GuerrillaSodomite saidObserving the straight male in his natural environment can be tricky and ofttimes perilous. If Jane Goodall, Diane Fossey and other noted primatologists have taught us anything, it is that direct eye contact can lead to violent confrontation. Such incidents can often be avoided if one pays attention to early warning signs that may include, but are not limited to, howling, chest thumping and poo flinging. If any of these behaviors are observed, immediately break eye contact, lower your head and back slowly away from the subject to a distance where it no longer feels you to be a threat. Further observation must be made on the sly and we suggest the use of an observational blind constructed of palm leaves, reeds, unused swiss balls, modular step platforms and/or gym mats.
So fucking funny! It is possible to read minds across the Internets?
It also might be possible to bring the subject in question a gift, perhaps a nice, long, hard banana.
Another tactic would be to throw the subject off-course as another poster mentioned with a compliment, "I just noticed your form and was trying to learn", "dude, how did you get so big"?