New Burger King ad - The Super Seven Incher (read into it, 'cause, yes, that's what they're referring to)

  • NickoftheNort...

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    Jun 24, 2009 11:40 AM GMT
    This is a new Burger King ad, advertising its Super Seven Incher:

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    Does this make you want to go get some BK?

    (I detest BK's food as it is; comparing eating it to performing fellatio isn't exactly whetting my appetite)

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    I found the ad on Gawker, which has some more links about the advertising company responsible for this and other BK ads: Burger King Shuns Subtlety in Ads for 'Super Seven Incher' Sandwich
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    Jun 24, 2009 11:42 AM GMT
    *giggles*

    Still wouldn't eat bk
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    Jun 24, 2009 11:44 AM GMT
    Look at it, and look how many onions they've put in the thing!

    I'm just imagining the bad breath one would have after eating that.
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    Jun 24, 2009 11:46 AM GMT
    I was more captivated by the white creamy stuff
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    Jun 24, 2009 12:07 PM GMT
    Seven inches sounds alright... if only I ate fast food.
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    Jun 24, 2009 7:25 PM GMT
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    Jun 24, 2009 7:34 PM GMT
    I've been trippin off of this one for a few months now.
    I guess sex DOES sell.




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    Jun 24, 2009 7:37 PM GMT
    well it's cause burger king is so far behind mcDs but so so far ahead of all the other competition that they are in such a safe second place so they can be as risque and asshole-ish as they want with their ads.

    "I like square butts" ?
    "Seven incher" ?

    and a plethera of others...

    Being a vegetarian - i'm quite disgusted ANYWAY

    Being gay... i know there's no way she's going to fit that into her mouth >>


    (anyone else captivated by that red lipstick? icon_eek.gif )
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    Jun 24, 2009 7:42 PM GMT
    7 inches of a puss filled blistered penis? No thank you!
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    Jun 24, 2009 7:48 PM GMT
    They have launched a MASSIVE add campaign here in Arizona and it's directed to all the straight men!
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    Jun 24, 2009 8:10 PM GMT
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    Jun 24, 2009 8:13 PM GMT
    I stopped eating BK a loong time ago...but 7 inches is the perfect size though icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 24, 2009 8:17 PM GMT
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    Jun 24, 2009 8:21 PM GMT
    7 inches is a good start! icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 24, 2009 8:24 PM GMT
    When I was in high school (1968, I think it was), about half a block away from the school and across the street, there was a Burger King. It was closed by the health dept. They hired a school friend of mine, Nels Thorson, over the summer to help clean the place up. He wanted to earn some money to buy a car. They had him mopping the floor with gasoline or kerosene. Anyway, the fumes went under the water heater, were ignited by the pilot light, and the flames shot out across the floor. Nels slipped as he tried to run out of the place. The burns were so bad he died a couple of days later. Needless to say, I dont eat at Burger King.
  • Pheo

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    Jun 24, 2009 8:31 PM GMT
    [quote][cite]McGay said[/cite]BKsevenincher.jpg[/quote

    LMAO! Wow... Just wow... Where the hells did you find that at?
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    Jun 24, 2009 8:33 PM GMT
    Made it m'self.

    We don't like competition!
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  • jrs1

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    Jun 24, 2009 8:55 PM GMT

    subtlety meter is right ... edit: the super appetite killar [sic].
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    Jun 24, 2009 8:58 PM GMT
    McGay saidBKsevenincher.jpg


    icon_lol.gif LOL! I've seen this coming... looks like a scary movie Porn ad.
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    Jun 24, 2009 9:06 PM GMT
    Is it just me or does the woman in the ad look like a blow up sex doll ?
    Vacant stare... gaping mouth.... crappy wig.
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    Jun 24, 2009 9:11 PM GMT

    That's not any worse than their "Morning Tongue" ads were.
    Gawd I hated those ads. Burger King is the Playboy of the fast food world, if the cheap thrills one gets from eating their crap wasn't already an obvious indicator.

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    Jun 24, 2009 9:12 PM GMT
    ManMachine23 saidIs it just me or does the woman in the ad look like a blow up sex doll ?
    Vacant stare... gaping mouth.... crappy wig.



    Haha most certainly...something about her seems artificial like a mannequin.

    I'm sure they are going to receive a few complaints about this ad being too risque.
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    Jun 24, 2009 9:14 PM GMT
    this is my kind of ad. I love the BK ads.
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    Jun 24, 2009 10:46 PM GMT
    Caslon11000 saidWhen I was in high school (1968, I think it was), about half a block away from the school and across the street, there was a Burger King. It was closed by the health dept. The burns were so bad he died a couple of days later. Needless to say, I dont eat at Burger King.


    Damn Cas, This is a nightmare. Like a scene from final destination or something. I know it was along time ago, but you still have my sympathy... Damn...
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    Jun 24, 2009 10:48 PM GMT
    GuiltyGear said
    That's not any worse than their "Morning Tongue" ads were.
    Gawd I hated those ads. Burger King is the Playboy of the fast food world, if the cheap thrills one gets from eating their crap wasn't already an obvious indicator.

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    This is awesome!!! First time I've seen the ad. Does the girl in the cvt just start to smile a little or what??? I'll prb try both these products just once to see what they taste like...