Checking Out

  • GQjock

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    Jun 14, 2009 3:00 PM GMT
    David Carradine was found dead in Bangkok recently with ligatures around his neck
    and he was probably masturbating using the ligatures to cause asphyxiation

    That's definitely not how I want to check out of this world when I go icon_confused.gif

    Some other ways I don't wanna be found

    -- On the can like Elvis icon_cool.gif
    -- Eating like Cass Eliot icon_neutral.gif


    What are some ways you don't wanna be found when you leave this world
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    Jun 14, 2009 3:08 PM GMT
    How I don't want to be found . . .

    after decades of insisting I'm gay, I decide to test the waters on the other side -- and get hurt trying
  • GQjock

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    Jun 14, 2009 3:42 PM GMT
    Stuff of Nightmares icon_eek.gif

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    Jun 14, 2009 5:37 PM GMT
    I don't think I'd want to be found full of maggots and surrounded by scavengers.
  • ShawnTX

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    Jun 14, 2009 5:40 PM GMT
    the_others saidHow I don't want to be found . . .

    after decades of insisting I'm gay, I decide to test the waters on the other side -- and get hurt trying


    I wouldn't worry about that because I've always suspected just looking at 'it' can cause death! icon_razz.gif
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    Jun 14, 2009 7:41 PM GMT
    Someplace where I wouldn't want to be caught dead.
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    Jun 14, 2009 9:14 PM GMT
    I had a friend die in a gay bathhouse. Fell into hot coals that burned his face off. It was embarrassing for his family.
  • coolarmydude

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    Jun 14, 2009 9:18 PM GMT
    burned alive. icon_eek.gif
  • jlly_rnchr

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    Jun 14, 2009 9:23 PM GMT
    I really do not care how I'm found, because, well, I'll already be dead, and I don't think embarrassment exists in the afterlife.

    I more worry about the way I die.
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    Jun 14, 2009 9:30 PM GMT
    I wanna die something I strongly believe is right, or die from being enveloped in happiness.


    Wishing thinking


    Grim.... wishing thinking icon_eek.gif
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    Jun 15, 2009 1:01 AM GMT

    at a relative's house, under suspicious circumstances. icon_redface.gif
    "He did what with cousin Andy!?"

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    Jun 15, 2009 3:17 AM GMT
    I hope it's memorable so people will reminisce about it for years. My great aunt, a big strapping 6'2" farmer was always the most cheerful klutz.

    She had a stroke driving down main street in town, hit and downed the power pole. In a town of 800, she took out most of the power. The town doctor just happened to be out for his evening walk but was unable to save her.

    Honestly, I was saddened to hear she died but I laughed hard thinking it was just her bizarre style.