9/11 Conspiracy theory fatigue

  • NickoftheNort...

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    May 24, 2009 9:43 AM GMT
    With the many syndromes and conditions we identify and certify, I would like to suggest one:

    9/11 Conspiracy theory fatigue

    Symptoms:extreme apathy to any and all "shocking" news, whether or not the news in question warrants any consideration; a loss of hope in humanity's future as the oh-so-human need to be the "one" who knows more than the "sheeple" spreads; and, a desire to withdraw from the rest of the human species.

    Causes: intelligensia and would-be-intellectual college students expanding on the know-it-all'ness of their youth; attention whores who love the cult-like following of falsely-empowered young persons.

    Cures: there are no known cures at this time; given the continued existence of Holocaust denying, belief in the "authenticity" of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, and Roswell (and many other beliefs), it is unlikely that the causes of 9/11 Conspiracy theory fatigue will dissipate anytime soon; prepare for the long haul.

    Treatment: turning off your Internet connection and enjoying a cone of ice-cream out in the summer weather (while keeping your distance from known conspiracy theorists).
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    May 24, 2009 10:42 AM GMT
    I had some kind of news-related fatigue, but unplugging my TV seemed to resolve that.
    I think other peoples' driving causes my loss of hope for humanity....but I find cursing is therapeutic, if not a cure.
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    May 24, 2009 1:04 PM GMT
    NickoftheNorth said

    Treatment: turning off your Internet connection and enjoying a cone of ice-cream out in the summer weather (while keeping your distance from known conspiracy theorists).


    I wish I could... I really wish I could. Help me...

    Say, is that cookie icecream?
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    May 24, 2009 4:20 PM GMT
    9/11 conspiracy theories are so yesterday even though that zeitgeist video is still popular .. there are much newer conspiracy diseases (ODS) to laugh at:


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    May 24, 2009 4:36 PM GMT
    lmfao...icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    May 24, 2009 4:55 PM GMT
    Yah, huh, Nick. Hear hear.
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    May 24, 2009 5:59 PM GMT