That's nothing. I somehow had a fly infestation in my house over the weekend in which I killed 100-150 of those bastards. Dozens at the windows by day, flocking to the lamp at night. I'm still killing more today...about 40-50. WTF??? I might have about a dozen remaining. But WTF!!
This just in: A spokesperson of Fox News admitted an unnamed tv anchor of the conservative news network was admitted to a local hospital with serious head trauma. When asked what was the cause of the injury, they declined to comment. In unrelated news, our correspondent has noted that Glenn Beck's spittle and drool factor has increased exponentially. More to follow. This is the Onion News Network*