How do you eat differently when you are home and alone?

  • silverfox

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    Jun 12, 2009 1:47 AM GMT
    Watch out rotisserie chicken. No forks or knives needed when I come home from the gym with you in my grocery bag. You don't even stand a chance of making it onto a plate!

    I don't even sit down. I want my protein now!

    Wash hands, open bag, rip chicken with bare hands, take off skin and insert in my mouth. Period.


    Just so we are clear, the SilverFox makes a great impression at dinner parties. I believe in the elegance of fine dining...when I am out or when I prepare meals for someone.

    But when I am alone......all hell can break loose...and I pity the rotisserie chicken that crosses my path icon_smile.gif


    How about you?
    Fess up.

    You are a RealJock.

    How do you eat differently when you are on your own? icon_biggrin.gif

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  • Timbales

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    Jun 12, 2009 1:49 AM GMT
    nope, not really
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    Jun 12, 2009 1:57 AM GMT
    totally, you should see the dining table after i finish. I'm like an animal, I don't care about mess, only about cramming whatever I've made into my mouth. Rip the meat apart, shove handfuls of carbs in, rip the bread, etc. Cutlery is just a nicety.
  • silverfox

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    Jun 12, 2009 3:29 AM GMT
    Fable saidtotally, you should see the dining table after i finish. I'm like an animal, I don't care about mess, only about cramming whatever I've made into my mouth. Rip the meat apart, shove handfuls of carbs in, rip the bread, etc. Cutlery is just a nicety.



    Attaboy Fable.....I like your honesty..

    Can you just imagine a guy alone in his place eating exactly the same way he does when he has people all around him?

    Don't think so! icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 12, 2009 3:36 AM GMT

    no clothes.
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    Jun 12, 2009 4:39 AM GMT
    GuiltyGear said
    no clothes.
    and I'll be covered in olive oilicon_twisted.gif
    I usually find cutlery or plates that look clean and use them (if there are none clean, even if they are not mine. That or eat peanut butter with a spoon + drink out of the milk carton.
  • silverfox

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    Jun 12, 2009 5:05 AM GMT
    peanut butter with a spoon.....that is a definite here......

    going to get out of bed and get a spoonful right now...

    alone again, naturally.



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    Jun 12, 2009 5:07 AM GMT
    If I understood the question I'd attempt to answer.
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    Jun 12, 2009 5:11 AM GMT
    I'm so much into keeping the kitchen spotless, I'm apt to eat cottage cheese out of the carton; or make a sandwich and eat it standing over the sink to drop crumbs there. I might make some soup and eat it standing up - over the sink again - right out of the pan. I might drink juice or milk without getting a glass - so I don't dirty up anything. I'm also anal about wiping clean all the faucets and anything else I touch - so the joint always looks like a new model home. I admit it - there you go. Joan Crawford!icon_cool.gif
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    Jun 12, 2009 5:13 AM GMT
    Jockbod48 saidI'm so much into keeping the kitchen spotless, I'm apt to eat cottage cheese out of the carton; or make a sandwich and eat it standing over the sink to drop crumbs there. I might make some soup and eat it standing up - over the sink again - right out of the pan. I might drink juice or milk without getting a glass - so I don't dirty up anything. I'm also anal about wiping clean all the faucets and anything else I touch - so the joint always looks like a new model home. I admit it - there you go. Joan Crawford!icon_cool.gif



    Do we share the same kitchen and don't know it!? icon_smile.gif
  • silverfox

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    Jun 12, 2009 5:15 AM GMT
    MuscleToronto saidIf I understood the question I'd attempt to answer.


    When I am up there at the end of this month I would be most happy to explain it to you icon_biggrin.gif
  • silverfox

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    Jun 12, 2009 5:30 AM GMT
    MuscleToronto saidIf I understood the question I'd attempt to answer.


    Actually I took out a word that was incorrect in the thread title. Perhaps this will make it clearer MuscleToronto?

    If you still require further explanation.....let me know.

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    Jun 12, 2009 5:32 AM GMT
    silverfox1 saidActually I took out a word that was incorrect in the thread title. Perhaps this will make it clearer MuscleToronto?

    If you still require further explanation.....let me know.

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    Silver, look again... read it slowly, one word at a time...

    "How do you eat like an differently when you are home and alone?"
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    Jun 12, 2009 5:37 AM GMT
    LOL... i'm with toronto and caslon on this...
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    Jun 12, 2009 5:39 AM GMT
    does burping count?icon_neutral.gif
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    Jun 12, 2009 5:55 AM GMT
    DolGe said
    Jockbod48 saidI'm so much into keeping the kitchen spotless, I'm apt to eat cottage cheese out of the carton; or make a sandwich and eat it standing over the sink to drop crumbs there. I might make some soup and eat it standing up - over the sink again - right out of the pan. I might drink juice or milk without getting a glass - so I don't dirty up anything. I'm also anal about wiping clean all the faucets and anything else I touch - so the joint always looks like a new model home. I admit it - there you go. Joan Crawford!icon_cool.gif



    Do we share the same kitchen and don't know it!? icon_smile.gif


    Clean and organized guys who are also hot - go to the front of the line!icon_cool.gif
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    Jun 12, 2009 6:13 AM GMT
    Jockbod48 saidI'm so much into keeping the kitchen spotless, I'm apt to eat cottage cheese out of the carton; or make a sandwich and eat it standing over the sink to drop crumbs there. I might make some soup and eat it standing up - over the sink again - right out of the pan. I might drink juice or milk without getting a glass - so I don't dirty up anything. I'm also anal about wiping clean all the faucets and anything else I touch - so the joint always looks like a new model home. I admit it - there you go. Joan Crawford!icon_cool.gif


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    Jun 12, 2009 6:28 AM GMT
    i dont eat any different lol i still use plates and forks
  • DrewT

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    Jun 12, 2009 6:44 AM GMT
    I don't eat much differently. Sometimes I'm online eating (which I don't do with others around). Sometimes I'm wearing less clothing. But I use my table for more than eating so I keep it clean and not sticky gross. So I eat in a typical manner if people are around.
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    Jun 12, 2009 6:47 AM GMT
    I tear into my meals with a primal enthusiasm not unlike that of a ravenous velociraptor upon a chubby toddler.
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    Jun 12, 2009 6:49 AM GMT
    TrowelMonger said
    GuiltyGear said
    no clothes.
    and I'll be covered in olive oilicon_twisted.gif
    I usually find cutlery or plates that look clean and use them (if there are none clean, even if they are not mine. That or eat peanut butter with a spoon + drink out of the milk carton.


    thats so me!!
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    Jun 12, 2009 11:43 AM GMT
    You are way too refined. If I get a rotisserie chicken, like you, no plate or fork. However, I like to get everything done in one shot, so, I take my delicious chicken to the shower and eat it there, where I can freely pee into the drain as I eat. The water from the shower also provides a convenient drink to wash down the chicken. I once brought some potato salad into the shower with me but I just ended up standing in a puddle of diluted mayo.
  • silverfox

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    Jun 12, 2009 11:49 AM GMT
    Caslon11000 said
    silverfox1 saidActually I took out a word that was incorrect in the thread title. Perhaps this will make it clearer MuscleToronto?

    If you still require further explanation.....let me know.

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    Silver, look again... read it slowly, one word at a time...

    "How do you eat like an differently when you are home and alone?"


    OMG I don't know what is up with me? You are right.

    EDIT to thread topic....please check again and make sure it makes sense!


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  • silverfox

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    Jun 12, 2009 11:54 AM GMT
    McGay saidYou are way too refined. If I get a rotisserie chicken, like you, no plate or fork. However, I like to get everything done in one shot, so, I take my delicious chicken to the shower and eat it there, where I can freely pee into the drain as I eat. The water from the shower also provides a convenient drink to wash down the chicken. I once brought some potato salad into the shower with me but I just ended up standing in a puddle of diluted mayo.



    Actually if you were getting this done in one shot McGay, your pee would a convenient way to drink down the chicken. You wouldn't need to turn on the shower. Just trying to save you an extra step!

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    Jun 12, 2009 12:13 PM GMT
    The big difference at home when by myself is that I tend to eat standing up at the counter, without preparing a place setting at the table. It's a habit from my Army days, where during living in the field a high truck bumper often served as my table, and you wolfed it down as fast as you could. I'll also eat right from a can for the same reason, like when we still had the canned C-rations.

    Plus I tend to munch little amounts all day, rather than plan for a prepared meal time with a big plate, my partner's preference when we eat together. Again, that's a pattern I learned in the Army, when I needed little food boosts all day to keep going, and I couldn't always rely on a formal meal time. Even with a field mess operation, I was so going-going-going I never knew where I'd be at any given time, so I basically ate what I carried with me.

    It's why I never gained a single pound for 20 years until the end of my career, when I became a pampered Colonel, and now since retirement I've gotten grossly fat. I prolly need the RJ Boot Camp... LOL!