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Sedative said$ 175.50

Canonize me.

inuman saidHmm only $145.00 guess I'm more of an Angel than I thought

bgcat57 saidThe person who came up with this list must have quite a deranged 'moral code.'

There are trivial and completely harmless items with high values and felonious ones with low values.

Really:

Slept with someone in your Parents bed $100.00. What is it about this particular bed that warrants such a cost. It's not specifying that your parents were in the bed at the time.

whereas:

Beat up someone $20.00

so apparently, making love is 5 times worse than committing an act of violence.

This is Dartboard justice at its best.

Beaux saidUm...is #36 assessed per incident?

sfinboston said$525.50...currently so bored at work...willing to post to anything.

Tripsta357 said

sfinboston said$525.50...currently so bored at work...willing to post to anything.

Not to bad..lol!! I still can't believe anyone can be under $200.00......

Sedative said

Tripsta357 said

sfinboston said$525.50...currently so bored at work...willing to post to anything.

Not to bad..lol!! I still can't believe anyone can be under $200.00......

I'm guessing it's a culture thing. LOL. I've done a lot of things that are common teenage escapades here but aren't listed there.

Not to mention that the worse things actually have lower fines. For example, I've actually been arrested and jailed (for a few minutes LOL, before a friend's parents came and picked us up) for breaking curfew on a public area (out drinking on a local lake) and that only has a total fine of $20.

helium said$765.50 I guess I'm not as bad as I thought there.

surfm0nst3r saidone trillion dollars

buddha_the_god saidThe question is basically... have you peed in the pool or not, since that's the only 50 cent one 8U I don't think I've peed while in a pool because I don't think I'd want to be in the water with that... but... I've probably done it as a kid so I'll check it anyway.

$500.50 anyway!

hoo4u said$860.50 I thought I was a nice guy.

dh__ saidmy bail is 525....damn

Medic911 saidWow... You'd need $1030.00 to bail me out.


I thought I was pretty innocent.

Pinny saidWhy do people write books for thread titles?

Pinny said$25.50

tommysguns2000 saidugh...$865.50

masturbating costs me $10.00? that's bullshit! They should charge you more if you've never masturbated...what kind of deviant weirdo never jacks off?!?

damn woman judges...

deboy89 saidMy bail would be....

$125.50

I'm such an angel!

calibro said425.50

Signboy09 saidMy bail is 382.00

bravehound said$835.

mswete said$110.50 0:-)

Tripsta357 said

mswete said$110.50 0:-)

Damn you are so pristine!!...lol

mswete said

Tripsta357 said

mswete said$110.50 0:-)

Damn you are so pristine!!...lol

What can I say? I'm a real Boy Scout.

calibro said425.50

Runninchlt said$285...

Actually being arrested was only worth $5.00? WTF.

Tripsta357 saidThat is a joke right........

Mman19 said

calibro said425.50

Same here

Pinny said

Tripsta357 saidThat is a joke right........

No, ass.

Medic911 saidWow... You'd need $1030.00 to bail me out.


I thought I was pretty innocent.

calibro said

Medic911 saidWow... You'd need $1030.00 to bail me out.


I thought I was pretty innocent.

how in the world am i supposed to afford your bail?

hoo4u said$860.50 I thought I was a nice guy.

makeumyne saidAUD417.26

I converted from US$ to Australian dollars to conceal that I've peed in a pool.

Mman19 said

calibro said425.50

Same here

sdn8 saidis this myspace?

Tapper said

sdn8 saidis this myspace?

metalxracr saidMy Bail is £233
that converts to $375, I'm not innocent but I'm not crazy.

Derrick8 saidooops! $1025.50 LOL Guess I suck at life.

Tripsta357 said

mswete said$110.50 0:-)

Damn you are so pristine!!...lol

styrgan said$805

Tripsta357 said

styrgan said$805

You know you pissed that pool so go on add that 4bits to the total....lol

styrgan said

Tripsta357 said

styrgan said$805

You know you pissed that pool so go on add that 4bits to the total....lol

Come on... alll the other stuff I did in the pool wasn't enough??

barefootguyntn said165.50

styrgan said

Tripsta357 said

styrgan said$805

You know you pissed that pool so go on add that 4bits to the total....lol

Come on... alll the other stuff I did in the pool wasn't enough??

Runninchlt said

styrgan said

Tripsta357 said

styrgan said$805

You know you pissed that pool so go on add that 4bits to the total....lol

Come on... alll the other stuff I did in the pool wasn't enough??

I hereby move that releasing any bodily fluids in pool be a crime punishable by a $1.00 fine!

GQjock said1. Smoked Pot...$10.00

Yes

2. Ever got drunk at work $50.00

No

3. Cheated on your significant other $10.00

Yes

4. Been in love with two or more people at the same time $50.00

Yes

5. Said you love someone but didn't mean it $25.00

Yes

6. Went streaking $5.00

No

7. Went streaking in broad daylight $15.00



NOW I REALLY LIKE YOUR HONESTY!!! and you laid it all out there for all to see, but I just don't agree with one thing and that is PEEING in the pool...I just believe everyone has done it as a child...lol!! my opinion on that tho...Good stuff tho man..


No

8. Kissed a co-worker $15.00

Yes

9. Kissed your boss $50.00

Yes

10. Been arrested $5.00

No

11. Spent time in jail $15.00

No

12. Peed in the pool $0.50

No

13. Played spin the bottle $5.00

Yes
14. Done something you regret $20.00

Yes

15. Slept with your best friend $20.00

No

16. Been in love with a stripper $20.00

In Love? Debatable I'll say yes

17. Went skinny dipping $5.00

Yes

18. Been slapped $5.00

Yes

19. Slapped someone $5.00

No

20. Beat up someone $20.00

No
21. Been jumped $10.00

Not sure what this means -NO
22. Ever had sex at Church $25.00

No

23. Dated someone you met on MySpace $25.00

No

24. Cheated on a test $50.00

No

25. Vandelized something $20.00

Yes

26. Slept with someone in your Parents bed $100.00

Yes

27. Cross dressed $10.00

No

28. Given money to a Stripper $25.00

No

29. Flirted with a officer to get out of a ticket $30.00

Yes - and IT WORKED

30. Kissed some one who's name you did not know $10.00

Yes

31. Hit on someone of the same sex while at work $30.00

No

32. Ever drive drunk $20.00

Yes
33. Used toys while having sex $30.00

No

34. Got drunk passed out and don't remember the nigt before $20.00

Yes

35. Had sex in a pool $20.00

Yes

36. Masturbated $10.00

Yes

37. Cheated on your Significant other with their relative or close friend $20.00

No

38. Done oral $5.00

Yes

39. Got oral $5.00

Yes

40. Done/got oral in a car while it was moving $25.00

Yes

41. Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you $40.00

Good God NO
42. Stole something $10.00

Yes

43. Slept with someone who has been in jail $25.00

No

44. Made a dirty home video $15.00

Yes

45. Plan on making a dirty home video in the near future $30.00

No

46. Had a threesome $50.00

Yes

47. Had sex in a public place $20.00

Yes

48. Been in the same room while someone was having sex $25.00

Yes

49. Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars $20.00

No

50. Had sex with someone 10 years older $20.00

Yes

51. Kissed a teacher while you were still a student $25.00

Yes

52. Lied to your mate $55.00

Yes

53. Lied to your mate about the sex being good $25.00

Yes

So That's $680 to get me out of the Hoosegow

spacinjasin saidum I've literally been arrested and bailed out of jail. i guess they issue bench warrants when you don't pay speeding tickets, who knew.

masculine31 said$195.50 damyuum...and i thought i was innocent

rvdredrocks said[quote][cite]Derrick8 said[/cite]ooops! $1025.50 LOL Guess I suck at life. [/qn
no, you've just been having too much fun! mine was only $405.50

nysexy said$350.00

matey saidHmmm Not sure of my total? As I'm in a homosexual pleural marriage, and have two husbands.

Lostboy said$100.

but seriously: masturbating is as bad as cheating on your partner, and giving money to a stripper is worse than sleeping with your BF´s brother? And is there anyone in the world who has neither masturbated nor done something they regret?

WFT?

triniboy said$735.50... obviously they aren't counting multiple offences.
All-round I guess I've had a fun and wicked little life in a short space of time

triniboy said$735.50... obviously they aren't counting multiple offences.
All-round I guess I've had a fun and wicked little life in a short space of time

1StopCandyShop said495.00

Too low.

HighAvenue saidGOD DAMN

my bail was over 900

gjoseph saidHa my bail is only $460.50 I guess I am "good" =)

mplsmike said$550.50, with none of that being in the last 6 years. I must be getting boring in my old age.

RPMSoccer said$875.50
What can I say? I used to be a competitive swimmer...and we all peed in the pool and lived to tell.

I feel kinda dirty now that I scored so high.

Tayssier said$875.50....THAT'S MY BAIL!!!!! not as bad i guess

xuaerb said$575.50, provided there is not a charge "per instance" LOL

porterc24 said600.50

gayblaketx said$250 dollars. I feel like an angel. Though #36, if it were per inncident, they don't print enough money to bail me out.

barefootguyntn said165.50

Mutty said1. Smoked Pot...$10.00
2. Ever got drunk at work $50.00
3. Cheated on your significant other $10.00
4. Been in love with two or more people at the same time $50.00
5. Said you love someone but didn't mean it $25.00
6. Went streaking $5.00
7. Went streaking in broad daylight $15.00
8. Kissed a co-worker $15.00
9. Kissed your boss $50.00
10. Been arrested $5.00
11. Spent time in jail $15.00
12. Peed in the pool $0.50
13. Played spin the bottle $5.00
14. Done something you regret $20.00
15. Slept with your best friend $20.00
16. Been in love with a stripper $20.00
17. Went skinny dipping $5.00
18. Been slapped $5.00
19. Slapped someone $5.00
20. Beat up someone $20.00
21. Been jumped $10.00
22. Ever had sex at Church $25.00
23. Dated someone you met on MySpace $25.00
24. Cheated on a test $50.00
25. Vandelized something $20.00
26. Slept with someone in your Parents bed $100.00
27. Cross dressed $10.00
28. Given money to a Stripper $25.00
29. Flirted with a officer to get out of a ticket $30.00
30. Kissed some one who's name you did not know $10.00
31. Hit on someone of the same sex while at work $30.00
32. Ever drive drunk $20.00
33. Used toys while having sex $30.00
34. Got drunk passed out and don't remember the nigt before $20.00
35. Had sex in a pool $20.00
36. Masturbated $10.00
37. Cheated on your Significant other with their relative or close friend $20.00
38. Done oral $5.00
39. Got oral $5.00
40. Done/got oral in a car while it was moving $25.00
41. Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you $40.00
42. Stole something $10.00
43. Slept with someone who has been in jail $25.00
44. Made a dirty home video $15.00
45. Plan on making a dirty home video in the near future $30.00
46. Had a threesome $50.00
47. Had sex in a public place $20.00
48. Been in the same room while someone was having sex $25.00
49. Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars $20.00
50. Had sex with someone 10 years older $20.00
51. Kissed a teacher while you were still a student $25.00
52. Lied to your mate $55.00
53. Lied to your mate about the sex being good $25.00

My Bail Is $245.50

ZbmwM5 said$80 dollars to bail me out.

lol... I THINK I am the lowest so far.... :-)

*innocent*

dominoharvey said$575
Kinda right down the middle I guess haha

Mutty said1. Smoked Pot...$10.00
2. Ever got drunk at work $50.00
3. Cheated on your significant other $10.00
4. Been in love with two or more people at the same time $50.00
5. Said you love someone but didn't mean it $25.00
6. Went streaking $5.00
7. Went streaking in broad daylight $15.00
8. Kissed a co-worker $15.00
9. Kissed your boss $50.00
10. Been arrested $5.00
11. Spent time in jail $15.00
12. Peed in the pool $0.50
13. Played spin the bottle $5.00
14. Done something you regret $20.00
15. Slept with your best friend $20.00
16. Been in love with a stripper $20.00
17. Went skinny dipping $5.00
18. Been slapped $5.00
19. Slapped someone $5.00
20. Beat up someone $20.00
21. Been jumped $10.00
22. Ever had sex at Church $25.00
23. Dated someone you met on MySpace $25.00
24. Cheated on a test $50.00
25. Vandelized something $20.00
26. Slept with someone in your Parents bed $100.00
27. Cross dressed $10.00
28. Given money to a Stripper $25.00
29. Flirted with a officer to get out of a ticket $30.00
30. Kissed some one who's name you did not know $10.00
31. Hit on someone of the same sex while at work $30.00
32. Ever drive drunk $20.00
33. Used toys while having sex $30.00
34. Got drunk passed out and don't remember the nigt before $20.00
35. Had sex in a pool $20.00
36. Masturbated $10.00
37. Cheated on your Significant other with their relative or close friend $20.00
38. Done oral $5.00
39. Got oral $5.00
40. Done/got oral in a car while it was moving $25.00
41. Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you $40.00
42. Stole something $10.00
43. Slept with someone who has been in jail $25.00
44. Made a dirty home video $15.00
45. Plan on making a dirty home video in the near future $30.00
46. Had a threesome $50.00
47. Had sex in a public place $20.00
48. Been in the same room while someone was having sex $25.00
49. Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars $20.00
50. Had sex with someone 10 years older $20.00
51. Kissed a teacher while you were still a student $25.00
52. Lied to your mate $55.00
53. Lied to your mate about the sex being good $25.00

My Bail Is $245.50

Sporty_g said$585.00...IF I only charge one time per item...otherwise...OMG! MUCH MORE!

Gaymedes saidMy bail is....$705.50

LuvMuscle99 said$680.50

Ok... the .50 question, I was a KID!

LOL!

LuvMuscle99 said$680.50

Ok... the .50 question, I was a KID!

LOL!

RyanReBoRn said

LuvMuscle99 said$680.50

Ok... the .50 question, I was a KID!

LOL!

Lol, so you figured it out? Since the peed in the pool question is the only one that's worth .50, anyone with .50 tagged onto their bail... well... did the business in a pool. =D

swogdog said$740.50

and I thought I was a nice, trustworthy person...

tsavo saidMy bail is....
$1,065.00

oh dear

iCute23 said$230.50

Tripsta357 said

masculine31 said$195.50 damyuum...and i thought i was innocent

Compared to a lot of us you are "Sweet Polly Purebread"......lol

ShawnTX said$970.50

LEANMUSC28 said$330.50 mmm bad boyee

masculine31 said

Tripsta357 said

masculine31 said$195.50 damyuum...and i thought i was innocent

Compared to a lot of us you are "Sweet Polly Purebread"......lol

I guess

masculine31 said

Tripsta357 said

masculine31 said$195.50 damyuum...and i thought i was innocent

Compared to a lot of us you are "Sweet Polly Purebread"......lol

I guess

ScottPensacola saidI lost track after number 5. What comes after trillion?

ScottPensacola saidI lost track after number 5. What comes after trillion?

javaman9999 said$410.50

I need to work on my naughtiness

Tripsta357 said

masculine31 said

Tripsta357 said

masculine31 said$195.50 damyuum...and i thought i was innocent

Compared to a lot of us you are "Sweet Polly Purebread"......lol

I guess

No need to guess.....u are at $195.50...at least you admitted to pissing in the pool...lol

Hillie said
How lame...... 455.50. I need to get out more

jon_6699 saidCool mines $400.50 lol

jon_6699 saidCool mines $400.50 lol

Jaybird said$300

And no, I've never actually peed in a pool. Our parents always told us from a very young age that if we peed in the pool it would change the chlorine color and everyone would know, and after that the idea just grossed me out. When we were in school they would close the entire pool down if they even suspected anyone peed in the pool, so we learned fast. I have peed in a lake though

GuerrillaSodomite saidMy bail $930.00

Kinda disappointed it's not higher.


I mean, where are the good questions like "Fucked the boss over his desk while on the clock" or "Got freebies all week while staying with a friend that runs an escort service" or "Passed out and woke up underneath a hot drug dealer" or "Lost a latex glove inside someone 15 years younger than you"?

blunt_ said870.5 Shmeh.

RuggerATX said$400

But why not just cut to the chase and ask who peed in a pool?

ErikTaurean saidMy bail is $120.00

Tripsta357 said

ErikTaurean saidMy bail is $120.00

Are you serious $120.00................come on let's be serious!!! and you didn't piss in the pool either.....I aint buying that crap!!!

ErikTaurean said

Tripsta357 said

ErikTaurean saidMy bail is $120.00

Are you serious $120.00................come on let's be serious!!! and you didn't piss in the pool either.....I aint buying that crap!!!

Matters not. I am what I am and I have never pissed in a pool.

Tripsta357 said

GuerrillaSodomite saidMy bail $930.00

Kinda disappointed it's not higher.


I mean, where are the good questions like "Fucked the boss over his desk while on the clock" or "Got freebies all week while staying with a friend that runs an escort service" or "Passed out and woke up underneath a hot drug dealer" or "Lost a latex glove inside someone 15 years younger than you"?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes, we definitely need to add some more intense questions like that.... $930.00 is pretty up there....but i know your ass peed in the pool at some point in your life...??????...lol

Good stuff tho..

GuerrillaSodomite said

Tripsta357 said

GuerrillaSodomite saidMy bail $930.00

Kinda disappointed it's not higher.


I mean, where are the good questions like "Fucked the boss over his desk while on the clock" or "Got freebies all week while staying with a friend that runs an escort service" or "Passed out and woke up underneath a hot drug dealer" or "Lost a latex glove inside someone 15 years younger than you"?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes, we definitely need to add some more intense questions like that.... $930.00 is pretty up there....but i know your ass peed in the pool at some point in your life...??????...lol

Good stuff tho..

There are just simply some activities that are beneath me.

Tripsta357 said

GuerrillaSodomite said

Tripsta357 said

GuerrillaSodomite saidMy bail $930.00

Kinda disappointed it's not higher.


I mean, where are the good questions like "Fucked the boss over his desk while on the clock" or "Got freebies all week while staying with a friend that runs an escort service" or "Passed out and woke up underneath a hot drug dealer" or "Lost a latex glove inside someone 15 years younger than you"?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes, we definitely need to add some more intense questions like that.... $930.00 is pretty up there....but i know your ass peed in the pool at some point in your life...??????...lol

Good stuff tho..

There are just simply some activities that are beneath me.

Not even as a child?

GuerrillaSodomite said

Tripsta357 said

GuerrillaSodomite said

Tripsta357 said

GuerrillaSodomite saidMy bail $930.00

Kinda disappointed it's not higher.


I mean, where are the good questions like "Fucked the boss over his desk while on the clock" or "Got freebies all week while staying with a friend that runs an escort service" or "Passed out and woke up underneath a hot drug dealer" or "Lost a latex glove inside someone 15 years younger than you"?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes, we definitely need to add some more intense questions like that.... $930.00 is pretty up there....but i know your ass peed in the pool at some point in your life...??????...lol

Good stuff tho..

There are just simply some activities that are beneath me.

Not even as a child?

Nope. I was potty trained at gunpoint.

Tripsta357 said

GuerrillaSodomite said

Tripsta357 said

GuerrillaSodomite said

Tripsta357 said

GuerrillaSodomite saidMy bail $930.00

Kinda disappointed it's not higher.


I mean, where are the good questions like "Fucked the boss over his desk while on the clock" or "Got freebies all week while staying with a friend that runs an escort service" or "Passed out and woke up underneath a hot drug dealer" or "Lost a latex glove inside someone 15 years younger than you"?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes, we definitely need to add some more intense questions like that.... $930.00 is pretty up there....but i know your ass peed in the pool at some point in your life...??????...lol

Good stuff tho..

There are just simply some activities that are beneath me.

Not even as a child?

Nope. I was potty trained at gunpoint.

DAMN!! Talking about Arrested Development....lol!!!

gymguy81 saidwell depending on what we use to assess percount ect. $443.5

GuerrillaSodomite said

Tripsta357 said

GuerrillaSodomite said

Tripsta357 said

GuerrillaSodomite saidMy bail $930.00

Kinda disappointed it's not higher.


I mean, where are the good questions like "Fucked the boss over his desk while on the clock" or "Got freebies all week while staying with a friend that runs an escort service" or "Passed out and woke up underneath a hot drug dealer" or "Lost a latex glove inside someone 15 years younger than you"?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes, we definitely need to add some more intense questions like that.... $930.00 is pretty up there....but i know your ass peed in the pool at some point in your life...??????...lol

Good stuff tho..

There are just simply some activities that are beneath me.

Boy, you are wild for real ..LOL!!!....may needed to have called CPS back then...LMAO!!




Not even as a child?

Nope. I was potty trained at gunpoint.

Dante_redux saidHmmm... What if you commited an offense listed by the OP more than once? Then do you add up every time you commited that one offense?
Then I think everyones bail would be in the hundred-thousands. lol

My Bail is 410.

DrobUA said$400.5

(It wasn't a pool it was a river)

VUandC88 saideeeehhhh mine is $900.50 i guess we all know what that means..........ea i was one of those pee pee kids

CUPIDSCHOK3HOLD saidWow... I must be an angel $175.00

joggerva said$110.

And we had a pool growing up. But we had bushes on the side of the yard, so no drying off necessary. Go figure.

tease410 said555.5

tease410 said555.5

eclathan said$740.00

Jonno11 said$560.5 seems middle of the pack i guess

pjp201 saidLOL


755.00

and I thought I was a good guy ..... maybe not.....

RuggerATX said$400

But why not just cut to the chase and ask who peed in a pool?

m59254 saidMy Bail Is 670.50

Skater_and_Graffiti_Groupie said

RuggerATX said$400

But why not just cut to the chase and ask who peed in a pool?

That's what I was thinking.



$860.50, worse than I thought.

I peed in the pool to see if it'd actually turn colour.