Confession that I wish to murder a real jock in cold blood for the crime of intentional cuteness so repetitive it has become detestable.

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    Nov 12, 2007 12:32 AM GMT
    It's hard to say when I first started hating Hollywood713, the 23-year-old shirtless blond boy on the True ad.

    At first, I thought it was cute, the way he flirted with me on his camera. He shuffled by, casting a momentary glance my way. Then, he returned to serenade me, getting on his knees. I took this to be a subtle hint that he wanted me to jam my cock down his throat.

    But then he surprised me. Smiling that smile, he turned on some music and shook his ass at me, letting me know that the fellatio would be merely the prelude to a night of sodomy. Then, just as my penis began to look around for a condom, he stopped his performance, stuck out his tongue and shook his finger at me, shaming me for the very thoughts he provoked.

    I was mildly amused, although I think this amounted to cock-teasing. I doubt he ever had the intention to fuck my penis with his gyrating buttocks. But I smiled politely and applauded. "Very good!" I told him. After all, he's young. "By the way, who does your highlights?" I asked. Ha ha. All in good fun.

    A cock tease is a mild distraction in real life. But, here, one has little control over the appearance of such demons. It seemed that every time I looked at a profile on RJ or read a post in a forum, Hollywood713 showed up to taunt me. I became indifferent to his teasing overtures and then, after 10,000 repeats of the same behavior, I began to revile him.

    I started to notice small details. The hideous sofa. The half inch of his plaid boxer shorts visible during the hiney dance. I'd think about his face. I could tell he wants to be on an Abercrombie and Fitch shopping bag, but his face lacks the chilly austerity of those 21st-century Youth for Hitler who at once repulse and seduce me with their cruel unattainability and pretense to heterosexuality. They don't tease the cock. They freeze it at its hardest and then mount some Britney Spears wannabe right in front of you. I've seen this a thousand times. It's heartbreaking.

    But Hollywood713 is merely annoying, and always there. It's like being stalked by a gay gnat. No matter how much you click to swat him away, he comes back, grinning and darting his tongue out like the frog who wants to be kissed and turned into ....what?...that A&F boy.

    I've written letters to the True website. I've begged R&J to banish him. I've offered to do anything if they will get rid of him. But nothing ever changes. I am mocked every moment I am on this site. I want to flay his flesh and tear his scalp from his skull. I want to burn his shorts and break his wagging index finger with my own hands. I want to rip his tongue from his head.

    I want control of my own thoughts and time back. I.....need help, desperately.
  • HndsmKansan

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    Nov 12, 2007 12:46 AM GMT
    Well there Obscene, your something else! I noticed the same generalities, but I just ignored it after a time or two.

    Good assessment of the guy. I was thinking A&F as well. Cute, but we've all seen cute. Move on...LOL

    I've paid more attention to the "Energy drink" ads since.

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    Nov 12, 2007 12:54 AM GMT
    Prescription strength Firefox/Adblock will solve this problem.
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    Nov 12, 2007 1:00 AM GMT
    "Well there Obscene, your something else! I noticed the same generalities, but I just ignored it after a time or two. "


    Well, yeah, but you're lying around naked on a bench outside waiting for someone to feed you grapes.
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    Nov 12, 2007 1:01 AM GMT
    "Prescription strength Firefox/Adblock will solve this problem."

    What do dat be?
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    Nov 12, 2007 1:03 AM GMT
    He's mine--we have the same dance moves
  • Partclman

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    Nov 12, 2007 1:09 AM GMT
    Wait a second... this is actually an advertisement you're talking about? You mean you haven't tuned them out yet?icon_eek.gif
  • HndsmKansan

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    Nov 12, 2007 1:12 AM GMT
    And the grapes were fantastic....thanks...icon_razz.gif
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    Nov 12, 2007 1:16 AM GMT
    I love how you call my testicles grapes.
  • Timbales

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    Nov 12, 2007 3:07 AM GMT
    I'll help you dispose of the body.
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    Nov 12, 2007 3:13 AM GMT
    A friend will help you move. A real friend will help you move the body. ... icon_wink.gif
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    Nov 12, 2007 3:21 AM GMT
    Oh you poor suckers who have yet to download Firefox and the Adblocker add-on. I haven't seen an internet add in a long time.

    Although, it used to be that Adblocker would also block the profile pictures on the front page. Thankfully, that's no longer so.
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    Nov 12, 2007 3:55 AM GMT
    What what? I personally prefer to browse the web with lynx icon_biggrin.gif No distractions there!
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    Nov 12, 2007 4:19 AM GMT
    I use Firefox, but where is the add on?
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    Nov 12, 2007 4:37 AM GMT
    I found adblock plus. He's gone! He's really really gone!
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    Nov 12, 2007 5:15 AM GMT
    Let him come back..my job is marketing, I love ads.
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    Nov 12, 2007 5:56 AM GMT
    And I see your lead picture includes the marketer's usual subliminal allusion to the oversized phallus.
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    Nov 12, 2007 12:28 PM GMT
    Sounds to me that youre in love Obscene, in an obsesive way icon_cool.gif
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    Nov 12, 2007 2:23 PM GMT
    Please! I'd rather fuck an Abercrombie & Fitch shopping bag. Really, I would.

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  • HndsmKansan

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    Nov 12, 2007 3:28 PM GMT
    I have an old one I was about to throw out there Obscene...LOL
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    Nov 12, 2007 6:35 PM GMT
    Sloppy seconds with your A&F bag? Nooooooo.
  • HndsmKansan

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    Nov 12, 2007 6:38 PM GMT
    Nah, it provided temporary housing for a sale shirt
    But it does still have the "Fierce" smell if thats any help Obscene....icon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 12, 2007 6:55 PM GMT
    OWSloppy seconds with your A&F bag? Nooooooo


    I love OW's and McGay's senses of humor. They crack me up ... icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 12, 2007 7:07 PM GMT
    I just noticed this thread never made it to the opening page. I suspect the Real Jock boys are protecting their blond, butt-shaking twink from criticism.
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    Nov 12, 2007 7:28 PM GMT
    It's the advertising revenue that keeps this site free. You got the guy blocked. Be happy. Keep amusing us with your humor. But let's not push this. ... icon_wink.gif