Accidently cut off cats tail, help!!!!

  • cowboyupnorth

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    Nov 13, 2007 2:45 AM GMT
    SMILE!!! :>)

    This was in the News yesterday. A Woman that lives in Galesburg was weed-eating her lawn. She accidentally cut off the tail of her favorite Cat.

    She rushed her Cat along with the tail over to the new Super Wal-Mart!

    You might ask, why Wal-Mart ?

    Wal-Mart is the largest Retailer in town !!!

  • iHavok

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    Nov 13, 2007 4:38 AM GMT
    thanks.
    i needed that tonight.
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    Nov 13, 2007 8:38 AM GMT
    oh wow. that's pretty corny.... lol.icon_smile.gif
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    Nov 13, 2007 11:49 AM GMT
    a guy i used to know was so elated when he got his letter of acceptance to college he jumped in the air and landed on his cat and killed it. a bitter sweet moment.
  • zakariahzol

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    Nov 13, 2007 12:06 PM GMT
    This is off topic.

    I wake up yesterday and found my kitten (my cat just deliver him) headless in front of my car pouch. It so gruesome , just like some scary Hollywood movie. The strange thing is that there's no blood spill and the head is no way to be found. As though he is kill somewhere else and then the dead carcass is brought infront of my car pouch.

    Latter on my friend at work told me , he probably was kill by his own father. Cat do that so, the female will get in heat again.

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    Nov 13, 2007 2:58 PM GMT
    I wanted to reply with a laugh to the first post, but, now I just want to throw up.
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    Nov 13, 2007 4:29 PM GMT
    LOL .. funny and lame .. I like it icon_biggrin.gif

    Zakaria , your story is disturbing... I know it's true
    but when my cat gave birth her "husband" was just coming and sitting near them quitely...(maybe he wasn't horny enough ..icon_confused.gif)
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    Nov 13, 2007 5:29 PM GMT
    umm..no. I'd have to say that's extremely abnormal to have the father cat kill it's kitten. icon_neutral.gif
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    Nov 13, 2007 5:35 PM GMT
    it's not, in fact, father's, boyfriends (males of many species) kill progeny
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    Nov 13, 2007 5:37 PM GMT
    I can remember my dad sprinkling salt on me at a very young age. My mother would come screaming into the dining room.
  • cowboyupnorth

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    Nov 13, 2007 5:51 PM GMT
    McGay maybe thats why you taste saltyicon_redface.gif
  • dfrourke

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    Nov 19, 2007 4:42 AM GMT
    oh, thank God...a joke I can share with my family during the holidays that wont get me grounded.

    - David
  • USAFGypsy

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    Nov 19, 2007 5:46 AM GMT
    In the realm of cat jokes... this is my new favorite... Mainly 'cause it includes a Wal-Mart reference... that just makes it all better...
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    Nov 19, 2007 9:16 AM GMT
    Hella funny!
  • ajlclimber

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    Nov 29, 2007 4:11 AM GMT
    this hurts.