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boxerbriefs61... Posts: 14	May 24, 2009 11:14 PM GMT Ok i WILL EXPLAIN THE GAME IS SIMPLY JUST CHOOSE BETWEEN TWO options and make another two options to be responded by another member: Here's mine: being blind or deaf? As you see the options doesn't have to be nice ones they can be both terrible options but you have to choose between one of them and then put your two options Got it? then have fun.

TrowelMonger Posts: 626	May 24, 2009 11:22 PM GMT Deaf. Giant ass or huge ear lobes?
boxerbriefs61... Posts: 14	May 24, 2009 11:27 PM GMT ass hahaha die by fire or die from drowning?
TrowelMonger Posts: 626	May 25, 2009 2:59 AM GMT Depends on the temperature of the fire. If I was incinerated immediatly, then fire. If it took the same amount of time to die, drowning. Have a dragon (classic kind) or a gryphon to ride?
boxerbriefs61... Posts: 14	May 25, 2009 4:05 AM GMT dragon really tall or really short?
Hidden member	May 25, 2009 4:14 AM GMT Really TALL... A 12 inch cock or a 5 incher? ( hard of course!)
emailaddress Posts: 181	May 25, 2009 4:18 AM GMT TheGuyNextDoor saidReally TALL... A 12 inch cock or a 5 incher? ( hard of course!) 12 inch, of course Donald Trump's hair or Liza Minnelli's pussy?
Hidden member	May 25, 2009 7:08 AM GMT Can't it be Donald's trump money? I guess his hair! Marry a woman, or takes (and follow) vow of celibacy?
emailaddress Posts: 181	May 25, 2009 7:14 AM GMT marry a woman for sure, easy, a faghag is still considerred as a woman these days! Ok, Donald trump's money or Karl Hardwick's body?
ErikTaurean Posts: 1582	May 25, 2009 7:29 AM GMT No brainer-Donald Trump's Money Marriage license or Civil Union certificate?
emailaddress Posts: 181	May 25, 2009 7:38 AM GMT ErikTaurean saidNo brainer-Donald Trump's Money Marriage license or Civil Union certificate? since I am marrying a woman, Marriage license. Hang out with your favorite porn star for a night, or Hang out with Samatha Jones/lady Gaga for a night ?
ErikTaurean Posts: 1582	May 25, 2009 9:09 AM GMT Again, a no brainer-Lady Gaga Flame War or Intelligent debate?
Hidden member	May 25, 2009 9:20 AM GMT ErikTaurean saidAgain, a no brainer-Lady Gaga Flame War or Intelligent debate? Intelligent debate, followed by a rough play in the sack... a little from column A or a little from column B?
hoo4u Posts: 118	May 25, 2009 10:55 AM GMT Some from column A and some from column B. Chinese restaurant rules. Good looks or intelligence?
emailaddress Posts: 181	May 25, 2009 10:56 AM GMT good looks for sure, Ford or Holden?
boxerbriefs61... Posts: 14	May 25, 2009 3:02 PM GMT ford a body of a bodybuilder but stupid or really skinny and smart?
Clarkj39 Posts: 230	May 25, 2009 3:46 PM GMT Skinny and smart. Hit every red light for the rest of your life or Always be wrong?
TrowelMonger Posts: 626	May 25, 2009 3:59 PM GMT Clarkj39 saidSkinny and smart. Hit every red light for the rest of your life or Always be wrong? Red lights... ill just walk or bike Powerful and rich or able to fly?
boxerbriefs61... Posts: 14	May 25, 2009 4:11 PM GMT able to fly dick size: long and skinny or short and thick?
AlexGuess Posts: 80	May 25, 2009 8:07 PM GMT Long and skinny, (I don't need to change my dick size though TeeHee) rich and unhappy? or poor and happy?
ErikTaurean Posts: 1582	May 25, 2009 8:29 PM GMT poor and happy Don't have to work and live in Alaska OR Have to work and live Southern Florida?
Chaos444 Posts: 500	May 25, 2009 8:44 PM GMT Alaska fer sure, i could never live where hurricanes are common and the humidity is so bad. Join the brotherhood or join the X-men?
Medic911 Posts: 130	May 25, 2009 8:52 PM GMT X-Men.... No doubt about it. So much unique power in one group of individuals. Learn to speak Russian? OR Learn to fix cars?
Clarkj39 Posts: 230	May 25, 2009 8:58 PM GMT Medic911 said Learn to speak Russian? OR Learn to fix cars? Speak Russian. Always give bad advice OR Always follow bad advice?
Hidden member	May 25, 2009 9:03 PM GMT Invisible! Think of all the sex you'd be able to see! Lots of money or perfect body?
sarmorgh Posts: 30	May 25, 2009 9:18 PM GMT perfect body. Lose a hand or lose a foot
Hidden member	May 25, 2009 9:22 PM GMT definitely lose a foot LA or New York?
Chaos444 Posts: 500	May 25, 2009 9:34 PM GMT NY with out a doubt Be an assassin in ancient china, or modern day
Clarkj39 Posts: 230	May 25, 2009 9:36 PM GMT chaos444 saidNY with out a doubt Be an assassin in ancient china, or modern day Modern day...few people have been getting on my nerves lately Immerse your body in a bathtub of cockroaches -OR- dive naked head first into a pool of chewing tobacco spit?
iwantmoore198... Posts: 7	May 25, 2009 10:05 PM GMT Ew, I guess the chewing tobacco spit. Have sex with Marilyn Manson or Eva Mendes?
TrowelMonger Posts: 626	May 25, 2009 11:56 PM GMT iwantmoore1987 saidEw, I guess the chewing tobacco spit. Have sex with Marilyn Manson or Eva Mendes? Definantly MENDES! Have sex with Pavel Novotny or Brad Pitt?
ErikTaurean Posts: 1582	May 26, 2009 12:28 AM GMT TrowelMonger said iwantmoore1987 saidEw, I guess the chewing tobacco spit. Have sex with Marilyn Manson or Eva Mendes? Definantly MENDES! Have sex with Pavel Novotny or Brad Pitt? Both options are straight men, so a big NOT... Robert Gant or Darryl Stephens? Both are out, gay actors.
SwimRN Posts: 37	May 26, 2009 12:30 AM GMT Robert Gant. Brad Pitt is straight but he was atleast against Prop 8 Be completely hairless or albino
Rockbiter Posts: 41	May 26, 2009 12:45 AM GMT If I choose BOTH can I be Powder and have his powers? Burp at the end of every sentence or have a laugh like a 12 year old school girl? VS.
mickeytopogig... Posts: 2614	May 26, 2009 12:52 AM GMT Laugh like a little girl. Nail fungus or jock itch?
Hidden member	May 26, 2009 12:57 AM GMT if i'm blind, do i have the option to be like Daredevil blind?
TheIStrat Posts: 1777	May 26, 2009 1:03 AM GMT Nail fungus. explosive diarrhea or gohnorrhea?
TrowelMonger Posts: 626	May 26, 2009 1:11 AM GMT TheIStrat saidNail fungus. explosive diarrhea or gohnorrhea? explosive diarrhea as long as it didn't last forever. PS Pavel Novotny isn't straight, is he? I think he is classified as bi but whatever..
GuiltyGear Posts: 5940	May 26, 2009 1:24 AM GMT Ok, I'm all for creative posting so I think the guy above is asking me to choose between being straight or bi.......ooooooooh dear. I choose death. a muscular man or a ripped man (no need to thank me guy below).
Hidden member	May 26, 2009 1:27 AM GMT haha, ripped man. parkinson's disease or alzheimer's disease?
ErikTaurean Posts: 1582	May 26, 2009 1:28 AM GMT Ok, I won't thank you..... Muscular The Amazing Race OR Big Brother?
SILVERFOX1 Posts: 1693	May 26, 2009 1:30 AM GMT Amazing Race :"Guy above you" threads or "Israel/Palestinian" Threads
Hidden member	May 26, 2009 1:37 AM GMT silverfox1 saidAmazing Race :"Guy above you" threads or "Israel/Palestinian" Threads Guy above you threads. At least if the ignorance is present, it's hidden amidst LOLing and blushing smilies. Having the Olympic Fanfare play whenever you enter a room, or Don't Stop Believin?
Clarkj39 Posts: 230	May 26, 2009 1:40 AM GMT aerovaulter said silverfox1 said Having the Olympic Fanfare play whenever you enter a room, or Don't Stop Believin? Don't Stop Believin for sure! Choose to see your future (without being able to change it) -OR- know everyone else's future and not be able to tell them?
boxerbriefs61... Posts: 14	May 26, 2009 2:29 AM GMT know everyone else's future and not be able to tell them Being able to fly or able to read minds?
Hidden member	May 26, 2009 2:30 AM GMT boxerbriefs619 saidknow everyone else's future and not be able to tell them Being able to fly or able to read minds? Flying, hands down. Only being able to speak in a whisper or yell for the rest of your life?
SILVERFOX1 Posts: 1693	May 26, 2009 2:45 AM GMT YELL! You being Gorgeous with a so so looking boyfriend or having a gorgeous boyfriend and you looking so so.
SwimRN Posts: 37	May 26, 2009 2:53 AM GMT Me being gorgeous with a so so looking boyfriend. The Ability to Stop Time, or the Ability to Go Back in Time?
triniboy Posts: 232	May 26, 2009 3:13 AM GMT SwimRN saidMe being gorgeous with a so so looking boyfriend. The Ability to Stop Time, or the Ability to Go Back in Time? Go back in time... right some wrongs. 'Rule the world tyranically and alone' or 'A life of servitude bettering the world'
TrowelMonger Posts: 626	May 26, 2009 3:13 AM GMT GuiltyGear said Ok, I'm all for creative posting so I think the guy above is asking me to choose between being straight or bi.......ooooooooh dear. I choose death. a muscular man or a ripped man (no need to thank me guy below). Crap sorry no I was referring to a previous post about a pornstar pavel novotny- I forgot to ask another question, my bad. To the person above me... Stop time. Fiddeling with the past would get way too dangerous. Edit dam too slow. As long as I wasn't a lone servitude I guess. I might regret it though. Very strong or very quick (not super human)?
pedroc954 Posts: 335	May 26, 2009 3:17 AM GMT Very Strong. Everywhere on the head and body: Hair or no hair
TrowelMonger Posts: 626	May 26, 2009 3:27 AM GMT pedroc954 saidVery Strong. Everywhere on the head and body: Hair or no hair No hair. Hair in your eye balls would be painful. Shot in the face or shot in the heart.
triniboy Posts: 232	May 26, 2009 3:44 AM GMT shot in the heart. He-Man or Lyno (Thundercats)?
Hidden member	May 26, 2009 4:06 AM GMT He-Man Big, Round, Muscular Ass or smallish, tight Ass ?
SILVERFOX1 Posts: 1693	May 26, 2009 4:09 AM GMT Big round muscular Pretty Woman the song or Pretty Woman the movie
triniboy Posts: 232	May 26, 2009 4:14 AM GMT Song Fallout 3 or Resident Evil 5?
soulmates4lif... Posts: 90	May 26, 2009 4:14 AM GMT Pretty Woman the movie! Stretching/warming up before and after workout, or none at all!?!
Hidden member	May 26, 2009 4:17 AM GMT Stretching for sure..! Topping the rest of your life or bottoming?
triniboy Posts: 232	May 26, 2009 4:31 AM GMT Top. I am not man enough to bottom Nude beach or Nude resort?
TrowelMonger Posts: 626	May 26, 2009 5:42 AM GMT triniboy saidTop. I am not man enough to bottom Nude beach or Nude resort? beach... at least I am not stuck there with them if something really akward happens (like getting a little excited). Dick chopped off or arms chopped off?
charlitos Posts: 2665	May 26, 2009 8:01 AM GMT NONE!
Hidden member	May 26, 2009 9:27 PM GMT TrowelMonger said Dick chopped off or arms chopped off? My dick. I couldn't play the piano very well with my penis now could I? Allergic to gluten, or allergic to chocolate?
pedroc954 Posts: 335	May 26, 2009 9:43 PM GMT Allergic to gluten! World Peace or Feed the Hungry?
rankoutsider Posts: 153	May 26, 2009 9:45 PM GMT World peace. that would lead to feeding the hungry right? Well liked or well respected?
Hidden member	May 26, 2009 9:47 PM GMT well respected Fat and handsome Muscular and ugly
boxerbriefs61... Posts: 14	May 26, 2009 10:40 PM GMT hmmmm. fat and cute super strong or super fast?
Hidden member	May 26, 2009 10:46 PM GMT boxerbriefs619 saidhmmmm. fat and cute super strong or super fast? super fast boxers or briefs?
TheIStrat Posts: 1777	May 26, 2009 10:48 PM GMT Briefs. Corn or rice?
Gilly Posts: 55	May 26, 2009 10:53 PM GMT Rice hmmm... Rich and Lonely or Poor and Loved
blue_ahli Posts: 95	May 26, 2009 10:58 PM GMT poor and loved Cubism or Impressionism?
Niceguy89 Posts: 214	May 26, 2009 11:06 PM GMT impressionism for sure!! oprah or Dr. Phil
TheIStrat Posts: 1777	May 26, 2009 11:08 PM GMT Niceguy89 saidimpressionism for sure!! oprah or Dr. Phil Oprah. I get a free car. Steak or Lambs
iwantmoore198... Posts: 7	May 27, 2009 12:46 AM GMT Lamb. Beer or shooters?
Clarkj39 Posts: 230	May 27, 2009 12:51 AM GMT iwantmoore1987 said Beer or shooters? Beer for sure. Would you rather be forced to listen to Hannah Montana or Heidi Montag for the rest of your life?
pedroc954 Posts: 335	May 27, 2009 1:55 AM GMT As painful as it would be: Hannah Montana Sports Car or SUV?
Chaos444 Posts: 500	May 27, 2009 3:12 AM GMT sports car stick a finger into Paris Hiltons va-j-j or Perez hiltons ass
pedroc954 Posts: 335	May 27, 2009 3:30 AM GMT LOL...good one...scary but good! Paris Hilton vagina for sure! preference: cut or uncut?
qbanjock Posts: 178	May 27, 2009 3:30 AM GMT chaos444 saidsports car stick a finger into Paris Hiltons va-j-j or Perez hiltons ass Perez Hiltons ass.... Would you rather be Mario Lopez or Ryan Seacrest
Hidden member	May 27, 2009 4:44 AM GMT Mario Lopez!!! Would you rather find David Beckham or Collin Ferrel in your bed?
SILVERFOX1 Posts: 1693	May 27, 2009 4:49 AM GMT Beckham Tennis or racquetball
Gilly Posts: 55	May 27, 2009 5:26 AM GMT Tennis Running or Swimming
ErikTaurean Posts: 1582	May 27, 2009 8:22 AM GMT Swimming Volunteer time or give money?
Hidden member	May 27, 2009 11:05 AM GMT Give money Living in the times of Pharos or Romans?
boxerbriefs61... Posts: 14	May 27, 2009 11:36 PM GMT romans Having sex with a celebrity and never talking to them again or being their best friend and never able to have sex with them?
Hidden member	May 27, 2009 11:45 PM GMT Being the best friend most definitely. Lot of money; no life OR Just enough money to get by; have a life. (social)
iwantmoore198... Posts: 7	May 28, 2009 12:39 AM GMT Having just enough is fine for me, I need my friends. Doing Vegas with Lady Gaga or Katy Perry?
Chaos444 Posts: 500	May 28, 2009 12:44 AM GMT thats like asking if a cripple can beat the Jamaican track team in sprinting. Gaga fer sure find out you're out of milk when making mac-n-cheese or no chocolate chips after you have made your cookie dough
Hidden member	May 28, 2009 12:51 AM GMT chaos444 saidthats like asking if a cripple can beat the Jamaican track team in sprinting. Gaga fer sure find out you're out of milk when making mac-n-cheese or no chocolate chips after you have made your cookie dough I love mac-n-cheese so definitely the chocolate chip thinger. Orange Creamsickle or Fruit smoothie?
Hidden member	May 28, 2009 12:58 AM GMT fruit smoothies for sure strawberries or mango
Runsupport Posts: 164	May 28, 2009 1:16 AM GMT Strawberries!!! I hate mango. No more clean water or no more clean air?
SILVERFOX1 Posts: 1693	May 28, 2009 2:13 AM GMT no more clean omg who can choose? Ok I need WATER! Nadal or Federer
Hidden member	May 28, 2009 8:42 AM GMT Nadal Drinking Fat or Drinking Breast Milk?? (ew for both) i wudnt do any (secret answer wud be: die)
Gilly Posts: 55	May 28, 2009 8:57 AM GMT ill drink from the tit... give me breast milk Snowboarding or Skiing
ErikTaurean Posts: 1582	May 28, 2009 9:05 AM GMT Gilly1202 saidill drink from the tit... give me breast milk Snowboarding or Skiing Skiing any day. Marathon or Iron Man race?
SILVERFOX1 Posts: 1693	May 28, 2009 11:53 AM GMT Marathon (please don't make me swim in the ocean or a lake) Piercing or tattoo
Hidden member	May 28, 2009 12:59 PM GMT Tattoo Husband or Boy Friend
Hidden member	May 28, 2009 1:01 PM GMT BF Shaving off one eyebrow or getting kicked in the balls.
Hidden member	May 28, 2009 1:03 PM GMT Shave one eyebrow. Pepsi or coke?
Christian16 Posts: 90	May 28, 2009 1:04 PM GMT Coke Trapped in a room of black widow spiders..or camel spiders? (look them up lol)
Hidden member	May 28, 2009 7:35 PM GMT Thats a toughy!!! I hate spiders either way!! so no matter!! Small Pox or Leper?
iwantmoore198... Posts: 7	May 28, 2009 10:46 PM GMT Small pox Be a stripper or pornstar?
jarhead5536 Posts: 1255	May 28, 2009 10:48 PM GMT Stripper. Republican or Libertarian?
fake_palindro... Posts: 41	May 28, 2009 10:50 PM GMT Republican sleep with Nancy Pelosi or Ann Coulter
Balljunkie Posts: 584	May 28, 2009 10:53 PM GMT Nancy Pelosi. Live on a deserted island or in space
Hidden member	May 28, 2009 10:58 PM GMT On both i'll be alone... atleast on the island i'll get a good tan.. so i choose island Stop this thread or continue it
boxerbriefs61... Posts: 14	May 29, 2009 12:31 AM GMT continue it dog or cat?
Chaos444 Posts: 500	May 29, 2009 12:41 AM GMT boxerbriefs619 saidcontinue it dog or cat? cat fur sure (see my profiles to see my kitten haha) South park or family guy
CollegeGuy200... Posts: 31	May 29, 2009 12:45 AM GMT Family guy any day. I love the theme song too. Whiskey or gin?
ErikTaurean Posts: 1582	May 29, 2009 12:48 AM GMT CollegeGuy2009 saidFamily guy any day. I love the theme song too. Whiskey or gin? hmmm-Gin, makes me talk Stadium concert or Intimate acoustical dive concert?
Hidden member	May 29, 2009 1:08 AM GMT STADIUM CONCERT!!! Choose something to live without: Internet or never listening to music again.
Chaos444 Posts: 500	May 29, 2009 1:10 AM GMT Never live with music again would you rather initiate the first kiss or let him
Hidden member	May 29, 2009 1:12 AM GMT initiate the kiss. Los Angeles Angels or do you still call them Anaheim Angels
Hidden member	May 29, 2009 1:40 AM GMT LA Angles Biceps or Butts
Chaos444 Posts: 500	May 29, 2009 2:07 AM GMT TheGuyNextDoor saidLA Angles Biceps or Butts biceps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yum chewy ganola bat or crunchy?
Hidden member	May 29, 2009 2:20 AM GMT Crunchy granola bar (healthier) Halloween or Christmas?
ErikTaurean Posts: 1582	May 29, 2009 2:23 AM GMT Fishfriend saidCrunchy granola bar (healthier) Halloween or Christmas? Hmmm....I know Halloween is the high holiday of gaydom, but I pick Christmas Gym membership Or Gym at home?
Hidden member	May 29, 2009 2:27 AM GMT Gym at home. Spell your name (if it was Eric/Erik) with a C or a K? haha
boilerup_82 Posts: 116	May 29, 2009 2:34 AM GMT with a k have the intelligence of britney spears or paris hilton?
SILVERFOX1 Posts: 1693	May 29, 2009 2:40 AM GMT boilerup_82 saidwith a k have the intelligence of britney spears or paris hilton? Britney Drink a glass of sour milk or eat a rancid steak
Balljunkie Posts: 584	May 29, 2009 6:04 AM GMT I am vegetarian and lactose intolerant. Damn...that is hard. I guess the sour milk. Who would you fuck: Glenn Beck or Dick Cheney?
Hidden member	May 29, 2009 7:10 AM GMT Glenn Beck is more tolerable!! Watching for the rest of ur life: F.R.I.E.N.D.S or Listening for the rest of ur life: A song u like (not ur favourite)
Hidden member	May 29, 2009 7:21 AM GMT Friends...at least they had 10 seasons of shows. Appear naked on the Price is Right or sex with Drew Carey?
Hidden member	May 29, 2009 8:02 AM GMT Naked on Price is Right! This is something new!! Sex with me?? or Making out with me!! LOL just kidding!!
ErikTaurean Posts: 1582	May 29, 2009 8:05 AM GMT making out...I'm ole fashion that way.... Dinner and a movie Or picnic in the park?
Hidden member	May 29, 2009 10:55 AM GMT Picnic in the Park! iPhone 3G or Blackberry?
Hidden member	May 29, 2009 11:23 AM GMT iPhone 3G! Of course... Buying an iPhone 3G right now OR Waiting to buy until Apple releases the new iPhone later this year?
Hidden member	May 29, 2009 12:57 PM GMT Waiting for the new iPhone... Selling your second iPhone 3G for a $100. like you did with the first model or Keeping it as a collector's item?
Hidden member	May 29, 2009 1:15 PM GMT collector's item.. Ann Coulter or Anita Bryant
blue_ahli Posts: 95	May 29, 2009 1:48 PM GMT ann coulter whey protein or egg whites?
Hidden member	May 29, 2009 2:06 PM GMT Egg whites Power boat or Sailboat?
Hidden member	May 29, 2009 2:31 PM GMT Sail Boat Isohunt or BtJunkie!
qbanjock Posts: 178	Nov 03, 2009 6:42 PM GMT ISOHUNT.. I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL THAT IS BUT ILL GO WITH THAT... BUFF OR CUT
Pianist Posts: 165	Nov 03, 2009 7:48 PM GMT Cut. Red or blue?
Hidden member	Nov 03, 2009 8:10 PM GMT Blue. Dark Chocolate or Milk?
Hidden member	Nov 03, 2009 8:12 PM GMT Dark, it's better for you. Whitney or Mariah?
runner511 Posts: 15	Nov 03, 2009 8:17 PM GMT Milk Choc Pierced Nipple or Pierced Lip
collegekid200... Posts: 183	Nov 03, 2009 8:20 PM GMT Used to have both, but since my Dad ripped out my left nipple ring, I'll choose pierced lip! Stabbed in the back by your best friend or getting your heart broken by the love of your life?
TheIStrat Posts: 1777	Nov 03, 2009 8:24 PM GMT Betrayed by your best friend? Unable to see or unable to feel anythign
Mycro Posts: 107	Nov 03, 2009 8:26 PM GMT I would pick never being able to see again. Feeling is too important. Would you rather never have a TV or never have a microwave?
Celticmusl Posts: 988	Nov 03, 2009 8:33 PM GMT Microwave. Gurlfren or Sista'fren
Hidden member	Nov 03, 2009 8:45 PM GMT Gurlfen. I think. I'm not too sure what that means. Genital warts or Oral warts?
Hidden member	Nov 03, 2009 9:44 PM GMT why did I get the shitty one? Can I choose neither? ew... Black Tea w/ Raspberry or Green Tea w/Mint
c0nz Posts: 68	Nov 04, 2009 2:53 AM GMT cant stand mint,, so raspberry it is forever too cold, or forever too hot

Hidden member	Nov 04, 2009 2:55 AM GMT Ryan_Andrew saidwhy did I get the shitty one? Can I choose neither? ew... Black Tea w/ Raspberry or Green Tea w/Mint No! You have to choose one. Cheater.