How can I test if my son is gay?

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    May 29, 2009 5:42 AM GMT
    a test that finally tells you if your son is gay!

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090223130456AApiQM0
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    May 29, 2009 5:58 AM GMT
    At least there's a drug that guy can take to help him cope. icon_lol.gif

    http://www.commercialcloset.org/common/adlibrary/adlibrarydetails.cfm?QID=676&ClientID=11064

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    May 29, 2009 2:19 PM GMT
    This kid's dad is a real winner. Sound like my father and sister!
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    May 29, 2009 2:24 PM GMT
    Q:How can I test if my son is gay?

    I am worried my son might be gay. I want to get him checked. Isn't is possible to get a hormone check? A vocal cord check? Can't a doctor indicate if he is gay or not? My son has almost no muscles and narrow shoulders. He also has blue eyes. He talks in a very high voice and while he sings he sounds like a castrato. He tells me his voice is called tenor.

    How can I test if my son is gay?

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    There's a really simple test you can do at home.

    Get some vinegar, get some baking soda. Then make a big clay volcano. Then while this is erupting, if your son is too busy sucking a dick, hes gay.

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    hahahahaha, I know its completely rude, but I cant help myself, hahahahaha. That's the answer you get for this type of question.
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    May 29, 2009 2:39 PM GMT
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    May 29, 2009 2:42 PM GMT
    The wave of the future ! Just wait until someone comes up with the 'gay gene', parents all over the conservative world will be testing fetuses to in sure that such a gene is not present in their little one and who knows what they might do if they suspect it is... icon_rolleyes.gif
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    May 29, 2009 3:05 PM GMT
    IvesCardin08 saidQ:How can I test if my son is gay?

    I am worried my son might be gay. I want to get him checked. Isn't is possible to get a hormone check? A vocal cord check? Can't a doctor indicate if he is gay or not? My son has almost no muscles and narrow shoulders. He also has blue eyes. He talks in a very high voice and while he sings he sounds like a castrato. He tells me his voice is called tenor.

    How can I test if my son is gay?

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    A: Best Answer - Chosen by Voters

    There's a really simple test you can do at home.

    Get some vinegar, get some baking soda. Then make a big clay volcano. Then while this is erupting, if your son is too busy sucking a dick, hes gay.

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    hahahahaha, I know its completely rude, but I cant help myself, hahahahaha. That's the answer you get for this type of question.

    ^ Very funny
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    May 29, 2009 3:07 PM GMT
    IvesCardin08 saidQ:How can I test if my son is gay?

    I am worried my son might be gay. I want to get him checked. Isn't is possible to get a hormone check? A vocal cord check? Can't a doctor indicate if he is gay or not? My son has almost no muscles and narrow shoulders. He also has blue eyes. He talks in a very high voice and while he sings he sounds like a castrato. He tells me his voice is called tenor.

    How can I test if my son is gay?

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    A: Best Answer - Chosen by Voters

    There's a really simple test you can do at home.

    Get some vinegar, get some baking soda. Then make a big clay volcano. Then while this is erupting, if your son is too busy sucking a dick, hes gay.

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    hahahahaha, I know its completely rude, but I cant help myself, hahahahaha. That's the answer you get for this type of question.


    Ah Hahahaha this one's awesome!
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    May 29, 2009 3:08 PM GMT
    Touche I was going to be more graphic but you answered the question just fine.
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    May 29, 2009 3:08 PM GMT


    Oh crap that was hilarious IvesCardin!!

    omgomgomg *still laughing*

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    May 29, 2009 3:10 PM GMT
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    There's a really simple test you can do at home.

    Get some vinegar, get some baking soda. Then make a big clay volcano. Then while this is erupting, if your son is too busy sucking a dick, hes gay.

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    LOL. I laughed at this too. Awesome response!
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    May 29, 2009 3:28 PM GMT
    I find it truly sad that a parent would ask such a question and that a child is living through this nightmare.

    You know that this parent being the jerk that he is has subjected his son to bias.
    None of this funny find it disheartening. Chancess are the kid may not even be gay. He could just be a kid on the brink of puberty and just has not hit his stride.

    Some people should not be parents because they really know how to screw up a kid.

    I can find on humor in this when a child is involved.
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    May 29, 2009 5:02 PM GMT
    well, he does have blue eyes...
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    May 29, 2009 5:05 PM GMT
    That has to be one of the most stupid assed questions I've ever seen.
    That father ought to have his head examined... check his hormones???,
    his voice?? Good god...

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    May 29, 2009 5:39 PM GMT
    Blue eyes are a recessive trait, so daddy-o has 'em too.

    The only way for the demented father to know for sure if the son is gay, is to see if the little boy can get it hard enough to screw his father.

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    May 29, 2009 9:01 PM GMT
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    May 29, 2009 9:04 PM GMT
    I love the "Best Answer". One of the best things I've read all day.
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    May 29, 2009 9:21 PM GMT
    I hope you guys aren't taking this too seriously. I'd say a majority of those Yahoo questions are fabricated for the sake of humor.
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    May 29, 2009 9:27 PM GMT
    xrichx saidI hope you guys aren't taking this too seriously. I'd say a majority of those Yahoo questions are fabricated for the sake of humor.


    Whether or not the question was posed seriously is irrelevant. Most people are commenting on the smartass answer to the question.

    Additionally, although the author of the question may not have been serious, I've no doubt there are people in this world who feel some of the "conditions" described by said author could indeed provide evidence of someone's homosexuality and would pose similar questions.

    The humor is derived from the fact that we've all experienced peoples' blatant ignorance on the subject of homosexuality, and we can therefore relate.
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    May 29, 2009 9:35 PM GMT
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! LOL FOR FUCKING REAL! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
    I laughed so hard, so loud, for so long, the following happened:

    I farted

    I cried

    my face got red

    and my dog came check on me.

    I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard!!
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    May 29, 2009 10:07 PM GMT
    HAHAHA holy shit now thats what i call a good response icon_wink.gif
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    May 29, 2009 10:36 PM GMT
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    A: Best Answer - Chosen by Voters

    There's a really simple test you can do at home.

    Get some vinegar, get some baking soda. Then make a big clay volcano. Then while this is erupting, if your son is too busy sucking a dick, hes gay.

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    LOL. I laughed at this too. Awesome response!


    HAHAHA That also made me lol..
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    May 29, 2009 10:38 PM GMT
    I didn't know that you're gay if you have blue eyes..looks like I've been lyin to myself for the past 18 years icon_eek.gif Back to lovin the ladies
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    May 29, 2009 10:43 PM GMT

    The response was brilliant.

    But it chills to me to think that the question might have been serious. Any kid deserves to know he has his parents' support and unconditional love. I know people - including many on this site - endured rejection from their families because of their orientation. So I guess it's survivable. It just shouldn't have to be.
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    May 29, 2009 10:47 PM GMT
    Southpaw8 said
    although the author of the question may not have been serious, I've no doubt there are people in this world who feel some of the "conditions" described by said author could indeed provide evidence of someone's homosexuality and would pose similar questions.


    If the author wasn't serious, then I guess those people are exactly whom he was satirizing.

    OTOH, is it satire if it's just plain accurate?