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    Jun 10, 2009 5:21 AM GMT
    so what do you want to know?
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    Jun 10, 2009 6:13 AM GMT
    How are you feeling deep down inside?
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    Jun 10, 2009 6:14 AM GMT
    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood??? Hmmm??? Answer THAT Mr.Smarty Pants!!icon_razz.gif
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    Jun 10, 2009 6:21 AM GMT
    -How do you spell "Q"?
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    Jun 10, 2009 6:25 AM GMT
    Soulasphyxia saidHow are you feeling deep down inside?
    sadness, anger, some joy,
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    Jun 10, 2009 6:28 AM GMT
    nysexy saidHow much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood??? Hmmm??? Answer THAT Mr.Smarty Pants!!icon_razz.gif

    well
    If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.
    or

    Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood.
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    Jun 10, 2009 6:29 AM GMT
    TrowelMonger said-How do you spell "Q"?
    keu
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    Jun 10, 2009 6:31 AM GMT
    kcrew12 saidwhy does every guy want me?

    Because you can save trucks icon_eek.gif
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    Jun 10, 2009 6:31 AM GMT
    kcrew12 saidwhy does every guy want me?


    I hope he says "I really don't know" because that would make me laugh so hard.

    lmao DAMN too late
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    Jun 10, 2009 6:35 AM GMT
    Soulasphyxia said
    kcrew12 saidwhy does every guy want me?


    I hope he says "I really don't know" because that would make me laugh so hard.

    lmao DAMN too late

    Hahahaha
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    Jun 10, 2009 12:12 PM GMT
    Why do birds... ♪ suddenly appear? Everytime you are near... ♫
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    Jun 10, 2009 2:09 PM GMT
    Sedative saidWhy do birds... ♪ suddenly appear? Everytime you are near... ♫

    Cause just like me they long to be close to you, that's why.
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    Jun 10, 2009 2:25 PM GMT



    How long do you weigh?

    What time is your name?

    Why does red look like the smell of almonds?

    -synesthesia man
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    Jun 10, 2009 2:27 PM GMT
    where should I live and who do I need to speak to to get a job I like?
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    Jun 10, 2009 2:30 PM GMT
    What's the meaning of life??
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    Jun 10, 2009 2:33 PM GMT
    i415 saidso what do you want to know?


    Why? What is it that makes you Mr. Wonderful that I need to no more?
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    Jun 10, 2009 2:34 PM GMT
    Chris16 saidWhat's the meaning of life??


    TOO easy. It´s 42. Duh


    hombrehombre said
    i415 saidso what do you want to know?


    Why? What is it that makes you Mr. Wonderful that I need to no more?


    Some people are just ungrateful icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jun 10, 2009 2:36 PM GMT
    TrowelMonger said
    Sedative saidWhy do birds... ♪ suddenly appear? Everytime you are near... ♫

    Cause just like me they long to be close to you, that's why.



    EDIT: I super love it! =]
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    Jun 10, 2009 2:36 PM GMT
    Lostboy said
    Chris16 saidWhat's the meaning of life??


    TOO easy. It´s 42. Duh


    hombrehombre said
    i415 saidso what do you want to know?


    Why? What is it that makes you Mr. Wonderful that I need to no more?


    Some people are just ungrateful icon_rolleyes.gif



    ??? It was a legit question? Don't roll your eyes at me.
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    Jun 10, 2009 2:38 PM GMT
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    Jun 10, 2009 2:39 PM GMT
    TrowelMonger said-How do you spell "Q"?


    with much diffiqulty
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    Jun 10, 2009 3:34 PM GMT
    What is the sound of one hand clapping?

    What did your face look like before your father and mother were born?

    GOD I love koans! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 10, 2009 3:58 PM GMT
    That guy kissing you, is he your bf?
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    Jun 10, 2009 3:58 PM GMT
    jrs10k6 said
    TrowelMonger said
    Sedative saidWhy do birds... ♪ suddenly appear? Everytime you are near... ♫

    Cause just like me they long to be close to you, that's why.

    EDIT: I super love it! =]



    Love Tamia and Gerald Levert's duet cover of this song.
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    Jun 10, 2009 3:59 PM GMT
    zakariahzol saidThat guy kissing you, is he your bf?


    Yes, that is why the caption says "me and my man".

    Don´t abuse the question service icon_lol.gif

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