 2009 7:46 PM GMT
    To you fat bicycle tire (I have reduced it over the years) that's still lingering around my waist, you better watch get on out of here for I am trying to scuplt you down! I do have upper abs but you ARE going to go away!

    To all those women SUV drivers out there, you cows should be driving your soccer mom cars for you can't drive for SHIT on SUVs!
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    May 17, 2009 8:16 PM GMT
    Shit. I thought the thread read "Drop your pants here"

    Since I'm here ... to those flying squirrels that decided to nest in my crawl space: the humane capture and release traps were too good for you. I capture you, then drive you bastards miles away from my home only to have you return a day later.

    But I was able to seal you out, and now you big-eyed marvels of nature jump around outside of my house all night looking for a new entryway. I'm warning you. The next time, I won't be so friendly.

    fucking squirrels.
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    May 17, 2009 8:27 PM GMT
    Yeah fucking squirrels!

    (Even if I've never met one)

    And to all humans, I hate you!
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    May 17, 2009 8:55 PM GMT
    mickeytopogigio saidTo all the anal leakers who can't get out of the f*cking passing lane, who drive the same speed alongside the right lane traffic: I curse thee to spend an eternity in the airport cellphone lot, waiting for an arrival that never does.

    To the all the nose pickers who speed up in the passing lane when I attempt to pass them on the right after being stuck behind them for 20 minutes: I curse thee to an off-ramp terminating in a railroad crossing with the gates perpetually down.


    The Automobile: facilitating anal-cranial inversion since 1908.
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    May 17, 2009 9:00 PM GMT
    lol keep em coming
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    May 17, 2009 9:20 PM GMT
    To all the people in chat who can not speak because I am too old, I spit at thee...

    To all the people in chat who can not speak to me beause they think I am trying to hook up with them, I defy thee.....

    To all the people who love to drink, think and sit down at Starbucks, I send the Caribou Buck antlers to gouge thee.......

    To those who have been removed from my friends list, I have mourned you..........

    To those who would see this as a cloaked rant, I laugh at thee.......

    To those who think credibility= +1000 posts, I scoff at thee....


    Haha...that was fun, I really could go on with the "at thees....wow and I feel pretty uplifted now...Thanks.

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    May 18, 2009 12:53 AM GMT
    To the herds of stupid drunk cunts that waddle at a snails pace down Halsted while blocking the sidewalk with your jiggly fat asses walking side by side after the Cubs game. I want to smash a 40 ouncer over your heads, gut you with the broken bottle and tap dance in your spilled innards.
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    May 18, 2009 12:55 AM GMT
    I hate that Guerrilla Sodomite never opens his door when I drunkenly knock on it at 4:30 AM.

    And after lugging all the equipment with me, too.
  • jgymnast733

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    May 18, 2009 1:03 AM GMT
    I hate,hate,hate it when-
    someone drag's there feet while there walking..UUUHHHGGGG
    And
    When someone call's me and then tells me to wait, while they finish up there conversation with someone else.GGGGrrrrrrrrrr
    And
    When you hold the door for someone[basic good manners], and the person your holding it for doesnt bother to say a simple thank you..HHHHHhhhhhh
    And
    How some parents dont take the time to teach their wild ass kids how to behave in public..IT'S SHAMEFUL..YYYUUUGGHHH
    And
    What person in their right mind allows their daughters to go to school in STRIPPER/WHORE clothing.. I cant believe what i'm seeingicon_eek.gif
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    May 18, 2009 1:04 AM GMT
    ruggie saidI hate that Guerrilla Sodomite never opens his door when I drunkenly knock on it at 4:30 AM.

    And after lugging all the equipment with me, too.


    You can be drunk at my door at 4am, but God help you if you impede my progress walking down the sidewalk. Unless someone has an actual legitimate disability, walking too slowly on a public sidewalk, or even in a mall for that matter, should be punishable by death and/or torture including but not limited to waterboarding, genital mutilation, anal electrocution or the eating of Courtney Love's ass after a week long heroin and meth bender.
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    May 18, 2009 1:06 AM GMT
    naaa, feeling pretty chill at the moment (it´s the muscle relaxants)
  • mcwclewis

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    May 18, 2009 1:32 AM GMT
    I hate when people who pretend they're straight start texting me about giving me blowjobs and shit...


    Not the hot ones.... the other ones.
  • calibro

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    May 18, 2009 3:04 AM GMT
    To all the men who don't have the guts to at least tell you they're not interested in you, I hope I become famous and the bar story you tell your friends that you once went out with me, and they laugh thinking such a thing could ever be true.
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    May 18, 2009 3:31 AM GMT
    calibro saidTo all the men who don't have the guts to at least tell you they're not interested in you, I hope I become famous and the bar story you tell your friends that you once went out with me, and they laugh thinking such a thing could ever be true.


    [starts slow clap]

    I definitely going to use this as my rant for all future ranting.
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    May 18, 2009 3:36 AM GMT
    I keep reading it as "drop your pants here"..

    calibro saidTo all the men who don't have the guts to at least tell you they're not interested in you, I hope I become famous and the bar story you tell your friends that you once went out with me, and they laugh thinking such a thing could ever be true.

    and what of the men who tell you they are interested in you?
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    May 18, 2009 3:52 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidI keep reading it as "drop your pants here"..

    calibro saidTo all the men who don't have the guts to at least tell you they're not interested in you, I hope I become famous and the bar story you tell your friends that you once went out with me, and they laugh thinking such a thing could ever be true.

    and what of the men who tell you they are interested in you?


    I take holiday in Sydney and spend the whole trip strapped to a bed.
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    May 18, 2009 3:54 AM GMT
    I leave work at the amusement park to find someone backed onto my rear bumper and someone who parked next to me left a huge scratch in my driver door. icon_evil.gif We need better parking.
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    May 18, 2009 4:16 AM GMT
    calibro said
    lilTanker saidI keep reading it as "drop your pants here"..

    calibro saidTo all the men who don't have the guts to at least tell you they're not interested in you, I hope I become famous and the bar story you tell your friends that you once went out with me, and they laugh thinking such a thing could ever be true.

    and what of the men who tell you they are interested in you?


    I take holiday in Sydney and spend the whole trip strapped to a bed.

    Rawr icon_twisted.gif
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    May 18, 2009 4:33 AM GMT
    ...To all of the inconsiderate bathroom stall hogs, that sit in there on the single working toilet and carry on a phone or text conversation or play some stupid fucking game on your "crackberry"...."I wave my private parts at your aunties." .... and shit in your direction and hope your battery dies when you really need it! icon_eek.gif

  • May 18, 2009 6:13 AM GMT
    To you drunken messes who were supposedly my friends, then shared weird lies about me being a creepy lech' behind my back and making future interaction awkward, go straight to hell.
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    May 18, 2009 6:18 AM GMT
    ErikTaurean saidTo all the people in chat who can not speak because I am too old, I spit at thee...

    To all the people in chat who can not speak to me beause they think I am trying to hook up with them, I defy thee.....

    To all the people who love to drink, think and sit down at Starbucks, I send the Caribou Buck antlers to gouge thee.......

    To those who have been removed from my friends list, I have mourned you..........

    To those who would see this as a cloaked rant, I laugh at thee.......

    To those who think credibility= +1000 posts, I scoff at thee....


    Haha...that was fun, I really could go on with the "at thees....wow and I feel pretty uplifted now...Thanks.



    Hunny Bun...you need some Vanilla Ice-cream!!
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    May 18, 2009 7:23 AM GMT
    if you're gonna bail on plans. just call and say so. i don't want a "click ...'voicemail'" and no answer. just call. fuck texting. be a real person[notabitch/pussy] and say you don't feel like doing whatever activity.
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    May 18, 2009 9:52 AM GMT
    To all the error messages I get when trying to install/do something on my computer.....and the countless hours spent on the phone with tech support staff that I can't understand them..........eat shit and die.

    To the antiperspitant/deoderant makers.....why the hell do I still sweat and stink?

    To that fucking jelly fish who bite me and caused me to cry in front of all those sexy men on the beach.......I hope you get washed up onto shore and die a painful death.