Got this from my Myspace pal Mark. Pretty funny.
To 3 -way or not to 3-way..that is the question!! Ok, I am not a huge fan of 3ways..but on the other hand I know this through experience.. So if you do decide to partake in a 3 way there is one rule you need to follow..(or atleast one set of rules to consider)
Always be the guest star in your 3 way ..never the series regular!!
What this means to all you novice 3 way people is...be the one with no attachments in the 3 way..ie..the single one!! Most of all ...when leaving your 3 ways house ( because you not going to do it at yours..your address is your business)..and when they break up you don't want one of the couple knocking on your door....TAKE ALL YOUR SHIT!! ie your anal beads, ass stretcher, dildos, butt plug , and lube..because a true "Guest Star" has only one walk on role ..at least per season..hehhe
Now this is for all my friends..something I have had to learn the hard way...try to remember your Dignity and Self -Respect..otherwise you will have to try to convince your hook up to spend the extra cash to overnight them to you....and well lets just be honest...your a bottom feeding whore who isn't worth it..!!
** ONE LAST THING..THE RULES APPLY TO GANG BANGS AS WELL**