IT'S HOTTER THAN _____________________

  • HndsmKansan

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    Jun 17, 2009 9:05 PM GMT
    About 100 today. Not unusual here in Kansas.. but some of the warmest weather so far. What is your favorite "its hotter than statement"

    Its hotter than the blue blazes

    Its so hot you can fry an egg on the side walk

    Its hotter than the 4th of July (well that doesn't work since its coming up)

    Its so hot I want to strip and jump in the pond.....

    Whats yours?

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    Jun 17, 2009 9:08 PM GMT
    I suppose you could say "It´s hotter than Charlitos", but I doubt that happens this side of the sun

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    Jun 17, 2009 9:16 PM GMT
    Lostboy saidI suppose you could say "It´s hotter than Charlitos", but I doubt that happens this side of the sun

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    I doubt if I would have thought of that one, Lost... but we all have our different phrases... and it is hot out there...!

    But I'd rather have it hot than cold.

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    Jun 17, 2009 9:18 PM GMT
    Jackson
    "We got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout"
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    Jun 17, 2009 9:18 PM GMT
    hotter than Hades
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    Jun 17, 2009 9:31 PM GMT
    "You got me hotter than Georgia asphalt"
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    Jun 17, 2009 10:53 PM GMT
    "Its blazin' saddles out here!"

    Not exactly "hotter than," but whatever!
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    Jun 18, 2009 12:12 AM GMT
    At the other extreme...

    This morning it was 35F on Martha's Vineyard---the coldest spot in the Continental US. It was the lowest temperature ever recorded in June out there. You had to go to the towns along the Arctic Ocean on the north coast of Alaska to find a colder spot.

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    Jun 18, 2009 12:21 AM GMT
    Hotter than a freckle on Ryan Reynold's ass.
  • coolarmydude

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    Jun 18, 2009 12:48 AM GMT
    Hotter than a HOT MESS!

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    NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
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    Jun 18, 2009 1:05 AM GMT
    GuerrillaSodomite saidHotter than a freckle on Ryan Reynold's ass.



    mmmmmmmm Ryan Reynolds icon_redface.gif
  • BeingThePhoen...

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    Jun 18, 2009 1:11 AM GMT
    "Whew, it's hotter than grits on a griddle."

    Dunno why I would ever cook grits on a griddle, but there ya go...lol.
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    Jun 18, 2009 1:22 AM GMT
    It's so hot that Burger King is saying "if you want it done your way,do it yourself".
  • upsguy68

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    Jun 18, 2009 1:24 AM GMT
    It is hotter than 2 bunnies screwing in a wool sock!!icon_twisted.gif
  • Timbales

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    Jun 18, 2009 1:34 AM GMT
    I don't know 'it's hotter than' sayings, but I have used "I'm sweating like a whore in church."
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    Jun 18, 2009 1:37 AM GMT
    im sweating like a homo in church.

    was that out of taste? lol.
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    Jun 18, 2009 1:40 AM GMT

    It's hotter than celebrity twat during fashion week.
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    Jun 18, 2009 1:47 AM GMT
    whosyourpaddy saidim sweating like a homo in church.

    was that out of taste? lol.



    Ive heard similar, relating to a "fart in church", but I like yours better! icon_biggrin.gif

    How about "Im sweating like when I introduced my date to my sister as Greg, and he corrected me and said NO, its Chris!

    (that sucked.. true story!)
  • danisnotstr8

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    Jun 18, 2009 1:49 AM GMT
    Hotter than tits on a sand dune.
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    Jun 18, 2009 1:50 AM GMT
    Timberoo saidI don't know 'it's hotter than' sayings, but I have used "I'm sweating like a whore in church."


    I've always laughed at

    " I'm Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market"

    or
    "I'm sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog"